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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
" f6 [* H3 r# }0 k& MThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. . S1 \  d( A& d! a1 d

" O- s. ~( K  F" T+ V8 \- dHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 9 n* n' I9 y4 o

1 {/ h2 Q* ?- D2 g5 |& aThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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) T0 L  @- u& KThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
5 g3 E7 F) |; Q& w; c( gLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
2 L+ N- S* O, L0 l& c9 lA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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. P0 Z& U$ v8 a% H+ W5 k1 Q"But it's not for me to question his story. . P0 J* |* p) B  T* ]: M' T

! y6 O! l% _) n8 F"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 2 d4 U! {. [0 x
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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. I# N, k9 \/ y9 U"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." # d6 g) B& x* F2 T+ a1 k% w/ A; z
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 4 n. G/ }) `' H0 s: i6 W

- C" [- [( ?# _" vA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)8 W% S' G% d& ?
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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