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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.) e, {% N$ T- A: E
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. ~5 e5 r, ~1 k0 Y+ R* YI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 K) o: Z3 H9 w5 x3 x7 W8 [They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 ~5 U7 m, D! d
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ i( ~4 ?2 ^3 i4 c8 {
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for, J7 [& {& [; P5 ~2 P
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
0 [ j( G' q* u, u( M- J2 kwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; u6 \! q* H' O. D2 ^: t+ o$ E" t
There are some people that are not into all the words. z. o9 q# ~3 n2 f9 ^4 ?
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
; \* U, Y& A; k) ~/ ZThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7" f$ ]9 ^, v2 J( n
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. U' B' g( Z6 n0 }+ @; ?- A8 ]! {; E
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' V* F; L b; X' @8 _* @+ ?to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
6 q/ G2 m- k7 A Y! [" d- wBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* Q- |4 i3 @ D% Z$ V+ o9 E"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
% R) L3 i" `$ `. C1 k4 @and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 }7 s5 }4 P: _$ p, A; E
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 h2 J" \: G6 j+ y) I. r8 |3 b% B
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
! ^3 N# z4 A7 [curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
; `! E$ P/ R8 ]. O4 F8 ^8 H$ _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 N( _* I2 F3 r/ o2 F* V: a
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 w5 x# d! j* W) W$ xsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, G G6 `- S8 _) k4 U
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 o; G: Q$ v! u2 w" t
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
$ i9 e8 H3 w- Csnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- I. N' L- h* ?" @: w# x" y) b7 S u
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; _ h' b/ U/ `0 `+ m4 V8 n: p
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does8 q( R9 ^6 I& {, k- M$ u8 Z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' n, @" Z1 h. G( @but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ U! [. d7 N. W* I$ ~) F) Tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
0 U8 ` ~$ a5 `# D z( p; usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 G3 h! z* Q& `9 ^4 B9 h/ TMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# y; w. W$ Q# K+ y; B0 d3 V
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# I, G2 s3 d. p
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" P3 b$ J, x2 M2 ~+ S# Q o& @$ }; x
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 f1 [: t2 k! {# B% u, }you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 H# D# u0 T6 A: e
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
# L4 ]3 V) m7 _6 yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* i. {' ]. h& b5 n1 _together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: A+ a, E/ w3 \7 d% M _4 T; p' |, V+ {
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" r0 U& B1 L0 H7 A. n8 X1 I# fcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
7 R! T" F" P" r: h0 Jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ r9 v8 c! k$ J( J" astupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", R: e3 v, ^/ w7 l4 a
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! t6 R- S$ ]2 q) {' W2 I( W% `accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) p/ e& q; R& y* W5 b0 g% P: u% jit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! G# b: R' p2 a6 f7 `4 a
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ R& o2 _( m0 f7 [* u- [: w* u) s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 x$ W# }0 ]" f. ~9 A1 ^
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ o. r$ T1 E7 H l( b
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 ^8 y/ L) K. c; I& ?
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ ]+ O! m, j" wI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
h4 m3 R w! I* U9 A, Qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 [( T: {; }5 i5 F0 k9 ^Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ c; i. X( A3 o2 z
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( g. c, L$ n( y1 z8 UI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! F7 j2 M3 f0 ~. W$ @6 Fcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
1 c, h" k9 O5 f9 m3 Iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 ~5 [5 Y L3 h P8 O) ]9 P. }
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.% ?& U& A- g8 }0 H& [ Q$ K9 I: j
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
# I/ s( i' Y$ R) bRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 B, M7 J0 y. M5 m8 G& F5 DCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, \" ^* M0 q5 l$ D: L$ u
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% C8 W& ?4 p; g1 _% |Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ d/ F% j9 k. a4 P. C! m/ u7 `say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 N6 N2 n9 n. q* Zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that6 G* R" ^! B% n; C( q: ]' b7 m
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
' c2 [' ~' A# a$ Kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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