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Spring is officially coming today!. a) p0 A( d# A# o: n% O0 ]+ q, l
7 u; f# A2 G0 `( MThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!% H" b. }# D. q
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."1 z: J, I4 {; q6 r0 |
8 v! B0 P; t' X, q) g" MSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.5 G8 ]# M7 w8 q7 n; V8 }0 a
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.% T5 g) W" h- C' }( S. V1 v; n2 }7 Z# \' t
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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& `& A( g" w! X4 {3 ~The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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