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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"/ G9 h1 M+ c) Y& e+ ]5 a& k

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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out; m- D6 K- [3 A7 E
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.- L5 w. b3 r- x7 X- V! L( q: s3 T

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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/ K4 F' Y* {/ B  sAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us7 J) s2 |8 e) A  k' D& l
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,* \9 K2 Y' I4 j' X# l& l
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:# t: {  a5 ^& ~& c& }8 U8 A" `
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny) ]6 |0 _9 i3 I4 [4 H' D! c
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31
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Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.: D$ u( c4 Y0 ~# Q/ ]
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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