Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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. d4 s1 M% _6 ~3 r. NDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

5 h. J" t7 K  t+ D7 p2 s; f' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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7 M- [6 m6 p; V: ^# Q'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
& d+ @/ |  H% ]5 i$ a  X  D'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
; b  A# e6 a0 j) K9 s6 i'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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# k- t7 y0 U% B) P+ cUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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  @& W; W4 d; o0 [# e: s4 ]' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

" F) ^& Q9 n* r1 v: F" S& c6 a'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

6 h5 s/ G4 t' fLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
, y5 x4 P# y& @1 s# F'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
- p5 l4 |4 h8 Z+ R'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

, ]+ ?+ M  [1 ['Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

If you  see someone without a smile today
: s1 a3 ]* W. S3 J8 jgive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller