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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
5 V% J8 q* ?/ ^: {8 w7 G% I6 r1 K& B% Nhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
/ ?6 [; F0 s/ d& j* X; R8 bdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
: C$ ~4 f* l5 Z* jbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
' C7 `) N- T6 l+ j( Xif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,* n" u# L7 H5 |( t% I
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
A0 A6 L" w0 ~except... ahhh... never mind."
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, [& G+ l9 ~* z2 Y, } "Except what?" the man asked.# \% Z3 ]0 h0 Y5 C) E) q+ }
"Nothing, nothing." @5 y' o6 j) A4 P
"C'mon, tell me!"
' X0 n+ k+ _% X; a0 l8 K- k1 C "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."4 X" s- [- M) w, ?( F: T8 C* ^* c
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
2 s) r7 |# ~2 [: v' @ @- s! ]2 } "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed.". p" ?" R! n o0 }. l% m
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, + @! h9 ?0 D2 m* p. }& D& n
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very5 Y4 `# c( T4 `( a
ordinary-looking black dildo.
1 D7 w5 |0 Z- m5 | The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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4 ~$ i# g' Y" u- {# ~' i# Y# { The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
9 T6 C/ l& q6 ?1 A7 fman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
2 ^6 M. R k: c/ r; ]* Q) n% W VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started: c4 d) a7 `* L3 I
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack 8 H5 l4 l, r+ R
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
8 a4 D( J$ v/ _$ o( }3 {$ { y& M"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
* @, \3 o: d6 J: F! n" w. h* ~& Sthe box and lay there, quiet once again.3 j& i1 [/ o. q5 v) m* H
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it3 C# _0 N& n, w" E% o0 K( B+ G
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
. n+ o2 r5 Q& x" Iit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
' G3 M! d6 T$ @, M) v( fshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
$ Y6 N4 L! I" D" N0 ~" I9 x2 |satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.. J" B+ B5 w3 W& u' @0 ]8 l+ z! L
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She9 ], a( c8 S2 K& P& r
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she A8 c7 y4 p* J7 ~( U
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
2 A( G8 e- Y( B( e( _9 U"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
) s$ C4 I" \2 C z4 Q% j, a3 V+ u3 dgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
& Y" v# y1 @5 w8 i1 q Udecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her4 m% A! d/ S3 I+ ~
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried( Y1 v9 ^9 Z' B' ?* ^! [5 I
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
4 N T2 ~7 F) G* Ejust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.2 R1 K) @7 o; ^- H& s8 {' s
+ i: S2 b; ]$ ? Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
) ]/ @3 D1 m, n5 o4 R! ito the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
, |. J0 @) h% ~3 w9 F0 Q# J: f% @traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
) H$ v% R7 H% I3 \* Ithing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights" Q; G `1 z6 Z9 n' v4 C: G8 h
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
9 [# H- u* b+ V# l) H4 zmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
1 p/ f$ h) F$ }. F3 n& m& ehadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right& f8 o- m5 e3 [8 Y4 f% q8 N d. a7 B
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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