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写给美国总统：/ ?2 V8 S5 b+ e% q
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Dear Mr. President:7 h1 z b9 a; n
3 C" [$ w, r" j6 Y# Z1 s4 R+ NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
$ B* E, s: J# v5 i$ cInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander/ M! t; X: _# u, V* p+ q
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following; L1 L) m5 p7 q, L
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6 E# Z6 U$ [* t: }& U4 GYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:5 A" @ [1 t; e R' K; u9 `
. N' u' L7 h qThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.) u) x7 j5 f, _# B5 d5 V/ p* M
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
, W+ B6 J4 ~0 n8 b# {$ \following stipulations:0 W: |, Y& G9 C3 X s* d
. o9 P; W& B6 [4 M% [1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -# S8 ]8 H2 \7 _
Unemployment fixed.5 q" h3 X( Y+ o# k7 T% x9 f& e
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
% ~( B4 m7 L0 T, {: o7 J" j1 `& sAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
2 O4 i7 T5 P( W/ |" AHousing Crisis fixed., F& i& ]6 i0 p
& t' V0 R. H0 MIt can't get any easier than that!; ?) f: h, C* }' L; p- w! [: ]8 j
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their/ _ Q% E* `; x% l1 U* r
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