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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the8 N% W1 p: _( b
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home5 x, o/ c6 ~4 ^1 i E/ @
for being too healthy, you spend+ ^5 O' n" i7 j: Y% L' e
several years enjoying your2 l4 p: [: W ?- @. n
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 [; d! p' N( M K6 p* f
$ [5 y1 t$ {* N, \% o' _When you start work,$ M8 C$ d9 q I( Z4 e( m$ B
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
+ t# M3 n2 R, Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: |9 ?) K- M# T7 J! _+ wyou're too young to& e* P3 k2 J( g* J
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,6 v* u- O- ~) j9 \% {/ a( k
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As you get even younger, you become a kid- O# J) F J# d( F* m2 X+ |! y
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no) r, C2 d# p4 v% G* ~0 g' M
responsibilities.
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0 b! D2 w( x. a% M+ JIn a few years, you become a baby and
, E. s3 A( q% B% C, }6 v& neveryone runs themselves ragged
: x# a% B9 V: A0 o2 i6 lkeeping you happy.; D" d" N+ @8 t. x) [
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You spend; S" G/ `! W: ?2 G _) U3 ]' M1 ]
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
0 X f K( j& t1 r- @spa-like
4 g$ o L, |. ^1 o n) scon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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; h+ e& y! d& Ymy case. |
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