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MY NEXT LIFE0 k2 o0 V( p! o D: n- l, b$ H
y4 D9 P/ d4 L, W6 fI want to live my
4 B) v' r8 A8 g! Bnext life backwards!
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3 O, o \5 H( ]9 c% IYou start out dead and get that out of the. H9 ~1 H0 E% L8 u: R
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
& A5 G D) K( I/ @% c8 sfeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your% R1 g: x9 l, s8 W6 x/ y
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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8 d0 i ?& q3 Z% m, P9 r; h: ZWhen you start work,
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, [' v: w$ P: ~, z3 x# JYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to- Q& D+ ], J# ]0 Q7 |9 s; q
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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5 M' F; ^0 t2 r! S! `You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ M0 P9 C) r, t* W, F: r) i1 Z1 Aeveryone runs themselves ragged
+ \4 j, ~0 G6 W; A0 xkeeping you happy.
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You spend' o r4 L5 I3 T# _8 r& K! Y# {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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