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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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3 w' p& ]: f6 v0 |; v+ G 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
( H  ^: H% N, G/ e2 T 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
, P* f  N* h' @* X 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
8 L" `' N) `' g1 C$ n0 O 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
9 G' H- O5 g( }1 b5 g3 m0 k4 ^1 G+ |5 M 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
9 v4 k/ S0 V* m& n; X 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
1 Y3 k0 k& M( _) X9 E  } me: chemistry. . .
" s$ H& @+ b1 w& c$ N+ a" x 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
* r/ C( T( i7 H+ F 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
8 D) |9 t& J" V+ Y; L 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
" C0 ^/ R# Q1 X0 ^+ Z9 v3 Z1 f 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
' s4 g# |* O! V hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
0 ?% r) L* q2 y+ S% h, e this time, a players on the answer in the.
5 U- N! H2 L( z& ]' O2 I host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob"
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
3 O4 p, D$ b+ t. U) H 13, when the school
+ ~2 X3 H6 D2 }, H+ f) L day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
. H& |" s- b4 U* c4 v- W 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
15, one bedroom
% y* ]0 a, X- B  f students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
) a$ x4 g: u/ Z. v# X6 J+ | results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
- v  |' l/ x8 N 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
% ?2 u! u- Y9 T4 e3 L 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
: \4 @. G& U1 d' ^- Z 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
4 X( H$ |$ h, P" u3 ^; X) k) j) \ 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
; B) d$ {" Z3 ^& N" u/ u 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal.
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
& ?' P3 e9 H: S& X# C 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? "