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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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2 ^* ~8 D0 P1 h% `Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house% l! t% g6 R @0 z
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.0 D. n# E! K* k' @4 [5 H
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,3 H" p2 M5 i) m( @8 r
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
8 P/ L. r) h! p1 D3 ?2 S/ l9 k- RHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.1 x& k9 e v/ b7 h! M
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' o r2 i+ U$ LHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,6 k! x' g% o; G4 N
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
0 A' t0 B5 \7 U( [1 G) C! k$ [& ?From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues," ^) V, N* I# S
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.! z$ E1 q' ?! {6 g$ w6 u; i
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
- V% c5 [& ?' v* l) vWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
* x2 }1 d+ w J& qDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
; K7 u3 \2 m. ]- b5 kTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
6 g3 G5 Y, n+ {5 K% }And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
) t& Z; N' h, H"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."+ \* C( z. Y5 g( _
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,! m i# X8 a- u& n2 p) Q' x
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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