A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

2 x  y; z- b3 A5 u6 n1 m. EHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

* g4 P1 y) r: }. Z: G& h2 {! ?Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
; ^; A/ P) o8 n% }Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

. U$ G9 t# }2 A8 n/ w& w' `) bDear Pop,
- N$ b7 |' b( F7 ^Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
  `3 H" r6 u9 c% PLove,
Vinnie

2 E" `9 m6 C9 Z& ^( d" M: PAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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' X; _/ Y* R/ DThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

  a: i8 m4 n& `6 {Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
  `+ c3 {4 l3 O4 O9 eVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了