a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
$ `( ~$ ~2 K- {) I  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
: D, ]; w- [( \, F9 }0 g  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
) K$ V; {6 Y% W: ?# o& ~. [. S  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
4 c, o, ]$ |4 _/ z: w" |  g( ]9 y$ Q  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
+ z3 q' `$ ]9 {( f7 x6 j+ i  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
$ H4 y2 ^9 t% V. ?  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
( l) J! m; t1 s$ v1 b  ^  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
2 _+ U. c; c3 r# R9 N0 U  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
3 o! T5 |$ x5 W$ f: H" b; H3 @  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
! Q1 F- u. d3 R" w$ f" S  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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