a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
3 Q4 j! Y% X6 m1 t& t  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
                                                                           
  z/ R* L: p  _5 L  x, x8 [  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
8 c, ~' ~" O4 E' E  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
( C) m* m( y% w, z1 _) O3 k4 y* ~  bandages."                                                               
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& E( ]! U) _( L, z0 [& ?6 n' ^  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
! r6 c. ^$ _* r  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
% Y, W5 @9 I( h) v  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
! B9 e! H' I2 l7 x9 j4 J  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
( [3 a& G4 f* f: \; r9 C3 P# n  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
                                                                           
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
- u: A+ l3 q: T* G& A& v  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
4 u/ }* b5 V+ T& Z* c% h) l; I5 w) ]1 u  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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