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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew' b; C& E9 ^ c+ F# M! f% V
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he0 u* W, w) R) @& p" Q
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
+ C! n' ]( N9 \9 x, ^browsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
1 c+ h% {5 @: l. Eif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,* m7 |( w5 h& t. s% D& K/ C! R) {4 e
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
: V# x v$ Q8 D ]/ @except... ahhh... never mind."7 W9 C8 j/ Q/ O7 L0 h0 C7 o
, Z9 k8 m2 |; [6 T/ v7 ~+ W! a "Except what?" the man asked.
9 h. z2 m$ W d2 k. O "Nothing, nothing." }7 R w: y4 y: Z. ]
"C'mon, tell me!"' j% S* l8 u8 v8 _
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."# a l8 i b* }7 l% @& z8 Z
"What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.4 c/ S2 x. r% X/ W- y7 Y
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."3 V0 e+ T4 U9 b
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
5 t% E3 v4 ]. j) _) `. ?4 wcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very- ]& T \5 ^! S6 g, H
ordinary-looking black dildo. ?8 r; o4 |7 C
The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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: Z4 Q+ [3 v8 y# l* ~2 i. r2 ]" z. A The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old; Q: p N' y! N0 Z, t
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
6 W+ f6 }2 F7 j, e' A* I VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started/ }. L6 Y+ C4 a
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
* R1 |9 R; r6 M7 }) B9 @% |) `developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,# j$ t# C8 d: g3 q3 J( S4 u
"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
4 ~& D$ J. X! R. Rthe box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
' h8 s& Q9 q* r3 G( Kwasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took3 \# ^1 ^2 ?! o, w+ M, s0 X2 Q' |* ]
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
$ Q; c2 K( x/ [* E; [) l! B: Lshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
6 A5 \* W/ m0 Q2 T% ~satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.2 p- p/ Z* |5 ~4 @7 ~
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
4 Y$ W' O P/ |; ^8 e& I: m) Sthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she) d; O# m! r9 S4 l0 w5 Z7 a Z2 N% z
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
4 ]4 b, n, I- [* P1 D& Q" [1 {) o"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was+ V: D- n: U) J/ f: I
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
2 n5 m3 v$ v1 F$ Vdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
" h# ?% O* M$ C& V. v9 A# e8 Phusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
/ g+ u5 S- N/ s5 l- w' dto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick, V8 S( [7 g- E% k0 J1 `) R% ~
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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7 A! W2 O! g0 O6 p Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive4 }; F l- I4 c
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming; x; h, U8 g* X4 t( M
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
* N9 P! T6 L% ~thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights* D& F* a* ~/ X1 [! h
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
- J0 M2 I) w1 P, _( m5 k/ pmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
6 Q9 V: u5 X, shadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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- f! F+ L8 g# e3 ]0 ~7 ` The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
& b7 N) J, h$ D, Wlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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