 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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What it really means:
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& z/ q0 W. K1 r5 v40-ish = 49
+ d; U p, g, e& a# GAdventurous = Slept with everyone
7 u& T! |- E* K' B8 n d0 HAthletic = No boobs
( Q' Z' A2 _2 I! d \Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy0 k' ]3 r/ O4 S( y* a7 c" S. n$ H! O
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead, ]2 f0 ?; S& ~+ k" |& b3 T, h, \
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills5 O. A# C7 Q0 U$ U! W* n+ l
Emotionally Secure = On medication
3 S7 w; g, f5 m$ C. l K6 SFeminist = Fat, hates men6 p2 A: {$ i0 c% z6 {( c4 O
Free Spirit = Junkie
0 d% y+ t7 r0 [7 J# H( P1 jFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person' w5 _! X' d7 @
Fun = Annoying
: L4 o5 {+ A P9 e/ Y. VNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
: ^" U6 G; n5 U1 q$ } q- tOpen Minded = Desperate
3 d- Z! G% V2 v; [( T( W; }' AOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing0 I% ^( j6 Q+ P8 z! p
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
5 G- X& Q) B6 i: i' E, E5 v+ NProfessional = Bitch
: m" C1 o7 S4 j' q$ L: {Voluptuous = Very Fat: z8 B& |$ `* O7 U& _
Large Frame = Hugely Fat" y7 K/ W3 B# q! z( i' j
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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