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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE0 k2 o0 V( p! o  D: n- l, b$ H

  y4 D9 P/ d4 L, W6 fI want to live my
4 B) v' r8 A8 g! Bnext life backwards!
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3 O, o  \5 H( ]9 c% IYou start out dead and get that out of the. H9 ~1 H0 E% L8 u: R
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your% R1 g: x9 l, s8 W6 x/ y
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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8 d0 i  ?& q3 Z% m, P9 r; h: ZWhen you start work,
8 x& r8 r2 e8 j/ Q- U) [you get a gold watch on your first day.2 d0 t- ^7 W  \( Z: j' p

, [' v: w$ P: ~, z3 x# JYou work 40 years or
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you're too young to- Q& D+ ], J# ]0 Q7 |9 s; q
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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5 M' F; ^0 t2 r! S! `You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
/ M0 P9 C) r, t* W, F: r) i1 Z1 Aeveryone runs themselves ragged
+ \4 j, ~0 G6 W; A0 xkeeping you happy.
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You spend' o  r4 L5 I3 T# _8 r& K! Y# {
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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