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Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
6 Z: ~6 g9 y0 i" W请注意，以下序号都是1不是误写
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. q! Y) x- |7 W- I1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.& M$ M$ ]+ u8 m. W0 E$ Q
1，男人不是你肚子里的蛔虫5 D0 J2 x" j# D- T- N( {4 \- ?. P+ L
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it4 ?1 F9 H% r4 Z3 a+ m7 u' T
down.
( K$ q3 Q7 F/ t4 D0 Y- I( eWe need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about 0 \' U' N+ G7 g' f8 u
you
. _+ x6 [, |) x( ?' aleaving it down.
6 _+ i: a( q& U" P4 c1，学会使用马桶盖，你是个大姑娘了，马桶盖要是翻起来了，你就放下去。我们需要盖子翻起来，你们需要放下去，你们什么时候听骨哦我们抱怨你们把马桶盖放下去？
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1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.* ` w: f6 W9 G
Let it be.3 ?5 P! U; E9 u% `6 J
1，周日的体育，无论它像满月还是潮汐，随他去5 S- S9 ~( j; p5 \8 g
+ i4 t. s Q9 @ `& z* D. i4 c1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it2 ?, I' S. v, [/ z. t; ~' K
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1，购物不是体育。不，也别指望我们能那么想！
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1. Crying is blackmail.( c, d! ]& V6 C: H0 v1 T3 v
1，哭泣是敲诈# \# E6 \# r% |0 S: h( y( H
% a Y* T: C5 R6 N" {8 @1 T1. Ask for what you want.+ @. k8 l) g1 }- k( \' z7 {
Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!
0 ^# l/ l2 A' K5 P; [" PStrong hints do not work!+ T# Y/ O w5 \1 G% H- e& ~0 V
Obvious hints do not work!
0 G+ e, w& q) AJust say it!
/ ]( F# W" L& f1，你想要什么就说7 A+ o. h' k+ X, I4 ? a
我们再说得清楚点，小暗示不管用，强烈按时不管用，明显的暗示也不管用！想干吗你明说！% F7 j; n1 {3 N
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1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every 8 r& ^% Z( Q/ ?* t0 C6 K! f# f
question.
" e, c0 m5 n# K- a* {% S1, yes 和no 是回答问题的绝好答案。 （意思是，丈夫仅仅说是，不是，妻子不满意）
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1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's
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' B) Z4 E- k* b; ^9 b$ [Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for./ z w# q' R) w0 u: J5 J
1，如果你有麻烦，可以来找我们帮助解决，可是不要仅仅为了获取同情，那是你们女朋友的责任。
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.) u# z5 _, l/ `3 \
1，你要是头疼了17个月，那你应该看医生去
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
: F0 M* I) ~* Q6 ]$ KIn fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
) i$ x3 V( [3 i2 Y我们6个月前说的话在争吵中不许再提及，事实上，我们说的话7天后就作废了
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us
0 I/ | z( C+ y& k7 h& G& Y3 l1 Sto act like soap opera guys./ Y2 T+ P* R* Y% P2 B+ ]
1，如果你不能穿的像个维多利亚的秘密（性感品牌）的女孩子们，那么也别指望我们行为象肥皂剧里面的男明星们% f8 q- C, t, e! @8 W# o! Q' G
/ |3 D( z# o" w* `7 v1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
. ^7 A, Z$ q, I! D1，你要是觉得你胖，那你八成就胖，别问我们6 o: S4 z; p4 C5 @/ m; s' X
& T4 ]) `3 M1 t6 q- E* `2 |1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
; R7 t- i: t0 c" v/ X- n8 ?+ s2 z* Jmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.5 R) s/ [" v5 D7 N/ w
1 如果我们说的话可以被理解成两种意思，而其中一种意思令你们伤心或者愤怒，那么我们本来是另一种意思。' m0 N# \+ @2 y* o" A- E$ i( P6 K
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（谁有工夫继续一下，谢谢）
5 ~, b( k9 b+ h# r c3 Y1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
/ G f; w/ Q0 T8 ?' N7 ] vdone. Not both.( K* {' F5 X" v
If you already know best how to do it, ! just do it yourself.9 K( N, @6 V+ V
0 ~. B2 g! D4 N* ?" t; h, `8 B6 M1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during0 r- P8 Q V! D2 h
commercials.+ Y# `8 R# s& Y0 d- Q# W3 H6 g+ U2 O
6 Y) u/ z) H" G4 O l1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.6 I5 K* {" S' F }1 ?1 |, @
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
: W+ ]3 e9 J! s$ G N: t1 r+ nWe have no idea what mauve is.! u) c* m, X& o. g6 a# z
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1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
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1 L, D* g. w' g6 E& S- |1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
4 m( M2 o* `( Onothing's wrong.; }: r" H) c; v
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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" s! `$ ~8 x/ X3 u# L9 c; j1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
2 V6 H) h) _" g" ]9 fyou don't want to hear.
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3 n% ~, ?: F7 d% Y1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is+ N' r% W8 \% N3 e
fine...Really.: W, H- ~( ]# z" T) b* Y
) E |' M- ^7 c1 i6 C' O1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
: t. F" G# ?1 t l% i9 T& ddiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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6 [3 K: t# [6 m& O9 F6 i0 v1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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" Q& _5 J+ ^* Q ]1. Thank you for reading this.
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Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;* _2 u' E7 S+ h6 |4 w- U
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.0 R1 r$ O! o H5 E3 e+ h0 G
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Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
7 B' ?7 ?# ^% hPass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh |
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