Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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+ T5 z8 r: I: S5 |9 jA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' F2 y4 _% r5 L2 ?/ K" ]' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

0 u" z7 I" |0 M% H2 p'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

* E# [8 ]" D2 _'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

1 d& O! p, X5 f, p) f" DThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

" s& B, |* e+ Q7 Z+ O7 A$ a% l4 E' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
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. x2 [$ n  V/ ]* mIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

7 L+ H& }" o& K, ^0 x'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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  n# }5 u" X( x- ZThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
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, z% q+ d2 i9 ~/ s& w'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller