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A computer hacker and idiotic dialogue

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发表于 2010-8-1 02:34 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Hacker: I have control of your computer ( i& R$ A3 e/ z4 P$ B% P# J
white: how control?
! y, g* z; w6 |( N hackers: white with a Trojan 1 @  F8 A" T! N
:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
* F0 j" }  K1 b4 p hackers: Open your Task Manager
, R$ z1 L5 Q/ G white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where? 2 T" U+ n6 |" E
hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! ! 7 I8 R. A$ B# n6 v$ f+ h: x- \7 f
white: \; 8 l) n2 h& i' o% Q' E. |
Hacker: I have control of your computer
! l# Q8 h& f/ D white: Oh # f/ N4 ~7 h. F) L( L
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
- T5 Q3 _7 c( U# |( ?) f' ]9 {, L- B white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord % v5 @% t1 g8 m6 |* s
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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! t8 l4 Y% i5 F3 I. { white: how do you always in my computer and out of . E" M, N. F2 p  j$ D+ C* `
casual hackers: You can install a firewall - x8 j& N% T) y0 G) Q
white: install a firewall, you can not access it? . Z2 p& b6 E- e* f* h8 f% B* Y
hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ' V5 V1 h' Z+ `6 D" g7 v  l

# J. y; O+ f7 S  J; [7 M small White: I heard that you will create a \!
' j+ u- C- z0 N5 C- `- v hackers: ah 6 x& o3 v2 `9 \' Y
white: you can control someone else's computer? ! , P, [/ f$ c8 F+ @% X1 }
hackers: General is the
: r# j$ r4 {4 k" f6 @ white: you can black out those sites?
* ]7 @3 y0 G$ S2 a% V4 h! u hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \
" k+ a8 P2 N, _; ~. z/ O- x% T white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . .
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& H  U% x8 Q& Z1 j9 S( H white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it? " e3 }2 m. m* z1 J
hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
" p) ^+ i3 t/ M* R2 P* J white: is not it, this is Brand % d/ x* d& b- `* g% e/ r) w
Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a
) u6 G+ a( B. S% S white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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6 A; ~5 K' ?# y0 m6 m7 ~- v6 ~/ |& B0 v hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 2 w6 H5 m/ d2 g5 j: R" g
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you?
9 Q. L7 t5 c2 q hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me
2 N, e" a- j/ k" ]( |$ _ white: I want to Please help a busy 8 ]: C6 Z$ F$ M" y& ^
hacker: What?
0 v; o8 ~# r0 p- ? white: you can not modify the point into the power system data 1 Y3 R2 l0 C' H
hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! / s" z* v! c6 Q! c! T- Q
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . . ' J/ U1 r* W8 r: x
hackers: die! ! - ]) \% f8 U- T

. r( n* f4 Z2 E1 k7 @0 y hacker: you die Where is? ! ! ! " ?3 F& Q1 X  V' B2 _
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why 7 R3 D, X2 @) z* L# J0 W: r
Hacker: I'm looking for something 7 Y! \3 k% t2 S+ w
white: what I find here? 7 C, _7 u$ E. L; y" p/ }
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights : m4 g) T2 g, H2 T  o* D# [

: S5 Z2 [9 _' ]4 E most hackers : I come! !
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hacker: how not to speak? 1 j$ A* A5 A! m# C3 K
white: a bad mood
8 {3 {0 V1 x. O& T1 l! s2 Q hackers: Who bullied you?
9 D' ]3 m- i3 a1 k& u white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love " Z! W' |- J* h" l
Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you
  R" N" k  ?. Q; R white: do not get back , h" m0 ~) Y9 l! d7 `* U9 u1 m
hackers: No, tell me what number? 7 @; p7 u+ j* r( h# C* J8 w
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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white: you gave me out! ! ! !
' }4 V; }% c- i- j& y hacker: how wrong? !
/ P! S. e( W. n* Z$ f white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! ! ?# o0 N1 ]$ k( e9 A
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the
8 e+ R  w" Z4 m, J4 B  w6 i white: it does not work! ! !
+ x2 V$ i6 w8 Q) V  G8 M( V1 ^ hacker: how should you like?
& o+ e$ v4 n( I; O7 i white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
% f2 V* Z4 T8 C, b+ z( c white: what
9 e0 i3 ]7 W- I( s" B hackers: I go to the forums posted the top 3 v$ a5 C+ ^3 N! a7 @3 C
white: This very common ah 3 j( B/ v) o0 [  X7 W
Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
$ `; d% E( {0 J) c6 }- I& a( j8 B white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked!
$ Z& x2 s9 M- D8 y5 B% Q& y Hackers: Yes, has been banned. $ h  A+ G! V3 Z9 U' \( B+ n: l
white: this is also fun? !
% r4 `/ _' F! y/ _$ j; z) M Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID 0 h. D; O7 j" M
white: you are pro?
/ t+ o1 ^! o8 M3 S4 R# T' f/ M0 s* s hackers: You can say it.   [' Y4 d4 q) q4 F: \" z  L
white: to what extent high? 4 v& a* w; }/ a3 C% D; f+ f' o
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
5 ?) {( z$ H$ u  k white black: Ah, this I will!
7 {0 x( ]! f" x hacker :#?%! You can? !
' u; k/ Z7 l3 Y white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . ; k, m9 a3 r) A6 o/ m* z9 W" q
hackers: Go! . d+ E8 _+ Y$ y8 ^; C( l/ F
white: Ask your question * s4 `3 W; G7 E0 v. t
hacker: says 8 G& V% H8 b& ?0 N4 d/ P
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ? 9 S' e/ y1 C8 w6 m/ b
Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
0 l( @5 C- e5 f white: no networking is also OK? 5 y7 B; E0 Z& u: w
hackers:. . . . . . . 1 s6 m5 c; {$ G5 ^; Z; i9 ]. h
white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
4 `2 c# u+ k5 l+ J6 u hackers:. . . . . . . .
  s, w  W' o4 Y2 e- f) Z white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! !
6 y5 ?3 W$ x) j% G. o, \0 e' l hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep 4 v8 d6 c  L7 f+ }8 }2 W2 ^! y
white wash: my computer is broken ' N2 @0 D" u3 X/ f. N9 _5 H4 h
hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem 6 q) O! V8 [; G% B- Y, H
white: that is, you bully me
2 ]: C$ e6 I5 h1 ^& X* \  f hackers: No ah * Y  Y5 o1 ^7 i
white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
" d, K, u" r6 ?( N( J/ J hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~
/ E( k8 i9 c+ W: J white: Ask a computer problems can you answer?
  U3 x% K! {, H. A% t" u. e) d Hackers: should be able to * T6 n) _* {% J. S7 O# Q( T
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome? / b. J/ J/ w8 J) J: R- J
hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
; T% m! L/ s  W6 n& W/ b3 @3 T white: of course, \!
9 i7 K  w8 W* k5 | hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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3 M1 Y4 p5 S8 G0 ^/ y9 i white: ask you a computer problems you can answer? : j# M1 U4 j% ?/ s+ y. \- x) `; l
hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
% Q7 v2 s( A) F white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer? + z7 }- a9 M/ ]
hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes
- ]: R6 P2 g* w. n white: that problem, you can solve it
1 O: ~$ r' n  s; [# S hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
( V' F  h0 h8 H5 G9 ^) J white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
& B  ~9 A5 r: O5 F7 n a hacker:. . . . I excused * }+ O3 p) l% l2 }
white: we see meet you?   T+ ?0 B" M+ c* C
hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 7 v* F- T+ y* S" T
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to ! u" ]5 `( X  \. b% V+ Z
Hacker: Oh, what you think? . c% k, C' b, k3 f9 }
white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights * t5 K) O, D6 V; b
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
- ~) H7 d1 n& V8 V" Z1 `9 S hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
* G0 s) F; f" i  m8 a white: You called every day, is not very curious about me?
7 y' S, W" u/ q: N hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
% d) N  I/ W1 S/ f) \+ m white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit ; y* v( p: d% W5 f, f( C
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way ' ^7 V, b2 q, ?
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~
: K9 P- J: v3 c1 F hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
/ v7 h! H. z7 F$ e5 N white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! ( n0 M( G# ^, Y+ z* I6 l4 S
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? , D$ O7 S5 e+ z3 w9 [
hackers: No wonder, only used 4 d2 ]8 B! a% G- |  R5 L6 L! C
white: no you're curious about the place? * a, u& f1 R: p0 N) N+ T  _
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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white: I would like to control your computer
1 B& ~2 k4 b6 P7 g# @ Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad % ~0 E) L( y0 q; s( _  b( \
white: This is not fair! !
( k: @: v! {6 R hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the 7 q) o8 A% G  B0 ^- P9 r; I. h9 a4 L* g
white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
# ?+ J, o; u: _3 _ hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! !
0 _: G: U" ]: Y' y) m Hacker: I'm white - |: P; D  n  K. h
us again: This is probably the last time we met the
3 S* L6 A# t& u/ u5 B& h; m Hacker: Oh? What happened?
6 U9 |" f& V; U) _ white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
  ]5 q0 |! X7 F: W6 ]9 g hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye + T" t1 E( U; K( x/ I3 A; t" g0 @; Q
white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system! * h# Q1 x6 `2 b( u5 z6 K  c
hackers:. . . . . . . . . . 4 v2 `# Z9 L4 d$ \# F% ?; {
hackers: so late, and how not offline?
  F# S/ E0 i4 A1 N0 `4 F  h white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power & G  @' A( y4 J1 z- V$ _  q
hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? - @. D% }; J2 ~4 ]5 [  i9 e
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power ' N  Y8 p( ]1 h( j$ j+ A
hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \
( r9 c( W, R* T white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it
; S$ T7 a" K* M8 J: D, g  w6 E4 @# O white: You are not really powerful , V5 L& }+ t0 Z1 ^' l
hackers: so-so friends
8 v/ b% U% `3 L9 W+ B white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. : t. J' |0 I, j% {' g% Q
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait 8 Y* }8 r+ ]* N* L
hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it
" q; X9 a4 h. Y+ H' } white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . . h4 a- n) C; d: I# |- Y
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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