MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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. L' x/ ~  V% U* IYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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4 H" s. W! h: }% B- X1 B# h' l7 `Then, you wake up in a nursing home
8 n( W7 a) m. o7 A" zfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
  `# b8 p+ D! i; F5 C+ {for being too healthy, you spend
( K. l5 r, W2 Z( N; Xseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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6 ]( ?" A: [: K1 P! jWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

( ]& W2 k( @$ y# \You work 40 years or
" d% R2 C  O; Y* k! q5 {; tso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
, [3 ^; c9 _6 E$ l2 w3 U. N% I+ O+ x# _work.
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: b9 Z+ c6 P+ y5 d) i/ d' V3 oSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

, ]3 [2 R1 j0 W  u0 N* f7 rAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
/ s  o" h' |% L- k. aresponsibilities.
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" O# _. X9 X7 K/ Q/ J, FIn a few years, you become a baby and
/ O. ]) c4 v! n0 `# Leveryone runs themselves ragged
" v8 i0 F2 I3 l* _# vkeeping you happy.
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8 p; d5 X! ]4 i6 @7 A0 e1 ]You spend
* F7 N" X2 k: _3 p  ]( |5 Byour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
! Y& j+ ?& O6 {# J) ospa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!