(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
- d" p9 D: F, W) K( g5 s) u清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
4 W* n! L* c* m& o1 ]. C$ p老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
& V. Y0 r# t: e9 ]4 d老外：“can you speak english？”
! s6 z2 f( T4 R, U( ?3 f3 O2 S前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
# B* p! k- h2 s2 U; `" W前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
; n, S- _& o) @2 qcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
1 J0 @% I2 `8 U3 b8 a8 ]5 G老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
& s/ R$ `$ l$ m! ?老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
8 i9 R5 Q" X+ J# l' `' r6 X% |) s  ?前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
5 e' h) F7 i2 O, }4 }老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？