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写给美国总统:
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/ ~2 s# P7 H- F# J% c: zDear Mr. President:
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# ~! |+ ^6 e0 V; _7 a* mPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.% i! L& X2 Q8 A
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
' D, D' \- d3 q; v+ othe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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8 U# [. V5 N6 _8 o9 o! uYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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% o# j! ~% L5 b+ yThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.. w4 G& Z1 M; J# ^+ L5 B2 c4 U
* p P7 _" o& w& IPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, X! D2 P# r, w7 W5 q& lfollowing stipulations:! |1 _, ` @; i w) L y
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-2 Q: ^. {( ^2 O, n1 t
Auto Industry fixed.1 l5 x x4 U! z
, c. R* n/ j0 S5 D- E/ P# h3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
; P/ ~+ U) a/ I/ [# p+ KHousing Crisis fixed.- |0 Z, G3 M0 z% W: M/ g
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It can't get any easier than that!9 ?( V6 x9 @; O6 u
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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