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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my9 p. v+ o9 o9 m7 I7 F6 R, b. Y
next life backwards!! a+ ^. J2 y2 }& t
' w. S4 W" f& ~You start out dead and get that out of the% c& j/ B( d. G7 z
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home0 z, d# C# O8 d) Y- `$ i' Y
feeling better every day./ n+ A7 X7 R: D3 \; _8 _: C8 O
$ Z( Y ^$ L4 m& S2 WWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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5 t+ c1 y8 O* X4 q" g. wSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) ~! Z0 f( O0 ~5 U. u: \8 k8 M
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and0 {: c; b" T0 k
everyone runs themselves ragged# D- C8 `8 G2 r i& {5 E9 k
keeping you happy.
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You spend
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spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- X7 _1 M0 o* W' r2 v" j# H# ?
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