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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the2 M" Z6 }8 Y# M. k( B* ?6 k8 N
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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Leaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
+ ]# F' Y/ s8 e, s" N* zAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
9 Q& E, g, }% osmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.8 Y! Q7 f9 U1 ` C# E
; A9 n0 p; n4 ], U& k! v5 Y8 YHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
6 m/ h) Y7 j9 v) W! a6 zbruised and battered in the parking lot and returns to his seat.4 u0 ?# n, j5 Z: d2 d$ q! N
1 c6 I5 Y$ Z) F S% V4 D8 uAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.2 M. V4 v# f; C( L, @2 a
" N% M% x2 A$ f% L0 w$ o'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he1 x+ A) X% _- R1 g/ J5 J5 W
say to you?'
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2 C! l9 k4 U6 _5 i9 `'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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