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) e9 s1 [* i( W$ W$ s2 _Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.$ @/ @9 A, W( {. Q" T
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
+ B0 `5 i1 h" lthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following8 ]( H$ |: I6 a" m
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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8 }5 `) T) T8 q: H: _There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.1 {' ?3 b: r8 g' S4 c& ?' L/ g
& B8 J. w- V( l" mPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the: a" T0 r( V' K8 J" c# g" e( ]
following stipulations:6 F4 \: v6 W3 q0 _: Y: Z
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -6 p1 |' k8 G+ s
Unemployment fixed. ^( _' N, s8 u/ w
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
6 _6 ?- U; e( S) ?/ WAuto Industry fixed.
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$ u: K; l3 x6 u3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: |( U4 ?8 V, M0 b9 q
Housing Crisis fixed.. d2 i& ]2 u+ p8 {; W* R. q
0 w* D5 m/ z3 u" c9 e8 R* hIt can't get any easier than that!
4 s5 j9 {( S A& QIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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