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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh, e9 y2 ^ H8 L
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/ t9 \! q- _. O4 @; c 1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar R- s& e5 A% Y( s4 F+ Z1 A M
2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
5 S+ f0 A# |& M. z. T# H! P; b 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
& W I. s F& e8 L) A 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
3 I p: b# g: ? 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?"
: _" G5 q6 ], X8 q7 `* F8 j 6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . . * O. Z. z$ k4 O% \ M( J( A
students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
- O Z: H% `$ m% M me: chemistry. . .
$ H* O0 h. K2 V) g4 O2 [, z 7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
* `2 Z$ S6 D. ^5 C6 ~, [ 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high. . G2 E1 b$ X9 h- k; ^! a4 x
9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. $ c {% i3 t) n6 p" u
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) $ X- Q/ F/ W" T( [$ h7 f( m
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. ; s- \( x5 E% s) w0 `& S/ m4 w* ]
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" ) E) J; V: |6 o" { w3 @ R* V
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..." , b+ c2 M0 ?8 g" F, T* `
this time, a players on the answer in the.
; b4 |( U! w- a4 U% n/ F host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" & C6 h: t/ V' b, Q/ B
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
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& [7 p- G. D( r$ @2 u: ~2 N' P day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother "6 D6 n- a* x5 L1 y
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "% e, B( H: L$ t2 h8 w) n3 y; N
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
: I' U' f0 B" A, u 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
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students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
9 ?8 v" f; E% A- C0 E3 t/ h( | results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
! d% B, ~# @: r) L3 h$ C 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
% Q. P7 r1 s- M( ^( D1 C 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
6 o" f9 ]+ k2 O8 ?6 l 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." : \+ H1 {; j' O. s* m
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 4 H( X2 o! P; I8 Z* G; j
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. 8 G8 W7 t7 o/ ?( B% Q- b9 e
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." : e! T- o+ m9 D; O. ^; D$ q# d
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
& ~8 D% X! o) o7 p5 w; ~# J 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
! J: g, u+ i0 Q 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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