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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?* l. G- s1 J; h" C8 I
, O3 n9 z, B8 M8 {. @& `' ZA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 f7 r f7 w/ {% A% K) Y4 v- l
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 8 v% \2 d2 }5 Q4 ?
) m0 Y9 L( S! B2 s+ AFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. $ W8 a- v+ t# |3 Z+ E- v% V
6 H% d4 I( S2 H3 c7 |* C x2 x$ MThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!4 V3 q1 x" K4 n- `5 y+ e
- ~# x# q3 ~: t& ]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) T9 X! C U9 o& Y
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”/ l4 \2 z `& j6 l
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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