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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my9 |- }+ i: ^1 Q( Y3 q( q
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the# t. Y3 W! P! _3 y: q2 R3 ^5 G  H
way right off the bat.# D& B+ u; c- g  F& B2 l

* ~+ E; f2 X# W' ~' FThen, you wake up in a nursing home
$ M9 F4 x5 S3 S  l* C8 r( Vfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,) T% f9 s) L( f; D
you get a gold watch on your first day.$ @4 X% A+ ~& D) k8 ]

* n) Q( q; F' O3 Y, J( a* p2 G$ VYou work 40 years or+ d0 _1 n0 A; O" c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon0 m( P. z* ^7 U. t6 a
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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' s/ d! ?& J3 k1 f7 Q( {. L8 SAs you get even younger, you become a kid/ o" e2 b: K% Q) ^% Q' [4 o
again.
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& Z+ J( I/ L5 ?. W9 lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no/ v! ]$ P0 M# r3 l! H* I# ?' ]
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; U( s: o# J0 k  l0 e. fIn a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.1 N2 q  A3 h# C4 s$ k& }+ F, O* z

/ {/ u. B" _- Q9 W7 FYou spend3 x- T7 o6 }& C  ~" P; L+ U/ S
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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/ n  n- ], @9 F+ G6 Tcon ditions: central heating, room service on: e) e( c) N6 s2 U- u( V9 n. G
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8 y" R3 `! u5 a9 U6 rUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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