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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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3 C7 l4 p* S# G# U: N, [8 ~9 K 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar 2 [2 C. J8 A! G, U2 D) w( S
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
) K. k7 I! S# t& i. G% B6 E 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 1 {% T2 g3 |" F! A: L
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
) L+ |8 J. m5 T" d+ k 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 2 b( V) n$ e2 T( b: m
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . ( S% w/ z8 B! ^: [
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? `/ z# I* r; x1 R. ]/ Z, W
me: chemistry. . .
2 o5 f0 c3 b3 D9 q, z) E( e 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
- s; G' Q7 ~# \: Z v3 | 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
: G1 X% ?( l. X) S$ F# V% Q. r: O 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. - r6 K5 {' H' ^7 u' h( L
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 0 M& ~ b- G% m* V& `
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ) O& X0 i$ }0 b# K- ~+ ~
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
9 ~8 t8 }7 g: C" x then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." . t( E# P+ Z2 D. e6 |) g( ^! |
this time, a players on the answer in the.
1 O q4 u: a$ A. P2 s) T host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
6 ?- b5 p7 w# ] 12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "3 O7 \8 V8 p& i$ P0 a
13, when the school $ v- g2 i1 x N7 e
day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ": U4 L; o4 t( ^6 a F4 \1 Q, c, v
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
" L" p0 e; W+ l you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 1 L# @. j( F; W! ?4 @) S
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "6 [# D2 }) \0 e+ }5 s
15, one bedroom
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results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
" Z7 \3 i. K2 n+ ~/ {. ]7 T 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
4 D+ @+ f$ U$ i3 q 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" 1 c! m; D2 \* G2 v4 J
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 1 I5 ]( H; H; g0 M( s1 G+ P
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . % c; |: q& s- i
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. $ F7 B( r3 R' B+ D" N9 T
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
5 |2 K5 |' |* {, a 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
& d0 I7 P! S7 j2 l* y' h v 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
2 D2 S& m( O9 ^. m7 O, i, Q$ u4 p 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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