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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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$ F7 ?2 K% {8 u% F- e* KThe United States of America
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to.... c. `; G' {, G+ U3 J
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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- s' l+ h* O: Y' H' j* d; ]but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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, q( E- F, @# O$ A: v- Z; VIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.0 U1 v: ]# }7 M h
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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* ~$ ?7 l# b* u+ y* q$ K; D! E) zWoman has Man in it;
+ w1 h3 v, g6 |! R# |, TMrs. has Mr. in it;
& x3 K6 d/ Z4 @; G3 o) ~Female has Male in it;
1 E/ ]: i5 i6 [/ N% B: a. t6 qShe has He in it;
" X) O8 H' {' z% \Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 6 B/ f; ]( j. k" z i5 ^. J( w( `
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I never looked at it this way before: 9 E: }: F5 O3 q% C- I
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with7 r+ m {& C' L) p( x* t3 X8 G' q0 ^
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MENtal illness6 w4 ]' v) t! j. p- n* b
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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