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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
MY NEXT LIFE% x$ ?/ x$ T& U1 W2 g) l7 m2 q
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the8 N% W1 p: _( b
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home5 x, o/ c6 ~4 ^1 i  E/ @
for being too healthy, you spend+ ^5 O' n" i7 j: Y% L' e
several years enjoying your2 l4 p: [: W  ?- @. n
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 [; d! p' N( M  K6 p* f

$ [5 y1 t$ {* N, \% o' _When you start work,$ M8 C$ d9 q  I( Z4 e( m$ B
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
+ t# M3 n2 R, Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 v* u- O- ~) j9 \% {/ a( k
and party.* w+ q* o* a1 k, p8 l
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As you get even younger, you become a kid- O# J) F  J# d( F* m2 X+ |! y
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no) r, C2 d# p4 v% G* ~0 g' M
responsibilities.
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0 b! D2 w( x. a% M+ JIn a few years, you become a baby and
, E. s3 A( q% B% C, }6 v& neveryone runs themselves ragged
: x# a% B9 V: A0 o2 i6 lkeeping you happy.; D" d" N+ @8 t. x) [
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You spend; S" G/ `! W: ?2 G  _) U3 ]' M1 ]
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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; h+ e& y! d& Ymy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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