A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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% j% P/ Q2 P& I: cHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
* z  @! E+ a0 `  q$ j/ CI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa
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0 i; }4 L' i5 M9 c+ R' F0 w: kA few days later he received a letter from his son:

! ~' v7 D" i9 O; Q6 h. vDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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4 ]( V" u1 @' R3 k9 |/ ]3 B# o) m" FVinnie
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9 `" A- _# T6 M, \0 i6 \) K! xAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

4 N$ h- I0 c- T( ^) J5 F& S$ L# gDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了