Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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1 W2 H( v/ }# d2 f7 CDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

8 k- ?$ S* @5 L; Z& b! oA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
'It's not polite.'

. r& P& l* }& ]( `'OK',  the little girl says,
7 s+ g: ]2 e: i7 s- U8 O5 `'How much do you  weigh?'

) |$ \* O8 y& d: s' m4 c'Now really,' the mother says,  
1 a4 ]) N0 x. u8 t! O'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'

$ W2 {; V' E8 K) W. d5 c, HUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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# Q! P1 D4 u9 P( q8 b! jThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
0 k1 t9 k7 T! W5 fIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

- O: N" \' I! |; e) I! c. XThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

$ @- S# k* I! f'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
( }* f6 K6 I8 @+ O% Z$ t. o! R'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

* s' \* U; f5 j2 b0 n'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'

: ~2 E/ ?+ D, T1 ?2 j* ]If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller