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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.9 ?+ C" j) C4 P" L2 t
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
- e9 E# f6 R [% k' D9 DThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- s; j U& u9 V0 IWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( ?" `. |4 ?' H1 j9 nthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) x0 z' C* W. k; V1 C% [, e
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same' J/ s+ ~- v( E# M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
4 j; D/ A( w1 X' @There are some people that are not into all the words.' B k0 i- {: E+ n$ Q! q
There are some that would have you not use certain words.# o- y( W C/ B9 W8 ?
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 75 ^# |! S$ x: {) ?
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.0 g/ r- r6 k* J3 [) O. N
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% h& |& j4 B8 B
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7," Y, R& u8 P& B D( i& {, l
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! s8 B& p3 w" m; Y+ W
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) Z, Y" l5 T) {) A
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# u, ~" X S2 N ^
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"* G3 @3 A, l/ y1 Q+ _
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 w6 N% ]& @- G, T5 W! A
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: Z6 Q" l2 I+ `$ H& f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# _! l* }, k0 n8 X0 N/ ~- I" e8 t
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 l: g/ I8 e: Y4 I: R) gsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- S4 y" Z0 I3 [7 R5 y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a, ^' e( `. \! a$ L. u! y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 W; ]. j9 S, k/ B" osnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: l$ U/ E. t8 o0 G' P ^# G# q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
% Q7 x7 S7 L/ |7 A' ?# gOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. N2 @0 q0 g/ R0 f& {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,7 D7 Y1 ]1 @+ Q8 b2 C! [8 \4 H0 P
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 W9 D& b) M' Z7 w. z4 M
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
% p+ p1 N' P! Z/ ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' @8 w/ S4 o/ ]+ k K I( A$ eMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; Z. ~. S# r+ B( E) W7 [# Ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.' y N, W" S5 R; F* u8 j
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 @- c* e+ [: A1 kwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) f, W1 v7 O2 u8 f$ T1 }5 Byou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ X A U# T$ ]/ {& f. t
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* h1 E* R1 ]& y8 _) b, b
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" ^: d9 R* E8 N5 \6 T6 y& btogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) r6 |2 m! M$ kPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" d9 Q* Y# B% K5 W' t0 R; d) O/ scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
8 L7 w3 M$ n# t$ D% H5 O- Bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such4 } ~( X& S1 D3 P" F) v
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 _9 C9 u; z1 N. k: ~7 h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
z/ N; A* b- @ S4 H# I. paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
0 Z) {0 O0 x* v- rit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' H9 b$ F) w9 n5 J" x2 `
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' H* l7 k: L' O$ b6 \. f; C; z! F2 e- thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
/ ~ q$ E6 n1 K3 U( C' l% c4 D"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love6 A6 y0 Q X6 K& M* C1 k* K. W
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is3 l' z* g3 u' q2 e+ u
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 {; r8 X0 x0 m/ s! V+ A
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 _( U ]6 R6 b" ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* }5 Q! L* B2 v. T0 c
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, E% t5 Z6 c% \7 |+ j, q' hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 F1 q6 O, l8 z6 [! rI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ W3 f( l0 Z9 _3 G+ k9 w C0 F
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
1 F* A9 z# s3 J$ p) p% v3 `5 F( pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 o1 F# x5 B r" q4 A/ Nand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
! a) o0 a: M- C# a: vBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, o( Z/ @' R- C* _Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- f5 E+ s, o/ g0 O# O% r' h" xCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in1 U* u7 n' d3 ]2 u
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
3 U0 _# o1 U( Z6 N3 f: kKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ m* \: d. U) j" z' \say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 ~* a/ \4 ~9 w3 hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, F9 {0 e, A* }, ogoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, X) L1 z6 ?2 j
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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