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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."6 F) P- P* b2 v: L2 G; r6 c y
3 A) ]" p2 J: s5 _$ {1 XSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."+ z" J# {) D- T( j- h
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.; C: m- P5 o: k: i
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.& f. E5 Q1 U; u: g6 K, B# X
1 ?' f( P. a1 {. @& ZThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."4 J; C) j. t4 u4 A9 z% n2 k- @
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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