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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"% V$ L1 G" n9 A2 W
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; a- y9 t# `% d# [The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out6 z0 b: B( w3 S( u4 {" [/ g6 u; D3 L
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us( t( Y w+ s! X V
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,) z% C3 M* U" O- j
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:6 N! T6 H. r7 H2 a1 c
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! l% w, ~& T- h' k5 A, y .... Scroll down !
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+ J7 `- W: L. O0 x% DYou'll love this !
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