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Husband of the year! b6 F8 M' ^9 |4 F1 Z/ n
awards
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The honorable' ^+ M& p5 S9 g. T
mention goes to:5 O0 D0 ~( m" q! R- H
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The United Kingdom , b( `( d [) P
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America % ~0 U9 W6 \, ]7 Q! P
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Poland
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, r3 d- G; N" T# o8 i& Jbut 3rd Place must go to...- {' a( A; p }3 G
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Greece " S; ~5 x$ \. m+ I) R
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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4 I5 W, f3 b# v# x9 bbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 0 [! d$ e, H. x0 c! z5 E
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.8 @: e$ x5 c# r; v1 X
' z) m- G1 C# f$ sThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
1 Z8 k8 S3 C8 H( Y, ?+ A# O# i- Nholding her hand....
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5 |0 T" ?4 z5 j6 \& [9 nWoman has Man in it;
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5 k i3 K0 \- W4 jFemale has Male in it; ' z# z9 M+ a) Y+ b4 Y
She has He in it; & {$ J% h% t. s: t% ^1 H
Madam has Adam in it;
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) p- h. ]0 b9 X$ T0 ^Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: P( X8 i0 | e9 O* h# X9 E
) ]9 r2 V U) i( n% ^Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause $ T! e; J7 B, F+ b2 `
GUYnecologist
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0 w, t) R) [4 ?+ n0 d- @% [) o& |When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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6 G: A/ s/ A! ~7 b" A% IRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You* e/ T- x/ z4 @) G, W; Y
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