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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。' @( a0 z3 g: M: Y( a
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! W0 u/ j: F0 Q; O2 L5 u: j: ]A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 7 N- j4 q* ^1 g/ s3 g
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. . U- E% e1 a- t6 u
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. o- u' W+ x- A/ i: x/ D: I" M- _! I
# a O& Z$ \. K6 d3 ?The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. / n* h! R8 W* W3 M2 q
# N& z4 w C7 W2 _) }Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ' x8 J$ u1 i k3 w5 }2 }
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
+ f7 Y- @& ^; M8 n& VA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. / Q7 B4 L) ^& k6 X6 O# j* `
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"But it's not for me to question his story. ' t; |/ Y) F o; D. J% ^
9 G& K; ~' |% n8 {- i( I"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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% Z% b( y, J& C; `8 a- ?Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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5 b: ^1 Y$ q+ ~/ Q0 t: g; F, `0 {"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 5 u$ e0 _6 N3 N% Q% r
% O/ y+ R6 {4 S2 J8 l4 ^* d: A5 o8 ^2 b"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 5 a' I7 F) e5 T" |( {
. q! U5 _$ W: f$ B8 k7 N"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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