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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A$ ^& I/ t2 q0 k) A- @5 \9 X
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, i" r9 {% N; m5 A# W% V
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> HONEY,
- N* X7 v+ P7 l* n$ s/ Q( o5 z> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
+ i" T5 C. M5 j1 J' ^ C, L" k> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.$ g5 v$ U1 D) N) N% W% G! C& X; \2 c
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY," t/ P4 p) [" T v" a% ]8 y
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
1 {$ b" [/ ?4 j> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- M3 O& T; k; h+ {! d
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?( G; A( u& e( l
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
: x! Z. ^3 N* _. ~- C: z- o> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ Y; T( _1 P. _: {> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT7 t4 k6 J* \, ?/ s8 ^8 Z$ Y: M M& E- m% N
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
8 z8 X1 \3 _, z6 y( v1 v+ \> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?! G: R2 F! V, ?9 l: [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE. e1 u0 M8 c3 h- H
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
/ L+ p) L+ e* C> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS' j+ ]5 b' u1 r$ f) Z/ ]* r
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS# R9 A6 b% ]% \ z/ p3 P5 k
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?/ ]7 H" s7 k3 e5 L" V
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
* d: i# \7 V5 n4 ?3 a> WANT TO FIX STEPS6 g" ^" B- e3 l- _! y
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
7 B; | m. H! k* C6 w> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?7 d- {: W" h8 A& j( g
> I DON'T THINK SO
; s; F p9 k- Q% }" B> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.6 ^2 S* P B& v# ^+ C; M$ l3 W
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A; g- x$ w$ e9 [! O. ^) K4 Y& W" R- X
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................- J5 {$ P* L$ \$ o$ P0 i9 t* \
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
9 c6 Q" ^7 q6 \' ]+ ?> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
8 n$ @/ b# f$ w# j; [8 S/ [. M> TO GO HOME
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5 l% X& b- W9 q( w4 m> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
# |, z% g9 w2 ?6 y1 D$ ^: Z% s6 s- J> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.2 V- j; u3 R0 L7 ~/ o9 ~# t$ U
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE2 h: Q( f. |6 w) B: t5 @' l
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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) U2 J6 K2 L& T+ E2 D> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
3 n+ N) [+ k9 J9 w5 X> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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9 a$ R5 W* @9 K; W7 A- t3 r3 `> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
. ~- O$ E3 h4 i> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT" \" |/ f4 d- F9 ~6 S0 n( A- O, X
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
2 X! J" p2 @/ e S- ?1 T+ Z> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.1 \9 p) ?, Y9 i6 C# d6 c
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+ A; ~: u; S v; R; {3 _> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND+ {) X/ W) }3 ~2 A% s, V
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER( ^) p& }1 G! H3 h6 Y
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,- w! o# O8 j6 N; T) o- n) M7 _, Q
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?* T" k3 m g, l% T
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> SHE REPLIED,
6 \1 M7 q$ O1 n3 \9 z+ U( n! v, G> HELLOOOOO..- P, e/ c3 {9 H0 M' V& P# [
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN Q$ @) P2 V! b! o3 V8 U2 a
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
- P7 x! ?& h7 T3 [> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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