Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:   

2 j* T5 @1 k4 Y2 N% `FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
! j4 o; ?2 t% J) a! _# P. f       
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
, F$ g; C, ^2 _; Q1 s3 f
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
$ R  v0 u1 O& y+ [1 o& _       
8 T% X& t* R& P  ~& \" [2 g- xTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
       
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
- t  t" _" L0 ^" k) M+ x       
* r5 f8 _7 z7 K9 s6 P/ e0 y' y1 }3 iSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
3 r6 @  _" d: C; N7 O$ kTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
       
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
) C$ p% n. ~6 D% \! B% e       
- @1 Q2 ]/ J$ ]: T4 qHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
       
7 ?1 {4 P0 M( Z& CTHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
& }7 g: \+ W/ b3 {9 d雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.