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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 |$ `3 y9 r7 ?: h+ [/ G0 U3 |0 ?
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. x* B; a2 Y9 I9 c: A6 u I
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
. E# U! m: O4 m1 WCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.9 N5 n% Y6 o3 v0 _. [* p2 T
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.' |# |6 P S" o
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
% c4 f' A2 y* b* S6 SHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
& o$ e0 K7 \* _$ T; D% ^With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
. f+ P# Y# a( h/ ~, iFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,0 Z/ `6 ^3 e% ]6 |
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
2 k6 L- Q3 M8 w4 m( ~ \With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,1 c; u! n, f) y/ u! O+ ^
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.. I7 n' E9 \; B4 o
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
, b, y* i: }: S0 YTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . |7 k2 I0 q Y8 }: d
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
& l" g$ w1 f2 Q"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid." e/ P- u: c7 G: B. y+ C: B$ c
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
\; r/ P/ x& I* @ O- }Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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