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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 0 ?9 N6 a7 o1 p' ~1 H- q6 x$ N
~ U/ [+ V. D* H: V4 h4 G" R"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 6 x" Q+ s+ S' V! r+ G
/ D! h. H5 s: r* U" C"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 L' D2 s4 ], b) V7 z2 b
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"What is it like?"
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; ^; Y1 O4 S& ]5 G. ^"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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