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Tiger s Holiday Poem ~3 P* @, J c7 S
7 L% s9 B2 }1 g. d2 X! B# A% dTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house! @6 x) @' x9 m$ c8 x9 ?
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
, k) H3 n- U5 |" H& tShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
) }' D& W& i# K4 |+ ZCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
7 B. k' S! Q+ A- h* o; ^He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.3 Z7 `) P5 H5 ^2 @; F |
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.4 P& h( Z/ `7 P
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
# b. g6 R2 F0 c* N( dWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.: V; L3 }8 t {# I- h
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues," J" V8 V8 H! S- l5 S) p& }
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.+ s% C8 r* n6 v8 ^2 r# U: }
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
- {9 Y% D: ^. a( N4 AWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
- R6 j6 X7 `' y QDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
1 X* m6 b! z/ k2 fTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .# l% v4 P1 n# }
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
8 N p. R8 V- O5 B"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."4 b5 S+ k, F) e) l, d9 g
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
+ u( R$ E$ x% r5 G! ^: KHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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