The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

9 U: c  o" u9 n8 w( {    My grandpa started walking
' o) s  K/ Z5 x( x' P    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
: d4 e" G* B5 Y, K( S    and we don't know where the hell he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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4 ]& P' s. ?, U0 W3 c% j    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
2 [: j$ @3 `1 E7 y& {9 ]   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
2 m8 Y) U: f& |( o. a0 l& ?, p# d1 ^    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    The advantage of exercising every day
! S' f. U; w2 f$ w) t6 Q+ o" m  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
( R) K7 M* `# C* m* j  start with a small country.
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9 R! G2 ]5 C: V   I know I got a lot of exercise
6 b6 u5 b: u1 D$ e# d    the last few years,......
) }# P$ M. O# R+ O    just getting over the hill.
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* C; }. w$ ]! P: G: V! t' p  We all get heavier as we get older,
7 j7 h: @& {4 `* Q1 d    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
1 v7 a# v: \; c+ l2 R$ Y    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.