Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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  S. e1 W1 \5 ?; l5 VDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
' E+ V) Q4 h6 _# f9 T: ^'It's not polite.'

) G! W1 T+ I$ L8 U' j* R'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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0 M; {" w7 K! ?" k7 ~( B! p6 PUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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% |: c: d8 m) Z: D- _! O9 _2 }( Q0 B'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

) U" l! e. d) F; ~4 AThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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6 ?9 @" @2 C/ K5 J* TThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
% g( T- H% S( q6 T7 m'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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" ?' ~. X. B$ |# t9 V. u: p'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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- }- ]" w. M, o2 l) _'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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# h5 d( x2 w/ Y% |3 [: I* fIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller