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Spring is officially coming today!8 c- _( d: o* ?: O! l. t' ?
5 a6 \# H5 z7 w% ?% B1 J) _+ s; PThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!5 X' _0 U) l0 V2 x7 _
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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0 e1 n6 [% c+ GSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."( @ U4 ~6 Z& v6 E# H
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.: z( ]4 R( _5 G
3 Q+ x; m. j \3 ^The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.. P% t% F9 G) p7 j* g0 _, g
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."* B7 Q4 W# S/ g& u( Y
( V" D3 J6 t( a6 S2 }5 JThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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