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40-ish = 49& Q% h; a0 u% a+ e$ d/ J! d
Adventurous = Slept with everyone ( d7 E! A' s2 c; cAthletic = No boobs/ G, i7 A& I0 N
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy . G6 x2 |1 M8 MBeautiful = Pathological liar, airhead 6 q9 q+ x f. ?$ J& Q5 I5 z: GContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills / p5 O% P$ @& J0 [. F9 o, wEmotionally Secure = On medication * H2 Z0 E' M. n: l0 O: vFeminist = Fat, hates men 9 x2 J3 I# l2 o7 Y) X Q6 O% s) C- wFree Spirit = Junkie 0 W2 F; Q1 D) q+ jFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person 2 @+ Z( h2 f2 Y t+ U# }! QFun = Annoying3 L3 J- {9 `" ?. D: Q
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places' r$ _8 P! d5 E, a6 F$ x! y
Open Minded = Desperate9 O" i9 l! o% t. c
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing0 Y5 m' z) N9 E* F$ ?- I
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk9 j! p, D+ v& V& v
Professional = Bitch ; q# f7 n# Y3 u; MVoluptuous = Very Fat2 W5 c/ P. R. Y8 n1 N( k
Large Frame = Hugely Fat + _3 T6 ^3 U4 oNeeds soul mate = Stalker