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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 E5 k+ F1 ?+ rI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
! v5 k: K: i. W& A% {! I, b5 mThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
y; j/ s0 c8 E$ P* Z+ g, Z( DWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! j) ]3 _- W( Z$ ?+ z+ |! I ~- m
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% m0 n z4 g" q8 U7 ?1 ethat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
# _$ G, U1 Z( o7 Z/ T( ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' ]& u2 {( l$ I0 I
There are some people that are not into all the words.
# x2 ~ b6 c. j3 H* F0 wThere are some that would have you not use certain words.# o5 l3 t, L3 w4 j
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" r2 S. v& y: b/ k4 g. Jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
. p+ o- h( ^4 z+ @5 x( ?5 T0 ?% B399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' Y8 v. q0 w% t vto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; C2 _4 L9 v+ u. O, W; c6 n
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* T/ c* v @3 Q4 y& ^( w"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 e) k- A L. e: a
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?; h; f# _, |' E' d' B' q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. X% w6 }6 M. n( s$ yThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,# U; `1 f) D1 }. j; x& Q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 w! N/ U. L4 a, l. W/ ^"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( Q* z8 G, z! E6 L0 m! f* `) M
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
( \2 f9 H4 g: e z3 [8 Asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
) \# w( a& F$ M- @# s! C: ]( dman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
, ^# q4 T. Y$ s$ O; N+ S. `snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ r# H. d' {1 o/ e* b9 T. ssnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 E; g3 e$ u" p. G3 c; H9 a
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
" Y7 n( L+ q- F) D) TOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
1 H' }2 E' D2 M' fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 D @& n. j/ H K c) e
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# B3 w7 w+ Z2 E9 wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( |7 z: Y3 Y9 ~/ I" \) a& Fsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and8 k% l+ r& y3 \ @
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on S! t& O. w4 l6 a/ l7 R
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.+ c& ?- f/ C! x- j6 I4 K; L
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 f" f3 B! A# |2 u) }6 g
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, A# i8 i4 C1 U; s5 Q! xyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) V ]- K; k$ k/ ^It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; @2 c3 z3 a" Y9 S+ x& K
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go' k$ \* g6 ?5 D; H2 P
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that# S( c- D3 @$ A1 | ]. _
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
' w% W0 a4 F3 d; N+ O, V- k! h7 ncertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) ~% M" l) Y/ L: Z# Q0 G" r3 H5 t% n9 gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( w2 G2 u. r/ M6 m5 L
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) d: ~6 Z# m$ i9 |5 Z8 R/ [And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; @* d$ q- E6 u' f Faccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
( t# F" a1 l% K$ Z$ C7 git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
4 E" e0 E {; N' Simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% Z% G' y1 M. w3 C d( ~5 {* y# h6 `/ d
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
- a! v6 G$ X# \7 ]3 L+ {7 T"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
) r& \+ q7 L1 n: c. Y, nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is1 |" `' c( i/ D8 y, W' O7 ]6 Y
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& P. e- n# ?* `: C q. i
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for2 f6 Y2 f: T0 u# W" u, E1 D R/ p
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
4 t" V4 `; U5 u! L9 tSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.": `; a: H0 q1 v2 x" X
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 u8 _6 V- |% q. C% w9 F% W, R; N
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 h$ W2 @, n9 k$ p/ q
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 d% C3 U7 w i
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,/ |' }# H4 {9 T
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 V# ^+ y9 \5 I
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
0 O9 d1 M' ~* J8 T. B+ `8 Y! U$ jRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" x. l( P3 _, B7 cCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 [8 j. T; R8 G; e! N1 Ythe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
1 k* O z/ F& ~- }% E! zKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( b( F; q2 a2 e; g6 _" [6 y" F, Csay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 x p1 ^- v3 E6 c3 p# _' y5 O) m0 I
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 K+ r4 y j8 F5 p9 {
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You. @! U1 G3 a3 m& C) h0 v# l' A
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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