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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 K( E% i* K% F8 s( J
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! I& S. }1 p/ c" I3 \; G T& C+ ~I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 V( r7 C; R5 a! [: ?$ ?
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.* v3 @4 a- n" m( A
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.9 u( L$ b3 M/ ~) ^ K
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& n& X7 p6 G1 r- e& c
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: c" g- q1 E+ Q H+ I4 H3 g7 V
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ e1 p( }$ J% P1 |
There are some people that are not into all the words.
% V( k5 T/ L8 {* AThere are some that would have you not use certain words.' e6 i; \* C3 J# @! S+ z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
$ g' @# @8 m9 E7 Vof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 p6 }6 ?# ~- _; c& ~' |0 S) C
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous: Z% M9 |# q$ ~* v2 W$ x9 D' z, V. t
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,9 E/ N- I+ G' D' U' Z( h/ |( r b
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?7 ?( p4 B8 \( E x3 u2 _, J) P
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) L7 I2 F3 S* ?1 Y* X+ T7 Z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) C! x% J* f( _+ W/ V7 f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% Z0 R* c6 C( \, r0 M: y4 V
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
1 B5 h) g) v0 t6 wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 `: c1 `5 e( I2 g/ Y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 I8 X6 ~1 [6 _5 a5 dWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& Q, t3 H, c' Ysounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ ?) ~7 g, v0 F, Y* D1 _% @. Lman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
6 l6 ^( b( S' c; U$ bsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 E* H- n! E3 F: s5 V: ^! osnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,) T3 p4 U& ~- W# H; p( B% B4 u$ S
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ v" f! w7 m2 e4 k
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ K$ F9 s( d, Y* p% i
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,7 m6 D7 i8 N7 v9 p
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 P: a. V+ `9 c& ucompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. j6 v8 N& @* w2 K4 I0 usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 I) @5 n- J6 O# C# MMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. W" T. } |: R$ e" }+ cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.- g( `3 M: M+ m% I
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
* b3 o1 G6 ]2 d3 t B* Iwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. Z a1 ?& }/ a
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* d5 @- b: {8 s; k% F! ?6 DIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the- s# r$ C( B M. s7 _4 y
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* t6 L7 A% C) ? otogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# }& T8 C) r2 b/ \( f' w$ r ?$ hPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were" N; W3 w. Z% m: c7 \
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* E. a2 L8 x; t4 @; L
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
% P F0 l9 J6 istupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 J* o& |9 D! X4 ]) b G3 } ]& z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 w7 |" @6 ~$ M; Z0 n3 ~ O, V
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think! Q8 Y$ w5 `/ s6 L+ n, a! S
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
3 A. r" P/ U! R [0 C- k9 B6 @imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 b3 D6 O: \+ _7 ]+ ]3 C) Churt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- p" k7 K; ^2 ~. j4 j5 ~7 I/ V
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ \9 N, k$ \1 g/ f5 h& uthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 j- Z6 U! b; \1 R& R7 Q
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but- P: z/ `7 A- m# d/ ^ n
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
& g: R3 ?" j1 R' \4 vthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 J/ E6 N( u O- ^: ? s
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
R" N% r4 x7 K+ H k! H( sSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. w# |1 Q+ D' R! ^
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 L$ z3 M" G0 |' c
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% c# ?" B0 Z1 l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( X5 w8 B) k' w6 N
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
1 O6 K. y$ P: L4 o2 n1 n; e0 ~7 ]But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
- I5 x6 ], [6 {; H A' ~+ FRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 Q6 ], c4 }8 B. U* H; i/ p
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in+ e& B3 |- r& O0 R, w" ]
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
/ H% U/ `: \: WKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't; S/ p: l/ [; d1 E
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
0 ~1 E3 ], F6 }/ |. c/ E2 b% w5 a/ Ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 ]3 p4 e/ E$ e. R
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You4 K5 E! `3 Q1 e. K) a1 b1 f& a
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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