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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:$ \( y' m  _4 e

: ~$ U0 \9 ~7 q& F5 M( p9 u3 k9 bA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
  {2 G# J' s0 g0 Sanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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- s" h  H: H% S" WThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
2 e$ J7 d% ^0 u/ O: c3 }0 j5 [" xWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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- I" \. `1 _/ y' ^, @0 ^8 @8 }7 VAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
* `! w% Y4 G  N+ o, A& Mhad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,: e8 L  }7 Z( \1 ]
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
鲜花(117) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny# S& b9 H3 n% F! {/ |+ v6 ~
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

& ?! T% Y, ^  K4 K% C. P( d Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.% b4 U4 \# z  J. j: ?' K
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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