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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
. y, f8 R6 Z% D& p% M1 r> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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; d* J3 w& |' s% X |' u7 P; H> HONEY,# E5 P: T6 W1 k. r# F, U) r( Q+ F
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?$ @- ^; h5 [1 S% q# u: B
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,, E9 H A/ K; A- f2 H9 x
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?7 T- G. R6 I$ y! O' E, ~
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.+ O# I% T& |+ o0 k: o, Q" ?
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) |) z. P5 S7 E& A& K( b> FINE,! e( ^+ p3 W+ {, s- O( q* I
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+ S9 b5 q, [1 I, I/ R4 u! a. j0 g> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
# m, a" h( k5 \8 k3 z+ V; ]$ Y. f* S> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; d. G( _( E4 e G) Y> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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+ Z, ?7 X9 @& u) [> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,2 w7 J' M6 h" K
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
% c/ u3 K e9 {0 y8 F> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO u8 j G9 s: S( s
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2 o* E' o. @& }' h) t> FINE, SHE SAYS! Z. _# x; L# o4 L: T
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS' k4 j; y& T( n# n$ L8 L
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
; b9 @* u1 }6 K: k4 {5 k4 B> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK, z! R, m' F2 t- V* M5 d: h3 @
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- F }8 [& c& i' t> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
) {+ {$ t! z1 k, c& E0 b> WANT TO FIX STEPS+ T4 k. F; h! {
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- H; k. A8 n) O, i2 m
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
. d2 Z5 p- f3 F4 I9 J> I DON'T THINK SO9 c9 {. H3 {- }# k& |" o
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.6 O$ m4 ?! c. I
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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" p' @' \( F+ F7 u u& d4 }' i> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
8 X. t. q- d7 E; J> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW7 `1 r/ c- i7 s6 P! M3 b
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES* D, M. u; h; ]+ ]9 R, z: D( J7 b2 f
> TO GO HOME$ l F( S0 a1 g; M0 |' D
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$ I- H V8 F% U9 k> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES- M* Z) T! P1 L& M3 E
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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. Y, D4 m. F* ]( o6 j2 n \" V> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE0 o; r& S) T4 G
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING8 e E2 c: M, [* a( R% Q/ V' b
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; T8 f" ]# P7 Z! X o" Z> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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; h( Z+ L; o3 ^% S> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
( ~/ O- B$ p/ N2 Y! I0 o> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT: q4 G4 [# t$ D1 I0 @# n
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME/ r/ S; i% d6 M4 B- ~/ I
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.# T) I6 Y1 N+ v$ z. ], y* c
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND B- o6 W+ y# G4 A4 L, H1 r1 W
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER: A$ g' ~* l+ ~2 p' G/ U
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE./ G, I+ V" `3 Q" {& i, L1 K
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: J4 L0 u& x: e> HE SAID,& Y% b0 ~% u( @. o5 f4 D
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,0 ^* T) ?. i* z9 S& S
> HELLOOOOO.." j1 Y/ ~/ S8 L) F* C1 P
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN4 d: J6 }" _# I( {2 ?
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
" w2 f7 K; p- t# i> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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