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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  ]9 O3 g* k- e8 P

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8 s9 l2 C( e9 E! i* p/ T- CThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.. s! a' p. U6 J
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us, }" }1 [+ s# |
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,0 o! ~1 c/ I* J" Y: \0 ^, |
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:5 N+ ~$ l  x. j8 b
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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