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MY NEXT LIFE
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4 ]! l! R' {" t! t7 _I want to live my- u1 [- c6 z! B! C; k
next life backwards!% ]3 o2 M( g% u6 z
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You start out dead and get that out of the" R7 c s6 h7 d, ]* @' c
way right off the bat.
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! O# { q) `" Y I0 T* zThen, you wake up in a nursing home- {% f; [ W+ s+ U1 h% f
feeling better every day.: N I5 e4 d2 p r
1 d" i" a. Q+ t, ~5 LWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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! r% \5 k8 s# s7 G% a$ T+ O% FWhen you start work,! ~! J5 Z5 f- y- C: b
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ i$ Z9 s+ D+ k1 n- P
and party.) [+ @, B4 K0 q7 ?; s0 I3 C; C
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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6 g* k; F. X! w4 n2 k) }0 l% lYou go to elementary school, play, and have no$ [# h. z0 K" g* k+ B4 K7 @
responsibilities.
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; T( [, d) H1 tIn a few years, you become a baby and
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% m+ _2 ?0 }. R$ g% Skeeping you happy.
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You spend) h) y. L( N3 ?& t
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,6 Y: G# K/ Z! N' V
spa-like, m4 y- _/ F9 @ u+ \' u1 ~
con ditions: central heating, room service on7 i; A9 ]+ t* k$ H) @% b. @+ G
tap.
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7 |0 k- l' [' L$ f* y2 e& {; eUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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