A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

) P: m6 b0 X( s9 w' rHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
5 y: a" X0 W( e8 j; g$ @2 NI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
, q5 i5 }/ ^, Q/ r8 v* XLove,
Papa

. {, X, k) q2 ~+ [" QA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
1 z5 P! [  A8 N5 A& XDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
; v6 }7 F- ~6 n" KVinnie
8 J6 {% J. i' B' i% o+ v
, Z3 {( R- c& E1 s" [At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

+ W( R* d) Z  b% _% z0 SThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
  W9 i# L* q/ ]9 D/ _Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
. H. s* p1 F4 Y+ EVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了