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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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% g" w5 s8 C. \0 V0 J  qI want to live my% z6 k# G# q9 i9 Q9 ^+ B+ C# T9 W) b
next life backwards!
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- e- b) m! R# X+ N. L. MYou start out dead and get that out of the. Y' r& @( E% ~
way right off the bat.
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6 T0 f1 P/ Y- E5 n7 hThen, you wake up in a nursing home$ d5 {, v8 n4 L; J5 r) R. J, ^/ {
feeling better every day.
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, ]9 l) w( f+ v! G, FWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your9 n8 E8 |" [$ W2 W8 T
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,2 p1 D9 O5 V4 ^( \
you get a gold watch on your first day.  W/ _3 W7 c  Q9 s! j& X
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You work 40 years or2 L4 x& g: s  o' ?9 b# [! Q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon5 }2 G/ Q+ B( V, T8 u
you're too young to  l$ r4 n  p0 P1 J% K+ l5 L
work.  r6 `7 Y5 ?0 L4 g

) f( ?5 _5 G; |% y, y% W4 `So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
" v0 t' T6 Y% r/ i0 O% v3 Oand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid& P/ P, M% a* H" c
again.
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" x) _' }. l" }3 xYou go to elementary school, play, and have no8 Y  `( \1 }/ q8 ]
responsibilities.
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2 k( |! ^2 B) V4 B' X; MIn a few years, you become a baby and
9 g0 |/ ~! g+ z" |7 xeveryone runs themselves ragged. i" ^- X( a  ?5 k
keeping you happy.
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+ Y4 I8 \$ J" ^$ K' }You spend; l3 R$ F- h  ^$ [: z
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,- O- v& x0 Y/ p" d
spa-like7 P! U9 F! T5 {3 d
con ditions: central heating, room service on3 Z6 o1 F* n/ d
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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