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Tiger s Holiday Poem5 a; s( _" _& ~% T
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
" M3 |* X4 {# K8 Y: TTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
1 h6 d# Q* l: [; v- y0 |She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
3 F7 U' W$ C9 g! f( vCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
$ u, n" `1 _& X: eHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.* X1 }" H5 h+ j7 a; w7 ~! s3 V1 j
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed." {: s N4 ^8 @: ^( T$ ~! _
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# p% O( \. r3 `' `With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story., Q* z9 L8 U7 L) `; N
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,# A: _( u) k4 H7 {3 V. Z% N! \* M1 @# a
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
5 \- w1 y) Z( nWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,$ j8 X" {; X$ f
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
; s x- p3 U5 v) F3 q4 B, ^7 oDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',7 o; Y0 M) Y0 ^$ N4 V3 J F0 F! q: f
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .: P9 m- `! Y" p) e
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
$ ~" i5 }3 J* x1 f1 Q! M"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."1 X+ h( P. Y, V, X3 o! _/ B1 ~) b: p& S
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
: h5 B: i3 k0 C) `Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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