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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ! L% t" }5 R8 [
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler/ S9 }" j4 z0 J& [4 `
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?: r" G, A) h6 e
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar # L% j$ m. K6 l( m9 j" a4 n6 |4 j) }# Q
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Redneck Garden2 [& T# s# S8 D7 X
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ( f$ b- Z9 }0 T! V; K7 F
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 0 Q, g) G% J( ~) g
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
2 | H1 ]- K: Y# }8 y+ | 1) The DNA is all the same; P5 ?" v- T6 L3 n. u& G# T
2) There are no dental records4 ~6 P1 A. H/ @
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. I$ M0 G5 ^# f, Z$ J2 J0 f Who invented the toothbrush?
; {* G" q" b( f! U A Redneck!!
$ b! F2 R8 q/ N (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
+ r+ u$ `' t6 s9 U* a0 h The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years., \- R7 |% b e0 W) ?
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( }9 @/ Z" @- ` A new Redneck law was just recently passed; Q, p$ h% W `0 b
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
6 {5 G. s& q) z 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 Z9 E5 c! D/ k
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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' a7 `2 @$ x, M: r+ R (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...! v9 z5 O" H- X" S3 F, |
8 D$ g+ @; D m( t/ T- C That's all folks! + Q& t, g. B o4 Z6 ?. Z1 e1 L" c
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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