(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
/ J5 L0 b: H6 z7 S前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
6 R5 N% X, S  \& ]0 h前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
' {6 n1 @# l' s* v- zcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
0 v3 t7 _5 N9 |' r  Z5 E) d: k老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
4 |- x$ Z1 p. k- o; j/ o前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 |, Q- @( Q& M7 X+ N. ?( n老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
2 X* O9 g5 H/ B& c前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
- q# N! `$ a) ]老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？