Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
* k/ a" D; o( w  T8 J! cHere are some examples:   
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9 D8 E+ y! Y0 H9 \8 M8 ^FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
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( }8 Y$ `; ^/ M5 SPHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
       
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
       
; Y) }8 ~& |% G0 }* W1 g; l1 R1 FSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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& S# u7 C3 Y$ x9 U: D4 STRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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/ f# L, C! X9 I* \/ PEGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9 r' F$ O# O8 U9 e! jHAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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6 a: s3 N$ w) i0 ]( E& ETHE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
2 V  c. `( N( w, b9 i雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

You are welcome.