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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
+ w) v8 d# C7 @7 x/ ~7 J3 m audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 9 w4 L& o+ N% K# d4 z) a
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a9 @; U# m+ P* N3 y u n
lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too , V2 J5 M+ r4 Q
little left to be of any use?"
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8 o2 S8 r' ^ `9 E! q* k0 _ "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
: a. Q9 o$ b0 z: o the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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+ B" x+ a' G7 Q( t "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
! T4 c" m0 t/ p- S+ Q( `% ` question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
+ x7 U) W9 \: Z2 j7 C "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left 6 h% I% u, N" ?' {, r5 X, Q4 T
over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to 8 W# m3 I# y) {# }/ c2 G) \0 m
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to ; t( o" f4 s4 J! _" b
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of ) {4 |9 m z0 j
plaster."
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"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
, s# N" s4 q7 f K5 E the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the
: u8 a) ]$ C7 Y; { leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
/ H& z( o% ]% M) }6 R; Q: p# ?0 F "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all - o& M1 ^& F5 X8 |* D. L
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a . e6 |9 }6 p$ Z
year they send us a complete dick." |
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