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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。3 j& d' ]: s1 V. `$ c# F
* e6 u, [$ B2 nhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. - y- q$ ^, Y3 j. x* v. S- z
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. - P1 C5 s" L5 C( `
2 ^% Y" I& H8 O3 B5 HHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. " n8 v9 v# |2 R
: [% X7 F o+ x, DOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 7 _" M7 @" x+ }2 B! Y6 g1 p0 m! @8 Z
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. ( v% y# s; ~! [) D. F9 Y% W
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. - w( M! [ q$ }: @* {7 s; `* @
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 1 w1 W% D' Y/ w) K: O
& O: ]$ A+ Y8 j# y2 K; L' X5 ]"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." * W+ T8 E5 q0 C. V( J( ` R. ?
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. & f! y) P+ t7 ?! `( W& h" Q
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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- u7 `$ N6 k4 O8 V, S i"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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$ n8 r* R: ~$ w7 H) G"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. : g: b- A0 R3 z6 j: u+ j
% G, i& t4 Z1 z$ C"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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