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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
* r3 A$ {' Z c) }# q" Nhis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he& `5 u1 W" v4 f; H- a4 ^7 ]/ Q1 b$ L
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he- |' p; l- U z4 _" {1 s" R
browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked; A, d# G9 {! Y$ m8 }
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,' Y9 \5 a: l/ G: X3 H$ q+ i) s
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
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"Except what?" the man asked.3 S6 _$ C$ ?" g( D! S k" G
"Nothing, nothing."
5 K" q, V. g. n% _ "C'mon, tell me!"
5 ^ E; I6 T9 x8 m "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
( w7 L3 V, i2 b, O! c/ r "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
3 H, `4 L/ B4 \( y9 a "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
+ R- y* M% y# R- ~" \ So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
* o* `& [5 ~6 ?" p/ C9 s$ U9 L2 kcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
2 h- h1 `) h* H6 dordinary-looking black dildo., h9 D; [7 ~/ k, [4 h0 D9 @
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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& x* O z7 A% K/ p |; C The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
" V! G" {- U# m( u1 Y6 B+ s2 pman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
8 ]5 B4 I) W( K" V/ g8 Q& L: X VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
0 R! Y9 z3 m) J& L2 x* Iscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
0 f" A7 ~" T+ G: }7 \developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
; v' Z' @9 t# {" T" P! P& k"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to7 F9 C" S8 Y; x ]! z$ n/ g: ?7 l
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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% `2 D# K# |: k8 N# X9 p2 p "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it- Z, N8 B- [4 k7 @# r
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took7 R9 l n6 }4 `8 t4 ~5 y
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all 2 g2 T6 Q' E2 M; O! x
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
9 w, g& D3 x% _+ usatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.: Q% y! e5 J. F$ n9 k
- L- z3 r' c7 v: `1 _: F After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
0 I7 C+ H- ~6 j4 |* F- ^thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
# Z: d6 L9 ~( |, S2 p. {remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,& q2 R* {' v& G! R
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was9 R/ P3 S) l* e! e8 S) F( j/ h7 }
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she : J) U3 V# ]7 i
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her7 ]7 O+ w5 j0 C6 w3 t" H7 q
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!+ h. [- d+ G- \. X# d7 e$ |
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
9 K5 `* `/ i5 n }$ T* r: `; \to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick/ _ d1 ]7 ` k( G
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.1 `) g6 E' X, m7 {5 r2 ^
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive Z' i- |' w; }5 i9 N
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
% ~" N- w" t$ w& F& u! E0 xtraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next( f2 b) h5 E6 ?& k4 T6 C
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights& H. O# a1 d. ~) }, ^$ ~! B3 d
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how* { O+ Y& @7 Z0 Z1 d
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
+ E f! X1 z7 I/ L% J$ {5 n6 N- jhadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.6 j. y: ?0 n( C, _1 Z7 K, d
* I1 v# c$ J, g! _) y3 b; |; h The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right# v# b1 s8 j. x; L9 f2 h
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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