(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello.”
/ q* D+ Z3 ?& g: \2 M+ z老外：“hi.”
$ y. s- h# J: n: j& p, V, O前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
+ v# k. C; Q) M: F( U  H( e9 u老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
, y+ q! H) x( z7 [老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
9 ~% F' @! ]" @前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
+ A% c$ g, g% u* t( xcan wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
6 G0 m6 a4 P7 r7 D- ?0 d老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
3 [: K+ {9 C/ p/ y) l老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
7 ?" \7 T6 v6 Y前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
9 t' p' V& F+ _老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

{:2_81:}

冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
& _, G: o8 O1 Q, b1 Q/ i- Y( I冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

3 Z* d. ~1 @! s9 E+ {- Y$ L我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？