Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward

! q  Z) I2 }7 Z+ N6 x* p; w% tA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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. ^4 n0 I5 V5 i9 q' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

/ }4 q1 [6 J* f* D4 E'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'
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1 s0 N+ {. `5 j  {- D+ Y2 G- J9 Q'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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# I3 D2 ]$ X$ \. F1 l'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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( b# E3 ~' Y4 t, z'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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$ ^/ U5 s% W! S$ nThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

" S" D9 H. g* Q; @# x) F' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
% i8 p: u/ l+ w3 h) eIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

5 x, @3 e: x+ j9 V8 ~9 kThe mother is surprised and  asks,
6 v4 ~1 X3 V, x, Y1 a'How did you find that out?
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9 y5 f% x8 z( C+ r0 I; b'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  
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The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

; \5 p# y' A: [" J) Q0 i# h'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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6 B4 V( C# j" t7 N'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

# g& z- m" n$ f$ |0 h* ^( t' X4 aIf you  see someone without a smile today
4 Z1 s' W1 f* c2 Z6 M& ygive them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller