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Hacker: I have control of your computer ! C' j3 w  H; `( \/ }
white: how control?
) ]3 Y7 a; F9 W6 h1 [ hackers: white with a Trojan
, i# [- ~9 |, L7 Q# L/ _. v- ^:. . . . . . Where? I did not see
0 r( ^) t3 l: |8 M hackers: Open your Task Manager + y- l: {6 L, b3 j0 [# q. i
white:. . . . . . . Task Manager, where?
* j3 ?) F& I: K$ |3 x. p hackers:. . . . . Your computer below! !
+ x1 @- \& z. h2 y. m/ s white: \; . k! X# m. t6 v& d6 W9 g6 i
Hacker: I have control of your computer
' [7 K, E. {/ W! Z& N: V* w white: Oh $ K4 `. U; N% N. k, k
hackers: a funk? ! Hey
. z5 k) f8 z5 ^ white: for the just, help me kill the virus it, many of the recent problems my Lord 8 Q. L2 V6 B+ W5 j3 _
machine hackers:. . . . . .
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% Z1 y- J" r! Q) z) E white: how do you always in my computer and out of
# E' Y6 [" ~" p1 t6 `! {+ z casual hackers: You can install a firewall
, a9 C; L7 _) |' `3 Z white: install a firewall, you can not access it?
* |5 A$ K% E$ S hackers: No ah, I just want to increase the point of interest, so control your computer made me feel an idiot yeah ) z8 ?8 f/ L" Z& C& b0 s* d/ m

; V+ y! m: x; D# f! E" H small White: I heard that you will create a \! ; k' j, X5 \* M
hackers: ah
/ G0 }  m% f, O) P. M. G white: you can control someone else's computer? ! ' p. Y" T; E0 F& U1 K- s
hackers: General is the
% s) k( m* s$ Y white: you can black out those sites? & P5 s( ?: v4 o" r
hackers: of course, did not hear people call me a \6 d2 E9 |" [9 e8 @: e  n
white:. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I think that is because you look black. . . . . % L. P3 F, l3 z  w
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% ~8 k* k; K+ _2 V white: every day you come in, do not feel tired of it?
) L3 D. F3 {9 I0 o1 z# u6 c hacker: is a pain, your machine is the worst I've ever seen in one of the
- o2 Y% y' b# ? white: is not it, this is Brand
8 V$ ?* G% \. f: Z- O7 ?! t% M) k5 s Hackers: I was mentally retarded in addition to your yard game machine only virus a ; u7 p+ x" E5 `! Q! ~0 ]/ B
white: Oh ~ ~ that you see me The \. . . . Goodbye
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7 F/ m; m3 Q( ]0 G" z. j1 P hacker: Hey ~ ~ ~ I come! 5 Z! j" D5 `) V7 n% v% r2 ~  f- d
white: not seen you for days, was my firewall blocking you? ; I0 X0 }, Z+ O4 S/ H( K
hackers: Haha, jokes, on your machine is easier than my own, not you miss me 1 W& [4 L# T, \, P2 t) L
white: I want to Please help a busy $ F; y/ ]& f4 Y3 w: Y6 Q8 M  [
hacker: What? * Z9 P- O7 p5 ]5 y) c
white: you can not modify the point into the power system data
5 R2 s" x( u; _2 D" b hackers:. . . . . . Why do you want to! ! % L* L% X0 W& a* s
white: Please, help me to my house this month, the electricity consumption of the bar. . . . . .
) o; p* _5 n0 _9 L4 H- R& Q hackers: die! !
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hacker: you die Where is? ! ! !   E. V. l' L1 n& T9 n' u" f
white:. . . . Go out and play for a few days, ah, come to me why
6 P* |) L3 ?, {( H  L4 j Hacker: I'm looking for something $ U/ l. G( n. D! j
white: what I find here? . q- |+ c; Y  }, D9 j( v
hackers: the virus, looking for a few years ago an old virus, the virus is only stored on your machine All Rights 8 x& U' r$ p8 W0 ~
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most hackers : I come! ! ' C# r, T3 [: N( c1 T0 s( w! T) n
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hacker: how not to speak?
! Q/ v) _! f0 e6 A white: a bad mood ' W% W# R8 D5 n+ K, O; @' Q1 R: f
hackers: Who bullied you?
8 K8 s# \+ \/ O' X- m& } white: a Q No. I have not lost inside of my first love
& s  g$ x4 N# H Internet hackers: this simple, I get it for you - s6 L2 I, b1 X8 h2 f# R
white: do not get back - F* h4 w& t7 i" y* V
hackers: No, tell me what number? " a) F$ M2 w3 D8 y1 R  \
white: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ just do not remember
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' t! ^3 V9 `2 { white: you gave me out! ! ! !
; a& ~9 [) c9 t hacker: how wrong? ! ) p& A/ G/ L$ ]3 H- {+ ~0 d
white: You are not the forum to use my ID to play it? ! ! $ |6 ?4 T! r1 D; K% I" S6 P9 |# I+ z
hackers:. . . . Sorry, forgot to tell you, but I did not do bad things, it makes up the one post, I promise next time not to play the ! `# o  v8 l8 H( V8 ]5 f3 f
white: it does not work! ! !
0 A- x+ j( K6 U9 t( P2 \ hacker: how should you like? ' X  [1 f1 p* |4 K; i( R7 W
white: you made the post was red-faced on this trip, my first was red, very happy Oh, you must give me code one \br> hackers: down!
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, q. g. o( M- V hacker: Hey,ralph lauren pas cher, I did a lot of fun
& [. \* V5 E# t0 I white: what ' U5 u( L$ N, s+ U
hackers: I go to the forums posted the top : C4 j$ b) d' Q
white: This very common ah
& [  p4 m% u5 Y2 T8 b Hacker: I see stickers on the top , enjoy the landlord scolded pigs, good vent
3 [* j; O; g: v% J9 q; s: y white: Wow, very enjoyable, and I can never dare, will be blocked! 5 k( n$ \4 o# {9 c; O6 N
Hackers: Yes, has been banned. : B' `" T5 f1 F% f
white: this is also fun? ! : Z0 u' s6 o# A6 r( O4 X( E4 y
Hackers: Yes, ah, because I use your ID
4 j  M0 Q) }3 _2 k% z white: you are pro? 6 b! T7 Q5 J# y& Q- G4 \9 P  ~
hackers: You can say it.
/ p: W$ i* V0 }2 u$ R white: to what extent high? 2 Y  @( U% v; J7 J
hackers: ah, I am bored when their own
! R0 j7 Y5 P' a1 O, F* x- y white black: Ah, this I will! * j! x8 n% c$ B/ F* W* N3 ]
hacker :#?%! You can? ! , i0 d6 k& s0 I: @8 m+ s0 c
white: Yes, ah, a black off it. . . . . + O% E, E) y; S& w  f+ O
hackers: Go!
' S5 J. k" l- f/ p; {6 L( u white: Ask your question 5 J' W9 Z6 T  N, f1 F! L# ^
hacker: says - c6 Q' |2 L5 B  K
white: Besides me, you can also control other people's computers do ?
4 V' q2 ]5 Q) `, A Hackers: Yes you can. . . .
* t" M5 f1 q5 ]/ s* B/ q" x white: no networking is also OK? ( q$ m0 g# F+ R/ F
hackers:. . . . . . .
2 y4 Y8 d9 A/ U; _; \% A; X- F white: You can remote control to open someone else's machine it?
; k2 s" R* r  l& r1 Y+ \  Y" u$ | hackers:. . . . . . . . ! q- v7 N# H9 T% k& }
white: You can steal top-secret file it! ! ! ! _0 \3 i8 x* N  d" l
hackers: I think you see more movies, go to sleep " B* ~7 n5 G, \  f- E: s" y
white wash: my computer is broken
+ ^9 j: r; S/ a6 n9 n0 t hackers:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer no problem % f# ?+ R1 f9 v5 [  @; D( A( p
white: that is, you bully me   K9 S$ N7 x( z4 V5 z
hackers: No ah
' E. J9 A, O6 T7 M9 u1 v white: You are! MP3 files are passed to my no images!
5 V: G! S  P2 m, e- s; q hackers: help ah ~~~~~~~ ! g: \. N0 s8 C8 v
white: Ask a computer problems can you answer? 6 y8 U; C2 L$ j% E4 B, F
Hackers: should be able to : ?  S$ a7 U7 k" b* K: K2 ]
white: Which key on the keyboard the most handsome?
5 o4 e! _% I0 z" E4 D2 |: k hackers:. . . . . . . Do not know
- C$ q% Z% E+ E white: of course, \!
* l$ `6 X5 s; ~2 Y hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ This is a computer problem? ! !
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3 z( X  O& W% ~) _! R white: ask you a computer problems you can answer?
6 v( ?9 C8 S! S: @' ^ hackers: If the problem is not your idiot
! c1 v4 Y3 T/ E: |& k, d: \ white: I am serious! ! You can operate my computer?
  N1 T* N: W* ~! h; q hackers: ah,juicy couture shop, yes - [9 z0 L/ k) i+ z
white: that problem, you can solve it # \0 W  \# N& _2 M7 Q, D
hackers: Your question is, should not be difficult ;
2 j# u' h" }* i4 O, g! v white: Great, my fans do not seem to turn up,nike air jordan, help me change it
6 `& W8 Y' I% V3 B, z% O$ p a hacker:. . . . I excused
7 {0 M/ a" H8 v7 A) I8 W" e white: we see meet you?
- G- j$ f: M  [/ y- |2 |3 m hackers:. . . . This, not so good, why should we see 0 p7 V! j4 Q: i7 |( z  B
white: I want to see you are not the same and I would like to
& d0 p! }9 k, @" R& K  z! C1 Z6 k) g Hacker: Oh, what you think?
/ F: K& _1 v, p! O+ \( O& Z white: handsome, wearing tights, and very magical, where can go around the maintenance of world peace Rights $ d* _4 u( i. M! g. _
hackers:. . . . You say that Spider-Man, boss!
7 t& X- X% N. o  Z& V hackers: Kazakhstan woven ~ ~ ~
$ M" \* k: N! d, \, y white: You called every day, is not very curious about me? : F* N" r' s' d- V$ w3 {, t
hackers: not curious, is the habit, easily came in
* F9 [; k, X8 t  K& h white: Well, I have a good way to change your habit : n" d" u3 o5 @5 H8 H
hacker :. . . . Oh? ! Any way , c/ `1 R2 t! ~$ g
white: I went to the bureau to change the bandwidth 1K, so you can not squeeze in, because too narrow, ha ha ~ ~ 2 O8 `+ [3 A) N5 d
hackers: Genius ah! . . . . . You can also connect to it?
0 m- Z3 ]# J: [8 g white: to ah, and slowly the hymns! % Y. s0 h5 @" @( F: D. n% P
white: you every day into my computer, is not very curious about me? ! _# h" ]" b# x& I& {8 `
hackers: No wonder, only used
% @6 [# {" q' ?3 {! U' Q- K white: no you're curious about the place? 7 ^, t6 q8 [% T4 R' D
hackers: a ah, I always wanted to know your machine so much as when the virus crashes
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. _/ ?3 ~; A2 o9 O5 r2 e white: I would like to control your computer 9 f# K/ z" l9 n- _5 F
Hackers: I will not have other people access my computer I will be mad
! D  g( P& e# G" I white: This is not fair! !
+ m* d( Q2 l9 s  n# W$ p( X, `" T% ? hackers: ah, well, you control the good of the
2 z2 N: z% x! u1 I% _0 C0 J0 `% S white:. . . . But I will not. . . .
5 X; H; ~2 w6 d* L' I7 ^. e8 ~* y hackers: Ta-ta ~ ~ ~ why I agree with ah! ! ! . y! Y4 z% w3 }7 e' b( d$ C
Hacker: I'm white ; y' Z' |% w( E. U' }
us again: This is probably the last time we met the 8 D9 @* A: S4 m, O( E- D3 B
Hacker: Oh? What happened? * S8 F! b( I( ]. ]- A  e
white: I want to reinstall the system, antivirus, firewall protection,Ed Hardy T-Shirt, will not let you come in!
2 x5 c8 F! T  `; ] hackers: You are so tired of me. . . . . Well, since I do not come, goodbye
) U2 i4 n' _) O* x; f: N  z' V white: ah. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First taught me what is the reload system!
, s, U% N0 u9 {) V* V hackers:. . . . . . . . . . ! p4 v. d: ~" w
hackers: so late, and how not offline? : L1 p' L% a" Z% D
white: Oh, is the next, and I went to pull the power
# B% C) [% I2 Y6 u! k; E hackers: Slow! You will not shut down? 4 M  p$ J7 H' c
white: Yes ah, just point the shutdown, it does not move,paul smith bags, and can only press the power
9 D% d$ T" A7 ]- y& F5 J% g3 G! K hackers: you modify the registry: Open the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE \ SOFTWARE \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ CurrentVersion \ Winlogon Right-click on the Winlogon key, select \3 c  x+ s$ l" V" Z; A6 r
white:. . . . . . I press the power to the hackers call it , [  E' I" n2 @$ ]( ~
white: You are not really powerful " [& E7 Y" M/ P% q0 f* `" a8 l, w: J
hackers: so-so friends
  Z6 @+ k: |5 K7 }0 \1 `4 Y white: bragging! You have the ability to shut down my machine in the horse. 5 ]% r: q- M* ^: _7 l! \+ D
hackers: this place is difficult! You wait
' K$ Y; ?3 E. Y1 g+ i# L hackers: Haha, buttoned regret it ' `; R% w# C' s4 C* f, V: h0 R
white: Hey,abercrombie fitch clothing, thank you friends ~ ~ ~ ~ I was out to play, just want you to help me shutdown . . . . % L$ j! w7 R( N( O( c
hackers: halo ~ ~ ~ ~
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