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Husband of the year
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The honorable3 Q+ ^8 P. C- c } C0 O" E
mention goes to:2 N( m3 q+ o: h, A+ |2 h3 c% x
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The United Kingdom ! C* F; z* @* F- O% |3 F c
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followed closely by... + x/ c: n2 b& I; c
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The United States of America
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to..., q: B. R# Y, C: S+ t2 }
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Greece : X, d4 p% m0 J( u1 H) [
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it was very very close but the runner up prize ) \8 d# h9 x0 x
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Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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# p6 D7 b: Z! o9 a0 aIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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7 t3 i" J: e" LThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
* }* |7 U+ K p; i- Tholding her hand..... R5 V7 p; d" {* f; A" p) ^
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Woman has Man in it;
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Madam has Adam in it; 5 e# |, d k4 e- s1 y6 X5 L
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN? . i6 h, x$ w% @# g9 D# P
% O' i& l& M; j& AMENtal illness
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# y. F1 |9 I9 t4 {8 nMENstrual cramps ; @! ^; x2 ?8 }, e' I
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AND
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You1 l7 D3 { d. \: A
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