女人的口是心非（ＺＴ）

又见炊烟

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
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3. Maybe = No
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5 I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want! = You will pay for this later
' T8 k% h+ [! I' h9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
# z5 R7 o9 R& l2 p10.You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

裙裾飘飘

以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
. {( m4 a! N& t& J( N# ?4 [年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

SlimPig

原帖由 裙裾飘飘 于 2006-2-22 23:14 发表
6 Z# f9 Q' p8 ~% z, ?$ F以前有个年轻人情绪低落地对一个老者说:我向一个姑娘求爱,可是她拒绝了.
老者说:别灰心,年轻人.通常姑娘答应的时候都说 “不”.
, R. z# y  i$ C8 h* F7 W8 s年轻人说:可她说的是 “呸”.

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裙裾飘飘

原帖由 SlimPig 于 2006-2-22 22:21 发表

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. Y0 a, g5 `! s, D一口不，还是有戏。

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# @: t% W2 J( ^; C* H可惜对方实在怕了满头满脸的唾沫星.

Greatwall

那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

裙裾飘飘

原帖由 Greatwall 于 2006-2-23 00:07 发表
9 W9 t( o& G% R那个姑娘不会是你飘飘吧？

那我再次喷你满头满脸的唾沫星吧。