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Dear Mr. President:* A8 D. U9 N$ }3 A
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 u6 I& q- o5 n, @' m( h/ ]
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander* h* ~! O' L$ x
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following' m L- @% R; T- i# d
plan.
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3 `' ?, X) ^- B6 p! i# o: C; pYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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$ T G5 I1 F+ P( NThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.8 C% w: g) E6 R& r& |
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- L% Y$ Q/ X/ ?- p: V8 Z$ z- {
following stipulations:: K$ h% v) s' j- `# X- ^( G
! a( `1 r0 F: `) j# i) I1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
5 _" h) W" P; n0 O! A, YUnemployment fixed., R$ O- m* [2 T& M- n/ ]9 n3 U% ^, ?
9 s( e3 k) d( z' r$ _( h; H2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
# O% F7 l4 n, NAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
2 N. k2 o( \, y9 B) C0 Q, b0 J2 @, a* _& qHousing Crisis fixed.
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0 o! B0 z8 L% m- BIt can't get any easier than that!
9 Q2 |6 q) l$ Z7 @% o4 j/ Z" \* H& _If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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