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Husband of the year6 R; u! u3 b$ `8 e$ [5 h- f
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2 J+ |0 a- |) r+ [The honorable
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" `$ D" l, Y& {- jThe United Kingdom 9 g1 q$ J. t8 r- k; M
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+ M0 ^/ T0 f. N5 [8 ?/ M) R/ Qfollowed closely by...
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0 G' @ m4 ^* ]% H2 X0 G6 SThe United States of America 1 k5 }* T8 s- D k8 M- ~
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...1 L& x: H- M, j2 U) H% W l
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Greece % X9 \9 j/ E# ^, c$ m: w$ d
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/ d5 q6 I0 I7 Z5 d9 e2 w6 S. lit was very very close but the runner up prize ; G6 q/ o: Z- z. x8 G
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" A6 _5 c, G: b% dSerbia S9 z& e3 P: ]- C' c
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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p, Q% I# U2 OIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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0 ^) G& _0 c/ mThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ' f- s2 W# P% w/ ] |" w# b$ z
holding her hand....
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& B. r d9 `* vWoman has Man in it;
! I) q$ r/ g8 u: v) R0 J& JMrs. has Mr. in it;
- h6 Q8 c$ ]/ d: ?Female has Male in it; / ^* o( A+ w! `: e8 r$ q6 l8 R
She has He in it; ) C/ e2 a, v" D& x) N# n" C* W6 f
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... % e1 S) W$ \: t( a4 U
' C6 m! R$ i# M' PI never looked at it this way before:
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6 y+ i9 r- [" G% w& B9 TEver notice how all of women's problems start with$ U+ D$ g$ x3 E6 x
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MEN? & r2 X! K6 r7 i0 }& O
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MENtal illness0 g; t3 I5 W+ z1 F9 ]
[- t/ E8 ], h- l, qMENstrual cramps
9 @) i- a$ L1 _, `MENtal breakdown
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MENopause + r. u9 F! ^9 ], W* j2 [
GUYnecologist * {% Y! H$ I. J c9 I" ]
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. , t& i* v$ [+ h7 _
# {/ |- d6 O) _Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You& p% e1 S8 e/ O2 ]9 }) b
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