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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 3 m: z5 L3 K7 E7 Z$ a

/ j! K4 ?/ R2 K( w4 n% |So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
/ J, W7 @1 d5 l$ }& j9 c2 f0 Y9 bFor their first night together.  6 S- ?/ `# F$ N3 Y: P

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
% R1 |/ x4 T& l/ Zgets up and has his breakfast.  
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: n1 v5 f! O2 p2 ^5 r; j9 X7 g$ T8 OAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  
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# B; e6 Z9 j% _+ u7 nJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
7 U) L! p/ K/ F9 x7 ~* cJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -- y. F; I1 W: ]- C' D% z# U
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?7 ~$ A3 e6 s7 w8 f2 h. Y$ \
She replies - No.
$ D/ f% T$ G* O$ v6 pJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  ; u; M7 f0 B( h
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..+ t- [! b2 v; u& n  V* w' @# X
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -. C" S  _3 {+ H6 L: ~# x; g
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?3 U6 o- X5 E2 }3 I8 Y
His mom says -  No.   
6 Q7 G  M. m, I9 Z5 N1 GHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  
8 g1 j: C5 R4 m2 \4 sHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think; I1 e% R" z# @
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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