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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 0 K- Y! Y8 I. d, r- Q
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." % |3 o1 Y( e5 u8 a/ q' {
" P0 d. }+ _* `( P/ L& r"What is it like?" ; @+ z# [# _# s# `
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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( D2 X3 Q# ?$ y$ ^4 n"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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