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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！: P" [2 g6 J! @2 O' G$ [+ f4 c
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.! C: i, y4 j9 _1 b) L
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.- P8 X0 Q6 W+ B! g
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / \: i5 \. x9 d {# _5 ^- ]2 k: b
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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) I6 e5 L q+ s, `* T" MThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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% f/ y: t" B" {% \% D3 `( p" zFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. $ x: e$ n i* [( ~$ L
+ H# H4 G% g, }He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”% y1 M; o) k4 `1 C" Z
* n+ E7 S* K2 z) F! ~Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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' v5 Q& w; T% K; I7 {8 {The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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