Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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2 q; w3 C3 j0 J$ CA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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4 {2 m4 j9 B9 `9 Y; O1 M' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
! J$ T6 x0 X" t" |2 O+ F'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
% {5 j! p2 s8 t4 L6 E: Y) R'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

2 P" `4 M" {* P# |Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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3 I( d. ]3 G) F  x' L'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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/ k) Z1 p5 \$ P! g& u: f$ eThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
( J0 v/ @: m9 _% |6 }/ `" Y) ?2 l'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

# p( j- {  G5 z; d'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

4 ^0 _% v& s; u$ g( BThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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, X3 K/ U5 H6 L& P; o( n* {'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

! ?4 q- U( |( A2 x5 ^: FIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller