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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A) u9 I: Y: i: N& I& ]& A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,+ P& f3 G. l- |1 H9 R
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> HONEY,
+ G& M* I; @8 c/ Y( k, B> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?3 o3 N1 Y: s( s0 ]2 e0 R/ q4 d8 H
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.2 B. \$ B4 G; [' p1 m& x
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
+ a e. X! Y2 d> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
1 {. s. ]& `9 M9 |> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
- A9 A7 S% U2 A+ w+ f/ ~+ k> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 e- V, s! L8 @2 c+ I5 P0 |5 ?3 @2 [> I DON'T THINK SO.3 y; g0 u# Y0 S2 j' [0 {7 N
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> FINE,0 J; T e1 G% a' Q
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/ X6 Y. X, ?4 B4 F: `0 ~0 v4 |" a> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
% |# U# K! j7 L8 y! F9 N" n7 G> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?' {1 u. Z/ I: y* U8 }
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT# ~ f: g' }; r I" X$ E
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED," _0 j3 n) V: z4 l; S9 p
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
2 C" t' @- E" y* W& Z+ J> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
: ]+ Q y' W1 N" b1 n$ i$ ~> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?9 w; i+ P, ]" |$ n$ n! |4 ]
> I DON'T THINK SO) T5 z% O/ H/ m: i' n) m) k( H
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( i- P' M6 Z0 v/ k R, w> FINE, SHE SAYS
+ a: l% }6 u! G> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
3 L! f& N! t8 U/ M0 @" ^' |> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
5 s) b, g. e4 d* p> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK t4 f7 k! Q& g4 {/ W
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0 k# g7 k1 A- Y2 P/ W" p9 [> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
; g5 |0 I* ?* T; e, W4 u* t> WANT TO FIX STEPS
4 v; j) [8 D/ Y8 J& z6 k> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
8 |( f. p* [! B# |> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. J- M4 D/ }: I [> I DON'T THINK SO
' H6 O1 l( E& [% J) u" p> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.9 i- ?* v& u$ o
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!0 g! a3 y* a, Q
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" a3 ^4 u7 J7 Y; Y/ E- `> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
$ m3 ~ ~$ {( Y7 ?/ K; D+ c8 b> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................; Y5 C' i, C; F5 K
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW. h F' k# A2 {, e& ^. j
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES; A7 O& h% }# y; p% @; Y" z
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES" }- M! o t/ K2 _8 n/ ~) X
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.: R8 u N Y" ]9 U3 ^
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' i3 s q1 [: ^' u; V2 x> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE, Z6 a/ T$ f' w/ B
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. L6 d$ z0 j) K: e. H& @
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES9 o# S% g6 K3 L0 h) g, b+ e
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED./ }3 i! @& [9 L3 r) Q. r/ A
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?+ f9 W1 O& Y' k6 `1 O8 e
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT8 B7 U, R+ @, s
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
) n8 @- ^) s5 `$ {> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
( y$ ^2 k8 p9 r0 v6 |; F( x> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER- B: [$ ?2 R* n7 z, r& D# ]8 R. p
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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`$ Z+ C2 n2 }, i" {. z: n> HE SAID,7 D& G9 a, ?7 H! b" g* \% x
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?2 M( r q& {5 H8 Y& w+ q& r
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> SHE REPLIED,' f" s( Z! o% K: j7 O
> HELLOOOOO..
0 `! V' \" O5 g6 B9 G" O> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN: d5 G6 y6 b1 l/ v( x( d+ b8 z7 k
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
# }) u0 N$ c# ~> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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