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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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1 L9 }0 s2 r0 Q2 K; M2 p9 {1 Jhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece6 G( M7 @3 } B3 E* b$ ?
8 i7 C3 a& d3 b5 [! a& D# rA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. $ t- W: G- w. F# F h. ]/ A0 C9 W
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. * J! c3 a# i; w: z, W0 T5 K
5 c4 P6 {! `# q# C+ K3 I4 eThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 9 v, S, T9 `( \2 t- P( `) I! x4 E
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 0 e: r8 I- {8 @. j m& N, \
4 |4 G/ b d# R J3 cOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 4 o) |6 w' o% x; R/ r5 _
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
$ Q! K L2 V5 Z7 `A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 4 y- @+ m+ t& M& `$ Q
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ( w0 v& |. @$ m) r7 K; }: I
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ' u- t6 H7 C$ O" C' V- }) u
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' m5 R) Q. v- F' ^9 b$ T"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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; [- n2 ?5 [4 z. o% Y# v"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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# N5 I' P1 B1 o* D- \Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 5 Y6 v0 u. Q+ e$ ~
" H1 i6 o) G9 J; _/ d, @9 rA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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$ h' U. W7 z/ |( ?8 M"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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