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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. ' Z; g) J) Z% _# w' G9 N, f6 i0 u

  K% ~9 Y- d5 mSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house* W  b: B  E- f: }5 T& [, x
For their first night together.  % x2 T1 F: B0 s2 i

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -' L! ?3 i. W, n
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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1 N& ^' x3 c( E. L' pShe replies -  No.  5 |! D- h5 N" V- B& R9 Q1 y9 ]
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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9 w& @6 \1 u  {2 W! X! |1 jHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
  \  A/ k  I; @7 p  c7 G: W) h9 dJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -9 d0 w! m: |% h
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
! w4 f; K4 m5 f% E1 HShe replies - No.
" h# o2 o5 e$ ~1 [. k' LJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
8 u1 g2 U4 Q, q. J" GHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ../ I8 o4 ~3 y0 W  I, ~
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
6 m9 W8 M( G0 Z: @4 Y3 f& cAre Paul and Mary up yet ?) G. f3 t! K1 b1 i% [5 _+ r' \/ m
His mom says -  No.    ( v) l: l) W$ W4 |# s
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  3 I: v! k2 f9 \- d, X, n7 D: z5 m( t
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
/ a3 _3 n  b: O1 W" e: U8 hHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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+ Y5 }; u# C2 Ayou tried?
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