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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ r: P$ O% G6 l0 I! m. sI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) e' A) s ^* \
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.' V. G! c/ y% Z. H
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) m6 p, l, U ^: T( {Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; N/ N) }% _- ~
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& r7 v, j3 T! @* U* v( s" `
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% {1 a" T4 k( o: mwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% F8 y0 o& r- ?6 H- }
There are some people that are not into all the words.
8 O7 ]& O: y( c0 LThere are some that would have you not use certain words.# }0 V( G7 `) X3 V
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, y; O1 ]4 p1 Y; gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- [6 J4 h. x0 _399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 i- ?$ L- O _$ K# z3 t9 z. xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,8 g. z' F- f7 b" X/ @3 q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
: s5 w% l' }5 {! L q' `4 o' }4 K' w$ z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
! F# S7 V* f5 D: aand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?& a" w% K1 H4 r1 h1 R: w% D
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 J# |% Z8 \ i/ }$ TThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,, ~* _: d. `/ K1 {; g% I
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% X( J3 E4 m2 [8 a6 X/ R, G
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 \ f- N. b$ t5 e; w( H8 kWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
- D, L4 ?+ A. ]* @2 F' P# _+ D5 P+ }sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ v0 y) }6 ]; I: _4 K$ M) C: L
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) j2 U2 ]- _5 t
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
9 P% |) N$ G! U, A3 A: z2 c( W! ^snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 x @; a; t3 B% [* L' T# LPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: X* p0 L! ?; h+ v6 G8 ^
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does" I2 x# k! r# S! K' a
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& |) P) [$ g3 f% X4 t' ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" d2 c9 _* q3 X9 z+ Y6 D8 D$ @completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 K! U0 H. Y. j1 x7 @some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and N: J* L0 U* ` T
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 K! X. B- t. [7 p0 G0 `$ Ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ x( N* T8 T. E6 f3 w
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% k, `0 T" s: B% @with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at a% T# M) j6 d2 G6 L2 w. z. d
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 U9 J/ G0 s) ?/ W' o
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 Y7 f2 |& z5 c9 Tother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) w" D3 k1 `) }. Y0 H/ N
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that* }+ ?# E2 V. d1 [
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
+ c0 Z2 c! h f. d m8 kcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, P; \8 K; S7 S/ K$ W
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 u3 u( s" `9 Y) x t, _. ?) ~stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."/ J0 C( w. S: x& Y2 `
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- I& c( f2 @9 l% Q1 T$ `accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 Y0 {& Z# [5 M+ _& C. j
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, D4 _5 W2 B; z$ t! K7 ]8 limprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to3 G7 Q2 ~: q: O4 V3 Z. b
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; l% D* O/ L1 [0 d# Q$ _
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 e3 I2 z* N+ }1 q! N7 \than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 Q" t* p8 g2 w2 E% Ra great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 I# e1 N2 J9 X' U/ P- W4 L
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
- D* U$ r2 {6 zthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ W- F7 i$ f3 B1 V, b7 L
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 @: b$ @( m1 ~: x2 U
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
n) s5 B; `2 f7 LI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
& d1 s k$ h' [. V7 M0 x7 I& O/ Mcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
t R% l1 P- `" }; F5 N# O4 hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,7 f4 _; J" Z2 E$ G1 h/ o9 M' r) Z
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.# q# v: p5 [5 M; a" M; Y8 T
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- ^. K. f$ l/ Q2 I! e% x
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock! `% v3 k" t% p4 K- C. |
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 A# a' P% S7 l8 I% d4 c
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
8 i4 h0 {" r/ }, O/ D4 pKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ D/ Y ?" T8 E3 Dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! Z# l, y! r" c- s' G$ q' fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
3 R# x5 Y5 b9 | c8 Qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You u, V" C% T( }4 [ g
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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