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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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+ V7 z, n' L( |9 J h, vTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
2 v, D! }. n' `! x$ }$ b M0 MTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
6 {' I1 F8 o! vShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,% z9 o+ T5 u7 y% ~
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.7 O& P8 z9 o( t @4 ]
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
# H$ \6 b! v3 r4 F$ p" F, ^Woman after woman stepped up and confessed." y, C+ {/ L% ?' K5 e
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,/ [1 C* `4 _" |$ s( q
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story." ^: j9 d$ d5 }2 W
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
. K! H% ?3 B/ s0 i9 z' KTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.2 y" d" s+ q, L m1 J
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
' t5 S0 t, b: X3 ZWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.8 m1 q# [# a7 t9 u3 i. c3 C
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
. Q% x. J' g* A& U/ gTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
( v, s& n7 Z$ x) {5 ~And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
' h' H7 C1 \" `9 l; b"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
, h, }8 L" d$ W7 cShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,9 A; G y( ^5 o" V) I, _4 U
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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