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Redneck Yard Swing; w/ `0 p5 j. p2 B. F) X! q
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire& b z) F+ E' M, C
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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3 K, y" y' F0 P3 P9 h How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?2 w: u/ d5 C9 |5 b& \+ M. d
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar ( |1 o- J u) D: p+ r7 ]
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Redneck Garden
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' g d/ R# n' l0 N7 W2 f/ h, \ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
4 N3 g! V- v. j) @" J It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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3 |2 Y! h) c+ | n- ~# M* q6 z Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: o- S: w- Z; o. x* ^/ H N
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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A Redneck!!
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Redneck Time Out8 e- f+ N$ Y6 Z0 n, [1 D' Z
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?2 L" j( F9 Y1 ?. \1 Y
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.- I9 R& v9 }5 K2 r# [0 S# k
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Redneck Weenie Roast ' {" c6 d( k0 D! F7 \/ T
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
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Redneck Wheelchair% x4 r0 s- t; b
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# H- n2 b& q8 [$ }/ q Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?% K" @* s, s5 q. p4 |& B: d
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% y& w' z4 H& z. a! u A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 169 l9 N y& }1 \# e, }& I
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
4 J3 n+ p; N- e and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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6 N8 Q M d( K+ h3 v A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...6 m4 J( Y5 f1 [) s4 ~* {
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That's all folks! C; q0 U2 ]% ]5 v n* ?
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