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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
$ y1 ^1 h% T! Q( j6 B estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.& H' m( m3 ~, q3 T
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
5 T# w# s) Z+ E, z. p When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."* V a* O) A' x9 @# \( E
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Redneck Garden6 H- b! I$ ` O2 n3 i0 ?4 Q1 F* T+ y
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$ ^2 C* o+ U$ J3 d; D) L) \7 g c Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
* `2 ]; Y: s f It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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& H& i! X; Q, C$ Q# k( H, Q7 ~ Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:4 ~6 |' d& d0 R' o) A0 g1 m& u- u
1) The DNA is all the same
, {; {1 i7 t/ s 2) There are no dental records" `" c( ^; t7 N
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Who invented the toothbrush? o8 ]9 P6 s7 g o$ M8 Z0 s$ X
A Redneck!! 3 [4 N6 e9 R# b: ^+ \- q
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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* B& U# T! m& u9 N( b3 _ Redneck Time Out! G; o6 i4 _, i! I4 s! C1 ^( B
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/ t, a7 H+ u- M A% D' e Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?0 p) _ K0 p; F) A
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed4 _' \% ^7 |/ E! F* Z
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.% P8 D- K3 ]. f* U$ ~$ C
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?2 c5 ]! X9 Q$ I* _3 N$ ?, t
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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+ k7 K! ]4 B* {5 L A Redneck Thanksgiving9 a2 r2 r8 |2 T4 N
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)- i" \% b: ^5 [( h: s1 P
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4 {) b4 G0 c' X k A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16% ?$ q' M/ C# {, o# K, U7 ?. ?0 Z
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
# I1 N& b6 ]+ J6 U B and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' : s, O w3 L3 I
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That's all folks!
" I' e- n3 d7 p- y9 H I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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