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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. - @$ c, H2 t% d& t1 t4 B" i
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"Mary... Mary...." - E% X( Q2 W7 U5 [& ?
7 N$ K6 J* x2 d9 B, k) r u( `"Is that you Fred?" 0 P7 T) c$ ]" R2 O+ O
* s; b# V9 V+ O! K5 p8 a) S+ H"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 2 M6 F2 X0 P/ Y2 }, f
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"What is it like?" 3 s5 ]6 P* K, ?- {" {
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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( W' e& r- m* h5 ?3 x"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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