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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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1 u: r- D* e( W* F& d Z$ k"Is that you Fred?"
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9 u) k( {) B1 @# e( N8 ?8 z"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." ) J. Z3 i3 [: K9 a# ?- J B1 ]
# _* [5 m: A% l( P [2 \0 k"What is it like?" 3 V' q' y. H& a3 X0 J$ e6 E8 l
2 F! e ]- j- F# \* t9 c"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " / }( R( H& ?3 v# b
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " D8 W% P) A3 ~6 g6 d/ J
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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