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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 8 C6 z% {5 X1 p' P
: F- w! S6 _* L7 E1 V: {* ]"Mary... Mary...." 1 c9 I( t" N. N8 z: K! L
2 m2 K" K2 O" A! \6 M" }! A"Is that you Fred?" 2 q" e! F5 m9 T
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . @2 Z( t. R2 T
) i1 I) o. ~$ h( o( c7 K"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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