英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

8 r0 f$ C/ ]: h$ ~  Q/ o"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

% G% C0 P& ~1 c& x"Well done. Who was that?"
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"My granny."
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( i1 M) n; Z( U"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

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7 |4 u/ y! z  k- U; ]2 X“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

4 H, D6 n; d2 J* j2 g$ {$ h. [“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。
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9 G8 J3 u2 k' H, F; E% h“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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小叶子

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天涯明月夜

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挺有意思的！

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