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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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5 J7 o5 g) c9 J- ]I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 B% D* J* G1 hI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.9 r& }0 d6 ]( p6 y; V; K
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion." ^+ \- U; D; c. U
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! \2 {9 I. X" w7 W: [! T9 m' i* j3 ^
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 f5 D5 [1 \" Y H5 m% cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) m2 g% f; L: r' L- Q* s' v
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.) K& e! B" `# e+ b
There are some people that are not into all the words.
6 g6 H( I- g& u$ ?1 kThere are some that would have you not use certain words.1 i; X2 m8 {- Y& D3 ^
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 o5 V! n) h: Iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
/ }! x& L+ a! q# d6 v$ L4 z) I399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous @% w& \+ I4 q+ a, t$ e4 b" O1 p
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) @8 r1 I, [+ q. {- Z1 U6 a/ m
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. r9 ?2 y. z7 Q# N6 P9 Y"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 _. }3 p* z9 `+ X2 v# d( F: c
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 B7 ^! c- p6 r' ~: C7 C( [7 l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# m1 b! k6 v4 E. Y4 N- U/ @
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ s4 h' w0 E# K
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; p2 @. D' y2 ^ B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 |# I: }4 H6 i7 j% A( VWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly& ]3 A6 {; L4 m) [" r7 A Z8 E0 q. ~
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- C5 M1 d3 f& |man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
9 H/ k3 |! ?5 ^/ v# nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; G2 U+ W" z7 Y0 l& esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, \; ~" Z# m1 n6 q1 D2 c) F
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just" ~" X4 I- \, q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- J- k4 j/ [+ X1 q7 i
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,# v0 G% p! r4 z2 M
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not4 K% X# L( M! @0 m- T
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
" _- V: j0 c2 l2 D- L/ usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' a y) c# {: L9 D4 vMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
# k. s' V \4 G, G; d& m& K6 Lthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* \/ a* V# p+ z2 I* Y' Y9 V
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
, Y$ m% b5 }7 Q7 Jwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 D% b' n$ k# f! R8 |3 c, ~6 lyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 q& }+ ?( [/ a1 P% Z3 sIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* c0 E/ t& N4 r% Y1 ~other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
6 B+ ?. c% n+ Y# e+ e- Htogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that! d7 _% s2 t/ |% a l4 F0 R/ ~
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; T: g" }: w" e' ?0 C
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
7 k* [( {# h) |0 ^# t+ `3 J7 @4 rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 B' A7 q4 }+ G9 Rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
8 j5 ?: K" {. Z% j/ zAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more% l3 f( b- S3 y3 `9 @9 X1 n r8 P. t
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# M" t- M3 g3 D
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 B8 c. ?) X0 c! `- @: b
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 X. P2 [) e+ O8 N7 i, ?' d. [
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,* P5 w# I7 Y& O' A) z! Z, w- Q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
. G, e. M9 h; P- ]! Wthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! S7 U: }. }5 U
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& {$ H, R- ~* Y; N; o
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ {% g% @% n) T6 |9 _the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,( Z( m3 w; G$ p" u: J. U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% N5 B) @1 H. B/ a$ |So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
% C+ C# e$ f/ j" L. a' L" t4 L) aI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# u& o$ x' t- `6 G1 |
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even6 S2 D* t9 k1 d3 R
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,2 f' D, c; B4 G R' `
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& Z4 y( W0 X" [' ]$ n6 p
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
. \5 D7 }- M/ H- p0 yRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( t5 u9 F8 Z7 E' f m7 D6 ]2 [CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! ]* g# P6 m5 I; ^the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; A7 j; N; L( n' @3 C' T
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't7 L6 d5 y' w; s5 \
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. |# v$ G' T5 ^* o1 x
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
& b4 O3 c1 Z/ o4 igoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You5 w/ g) w% M) T# V! r
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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