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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home* r% F2 s, ~8 }3 X! a: B& ]
feeling better every day.1 r- F/ i2 `0 p; T
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When you are kicked out of the home- b4 r$ c6 g; ^6 _% m
for being too healthy, you spend
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When you start work,
; T" K N( H5 q6 v% tyou get a gold watch on your first day.! {3 U* `2 l; R6 P% R: [
8 X' E; B V7 Q( J" EYou work 40 years or
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" D8 s- U/ Q u! L: D5 b3 `5 m( E8 HSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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2 h; S$ v! b8 z8 h! a, D0 ]In a few years, you become a baby and7 r: ~4 y# I, b+ _2 y
everyone runs themselves ragged
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9 ]# Q8 v( c( ^! X# l" ]; c5 w* wYou spend" c% l( Y6 C" U3 c- q
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& Y( b- Z1 ^7 i: D, j0 r
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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