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: ~$ U0 \9 ~7 q& F5 M( p9 u3 k9 bA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
{2 G# J' s0 g0 Sanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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- s" h H: H% S" WThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
2 e$ J7 d% ^0 u/ O: c3 }0 j5 [" xWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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- I" \. `1 _/ y' ^, @0 ^8 @8 }7 VAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
* `! w% Y4 G N+ o, A& Mhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,: e8 L }7 Z( \1 ]
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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1 e' ^: O# m% f, \6 j .... Scroll down ! ( R+ Z) O, K2 J% ^* J! u
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/ J' f/ o" Q0 e# ^1 nYou'll love this ! 9 u( W6 K+ X$ }; M
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'You have Male!' 9 g1 I8 Y: N f. h5 W
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