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3 b& x+ `$ p3 @' t2 ~. H; t5 ODear Mr. President:
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# k3 a. N- u8 Q% {% K5 uPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.% ] v2 i& F" ]9 L0 k4 j$ X
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- q7 ?% I8 r; s: _/ U
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following$ ?3 E7 p: J8 K7 W1 M
plan.# Q! |. q0 A ^, J8 l# \
% V' v9 ?- B0 f0 Z3 \You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.9 H- U- G u! E% Q
' O5 @5 \- n w/ q& jPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
/ H. k1 `8 z. d2 [' W6 ]; `: v3 Mfollowing stipulations:
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3 O9 M0 p1 A. V h7 Z1 Q1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -- b5 r C& |: |9 X# ~
Unemployment fixed.
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: `9 K/ u" n: d! ]& Y x V2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' d% h, K/ |% w8 u
Auto Industry fixed.
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/ c6 e1 V6 j2 f8 q e3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. ~' V; j3 d) [: l1 {
Housing Crisis fixed.9 t5 E' y4 J ?7 A" X
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It can't get any easier than that!
4 [. a6 e g, b1 A! m/ Q9 N6 q+ CIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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