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+ t; w4 e, Z- Y4 W9 t2 QDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.( |# Y" _3 i3 x: b" d" E R
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander/ l0 C0 @- P" A3 v$ g
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:. \2 W. ?- V6 t1 Q* E( u% j1 R
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.1 z( I& S# ?5 J2 p; Y1 n+ N
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the$ W) H8 ~1 F+ E" c: q! J
following stipulations:' L$ Y% F" Y6 u% e! |9 Q8 T
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -$ X+ I! ~, [: {3 ~8 [. T
Unemployment fixed.; w' W1 Q' u8 V" Y3 {1 f
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!
4 B6 U! F- K- d: o7 o( GIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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