Male or Female?

sweetspot

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
8 y, ~. q- z6 e4 q$ ZHere are some examples:   
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! ?4 l% J+ p; L7 w4 fFREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
       
1 R2 F9 B6 V- M3 \PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
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" U, Z% V2 ?. \8 d, XThey are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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3 @! k( B0 i. ~  VTIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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4 e0 m  Y% B9 ?7 y" ]) OSPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
       
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* E4 Q0 L$ H" V& ]1 {Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
       
. \- @2 _2 W, s6 a4 T# G5 W0 KTRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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6 o2 y# o" }* p2 U! |& }$ z( Q0 \EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

雲吞

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。

sweetspot

谢谢楼主这个有趣的帖子。学了好多新词。
雲吞 发表于 2010-1-17 22:55

" \1 d8 D- U1 u7 gYou are welcome.