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写给美国总统:
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Dear Mr. President:
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3 r. R* M1 n3 v( W% q0 O+ bPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
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5 ]9 `: m( |; Q& t- M, \! Uthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following( ^: `. \% ~ _. _3 _ [
plan.
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7 X: q& P+ d5 S/ JYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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7 g: |% t7 t- PPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the/ D! z- [- F3 S( P/ t
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
@0 |9 A$ m9 u7 N. |0 U4 MUnemployment fixed., Q/ ^2 Q2 R9 W, \ U" ~2 S
|" Y! T/ i( n; d, U& w2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
& D D& x9 J$ ~6 {6 z; \Auto Industry fixed.3 F0 ~; G7 \. l
7 B# O: S% N Z2 x8 X$ b% o3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
6 w+ d, }+ l/ \+ e4 C( eHousing Crisis fixed.2 I. P. @1 O. s- Z0 Q
2 ~9 H: I$ @8 m* o7 C3 QIt can't get any easier than that!& ~, L9 |, I& E
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their3 P" E# m; C, {, Z
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