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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew- R& w. Z% R6 g; {
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
$ f# v- O+ \6 Bdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
7 l8 ^. A, c- j0 E: |browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
4 Q5 \8 q) ~" h% ^" Z7 B. d# b( Fif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
# y6 i8 w% p2 D* ]I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,0 y4 `, O/ [: n" e$ t/ N
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.6 }$ f' R' [5 T) C+ m# F( h
"Nothing, nothing."7 L1 o! W7 {( |' U+ i
"C'mon, tell me!"
9 o1 c( J+ O: K. q: ^; {1 G "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
0 N& K( M' x1 b2 r0 r "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.1 Y! z2 ]4 w* f1 [9 ~& W
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
0 M: s: L2 N4 L5 d So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, - L; O! V3 H- p/ \% T. o2 C
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
$ ~- ^6 h2 r5 j$ C( t# z/ Bordinary-looking black dildo.9 V. x& d; [9 l6 f; F
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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6 W O! k- K0 A3 C3 c The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old2 V+ g& ?( I# Z$ D2 s/ s
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
U8 L! a2 H I VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
5 e* P, X5 C. Lscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack ) Z6 W5 X% o! c0 Y! L- o# z- v5 s8 h5 ]
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
1 |; l: Q1 T. y8 k"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to$ C. J, J* A0 {2 H- C2 v
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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: c9 h& g1 @0 v7 J* Z. z) } "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
b' ^1 ]) P5 _0 o( D1 c. t6 Kwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took" @/ v# S* O# S
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ) U& g& T5 f# X; J! t: ~
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip7 Z# | V2 c9 z( D# T# U3 D
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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3 _0 n( r7 n+ R, c After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
/ H) ^9 L5 }2 ?6 `* _& ]. ~; M' |thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
& r- r6 i! F6 \- e) oremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
6 ~8 n( @. i2 A- Q"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
' V" B4 }& E, ~great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she $ G* A& k. o+ ^ M$ n+ m; V% C
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
: k; ~2 l1 X& }- c' ~9 t& l: c& Whusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried* r+ t- Q7 l3 E) j7 `- c6 a8 `
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick; I5 A4 X* U. v
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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' p+ {! q/ n2 i Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive$ ?+ N% _# p/ F' Y4 x; q0 V1 d1 w
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
/ S z% _+ C% l4 l7 B2 jtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next" |/ l; j- z8 Q- u3 k) @1 B
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights& v8 x! J2 H% ~: A1 t
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
' p- Z! Y1 V% F& m3 p; y+ @much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she( f" j, h9 @ Q, D+ W. U
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.0 L" ^/ P8 r. R D _
( d( `/ v' @$ ~, B# v3 s The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
* W0 T5 P! G1 T, I% alady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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