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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:9 L" B# t. k6 U3 D6 F! D3 Y

) e9 s1 [* i( W$ W$ s2 _Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.$ @/ @9 A, W( {. Q" T
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
+ B0 `5 i1 h" lthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following8 ]( H$ |: I6 a" m
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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8 }5 `) T) T8 q: H: _There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.1 {' ?3 b: r8 g' S4 c& ?' L/ g

& B8 J. w- V( l" mPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the: a" T0 r( V' K8 J" c# g" e( ]
following stipulations:6 F4 \: v6 W3 q0 _: Y: Z
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -6 p1 |' k8 G+ s
Unemployment fixed.  ^( _' N, s8 u/ w
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
6 _6 ?- U; e( S) ?/ WAuto Industry fixed.
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$ u: K; l3 x6 u3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: |( U4 ?8 V, M0 b9 q
Housing Crisis fixed.. d2 i& ]2 u+ p8 {; W* R. q

0 w* D5 m/ z3 u" c9 e8 R* hIt can't get any easier than that!
4 s5 j9 {( S  A& QIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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+ A$ q: L: j. `* c- ^好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 9 Q# O6 M: x1 K1 k3 |3 w
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
鲜花(35) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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