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Redneck Yard Swing
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estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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2 w7 v/ k/ L) v' N How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?$ ^* M. t+ a" F- ~; j$ K1 b) a
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."5 b8 r& f |8 Y0 t3 T+ w' H
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? * I, J. J+ t: P4 K, g5 P- z
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. & L' O8 j; K2 {# B; g! I
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: [/ `4 b9 ?/ {0 }
1) The DNA is all the same* ~$ S. X) U" }8 q: c
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox8 s. z8 b. ^8 q \5 `" k
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)2 s% n. w' o9 A" B
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed- l& ] c# c% l: _2 Q
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?8 {: O+ z5 v) X
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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% o8 c# J$ t( ^7 I A Redneck Thanksgiving7 ~! I h. b. f2 O6 e2 O' ~- d9 z$ l
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 168 [2 p* m- N. r9 Y" o4 {. ~
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
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1 U0 X: y- x4 r' e A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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That's all folks! 7 E+ D, @! J7 [! V
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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