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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 m6 r6 m# ]' N, u* f7 x' \
6 _3 E2 d$ H% x% S: b! b8 _I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 H& n4 r5 o1 s$ o! [
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
8 Z. d* U' V* z& N# |$ M+ T$ @They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.- I% k5 h5 r7 j# R6 S Y5 B8 D: x
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
1 ^$ w, q( X2 F. Lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% s b9 }. o$ H7 G; f1 {5 q( B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. Z% g. [* Y9 V' n6 twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.9 _* J5 o# {- Q9 \) M
There are some people that are not into all the words. l& c; [. h e& y% j
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' F, e, H( I( f0 j- E+ r5 RThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
& `6 i" f4 z, S5 ]* r) |$ A. A h. Wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ u( u+ w9 B( i/ L. E/ \0 a
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous$ N% M/ T0 }' A5 {. m. X) m# g
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,8 m0 l% j7 F7 M: \% Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% p9 Z! W% [. _4 q' H
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
/ E: G6 i9 {* B' S$ sand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?+ s+ n8 z9 w# _8 c, Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 S1 `; F2 X0 A( K# jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ h( h! V7 r: e* {, Q/ i- Icurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., [! S6 N+ T2 D3 Z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 R }4 z r" ~2 w+ U6 j7 \Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly+ r( b ^4 y- N" _$ y5 K, B
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 D% p: m( q7 b) i0 V/ Y) Wman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ I0 a! v: {) jsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist6 Q1 F0 p. U8 U9 e9 n) ^; v4 A
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,3 F5 N7 _0 h' B0 ?7 s$ }
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
4 Y# S$ t+ C* w& V( `One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does W( S- b& W, X; M6 T
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. m1 D3 X7 y2 y9 o6 x) ~4 t) @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( R9 w* i" a$ `. @! Wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
4 `. |8 t6 M+ T. x+ p5 Osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 L+ Z' R) D; |MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 `- L; n0 T4 d8 n1 Jthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling., a/ q8 |: ~1 F, r; i! f# `7 j
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 ^1 d, B( f# z
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
: r; D* M9 E+ ~: a5 y2 u& Vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 e( q7 l1 _8 E, x3 W tIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
! V9 a. H& t0 K5 ~" Bother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go `# _. W3 X; J0 Q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that9 O- i; r F2 T
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were' r B3 u$ d# F9 q G( X* K
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
+ L5 M/ j2 b9 c' ~+ g2 l0 |6 rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such" P4 b0 e' K( {1 f! k2 L2 O) a
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) z! J4 C0 p. [4 ^' xAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
. U4 l8 J3 e* R$ B' oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" g. \$ r, u2 J+ Q3 ait takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 F F$ D0 @5 Z/ z* r
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to# T! @2 }* l$ H- n0 y- v
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; B' W$ E- c) W" c; T Z! `( R# r
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love9 D; L3 A; O3 \, G& i* p# W2 \' v
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is( ]3 `( X1 }% P9 V" i4 ?) ~ X
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! R# g2 ]) R. N9 UI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for3 ?8 ]( [$ P0 z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
) H6 B* Q0 i& x: x& J! MSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; j9 p: k5 K, n8 p9 k Y4 o
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
4 Q# k& K0 H! X8 U/ ?6 q+ F) kI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
5 ~* ]8 }: P0 |$ vcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. S% o7 \2 h z
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,+ W7 u; o4 e F9 B% ]
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 `! U; |' |. t
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
* s% a, n0 A9 i3 x" ERemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' {& k' f1 d) zCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( L0 R+ `8 d- U! sthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for: N v; f# K: B# W! f
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ j3 i; r+ [# X1 }
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
0 X5 O F! d3 S8 Lthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
5 x( [% Z% A# p" K2 }goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You- Y% x" d" ^8 v+ G; |
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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