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Redneck Yard Swing1 M* ?) J) w2 R4 T( h! Q; a( H
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?" S0 X' l& b' l6 r' Y4 R: K
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."! q' Z+ X) G2 T, _0 r6 P( P
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Redneck Cellar
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# M$ a- l6 c, s6 @1 O) l Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
( s9 D; T# C5 x% |; I, E It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ( @) ]! \- h$ J$ `4 N" u
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Redneck Limo( L: }' ~5 _6 @8 E; S
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
$ p0 s! a, b6 Z0 b2 ]' V7 V# H 1) The DNA is all the same
% i1 U! h: ?+ n7 T, n" f 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox: @8 J0 f( u' y9 s; F$ e
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)0 n- q5 V U+ e
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! p% d+ ]1 G7 U6 b2 z Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?- r1 L3 S, v- k" M' x
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.6 a, D# i/ w& i: P5 B, r
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/ T$ z% @$ }# I" l A new Redneck law was just recently passed. p! M/ d3 t; e
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.+ O+ u8 Y# a: A2 z- {& n. p# o
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?& D5 m7 K5 y" i9 }+ M) s0 O
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 3 i1 h' n) w* z, u) E5 ~0 U
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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