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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh- T) O+ f6 b2 ^( y) K/ g) K
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
7 J' F7 e: G; C) x0 G' g4 n" W( X 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
! `0 O. l6 o% ~1 `9 _; U 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀! 0 J4 y0 Z  v$ C0 `
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! $ p1 _. l1 A$ C; n
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
1 k2 R% Q: ^6 c  {( w4 F5 N# O 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . ! }: W9 h/ M  m. q
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
( p8 A8 L$ O& E! x% f me: chemistry. . .
) Z( Y8 `0 M' f9 h* W0 T 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!" : V% L' x( k/ q! X; B
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
. L! U& V3 n2 j; Q$ V 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 5 Y' d/ a3 _6 m$ E: @' a
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) 8 R  J: A3 t+ e- K( t# t& b
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. 6 r1 P. m6 v3 O" e5 _
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ( V- }: T- P  z! h; H, a
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
" A0 f" ~0 i! s1 l! y3 x% l this time, a players on the answer in the. ) ~& W/ v5 q; r. ~7 y
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" . i) F& S, ?; T( ^5 Q
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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9 f8 s* s& Z  C1 ]- y& R. J7 e+ @ day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
! S; y4 n: ~, F I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
0 p* i  l3 _* z4 ?1 F. {2 f& O' I/ ^ you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years 1 T$ {$ |8 R& [5 j$ T& N' h8 {7 w
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
1 m2 U, X' E" C8 i) B' ]- e  n 15, one bedroom
* S, u. v, _" p" y2 x9 z6 S, z/ y5 K3 a students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out" 8 W9 _8 ^9 t0 J
results say it is: "He has passed away ..." & z" I" b* S) m3 O- A
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
2 T, ?2 |" @! t+ y8 m& b3 F1 H: g 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?" / v2 s. ~0 V/ B: M: u3 t$ g3 s
18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
5 ]1 f+ {0 c6 b( G" N* G 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
" w' v' h* s/ [% T9 F7 U; }; X 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
$ z/ I& J( W- A% i' m. ~ 21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
6 b' k8 H' X" ]8 D, { 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
; C0 b+ j7 B  \) J& n9 _9 j! j 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
- J, ^2 o7 e, @1 ~' [) w 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "
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