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/ _" O" V! @; K9 HA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"8 y- V8 g7 ^6 {- d0 |) B2 f
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
6 Q2 d3 t* X) w4 t A! e/ R& X% ~anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.4 A7 D1 W5 B0 j3 F
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.. |3 j: M' o3 a" K0 e; r
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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3 u. V# J3 T" P! u" _0 eAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us" L# q5 C" \( m! E* B: W
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
! c {3 G0 N+ f* q2 k- @nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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You'll love this ! 4 ^+ l! o5 {8 g5 G* ?; P
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