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Spring is officially coming today!* n/ L" Q( }, b; f+ ~
. z. _5 K% `4 k/ YThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!* ]0 r$ X# L" V' \3 N
/ U! D1 x% A: S* X9 p7 U4 A aAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.": D9 ^' C: r: T/ Q+ h9 }3 y8 ]
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.7 Q! r3 {* Y6 j e
' \- c" ]: P- p: D! N! yThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."7 Y, U/ }) x6 ~. P9 C
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition./ H* u: u, \2 g; K& O" K5 C
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.+ f4 P) ]" c, o* O
5 y# I5 P& x5 EThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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