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Wanna share a joke with you guys:; O* _8 H/ A; C
- i6 L! d* T4 g) @' WA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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6 p- [+ X* }, V1 C/ ~. @The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out; [! b' i0 D- {- L1 Q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
5 k1 U0 [2 I9 \' W9 T1 P! ?6 RWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
1 b# j5 e( u8 D" |7 chad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
' j3 R8 s% |; i9 Snine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:* R1 z b! f3 @* g
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; S0 V3 |, a9 j0 S .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! : Z6 _! L7 e4 z# O
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