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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A0 F5 O) ]" j; O, Q8 c* j% H
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,% e; q) ?8 B( O" w
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> HONEY,
! E l" |% M: S: H> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?' ~" A) w8 j* ^! q
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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: b9 T, m2 r6 H( M, K1 F J> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,. d/ D3 O: a2 D7 v; s/ ~$ b; B
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
* \: u8 C! |: m> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
' Q/ H1 X4 @# E, n7 ]> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?& Y. W1 e1 a% N2 j) Q8 e* S% W O
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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5 D& n1 U0 L5 o% V; ?- \; `, u> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
{% W! I, M1 ~> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
& x7 M, O m7 L> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,! w0 k$ E, @' f. ~
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?/ t1 D. g$ @1 o
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE* S" ?: p9 ` [! @0 g
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ q8 V2 Z) ?# i5 K. J* D3 m& E+ z0 c> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
0 U3 [8 b' C& K! L> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS2 O, K2 e3 s6 H+ S& y2 B
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?) a; q- [. [9 N# Z+ J! f6 b4 F
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK% {# s3 _2 q) k: f
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T/ C) N: R7 i3 Y8 R' r4 F
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
+ [8 r5 L8 Q2 `> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE* C, V% n- q0 n G. T+ M
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
n& e" n, s# ^: N* S> I DON'T THINK SO
# Z6 s9 I8 @9 ^2 Q* I& m> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. a% F, d2 _8 Y
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!& X: [, ~5 Q' m! n
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1 k, A. V& O" {; V1 D2 ? X> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A# ^% k1 {# _4 }/ C3 }
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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# g7 x! S, I% a" e! u( C6 j> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW, l, t4 k2 v, O+ p+ J5 w& s8 R
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES* Y, }; P* G5 }4 m+ r" V) z
> TO GO HOME
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; h& G# [4 l. o( c7 F" A9 X8 R> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
+ u, H6 ^1 u$ B5 d; E: }! Q7 D> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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# t& d( W9 s9 V' ~: h> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
( k/ l$ q0 L! C g0 H% L# c> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING/ S- H7 ]- S6 q4 M) b
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( O/ x2 {# D; Q# _1 w8 ]# o# s' P; |> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
$ d0 ?! g+ C6 x% k> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED./ |) i. n; P* [9 l$ o/ K0 E v
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?9 b' @ w3 P, B; C, V$ n# U
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT$ a- e$ J% @( `, `6 n8 x5 J
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.( Y& U0 N& M: u+ V# T+ u
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME5 U/ z4 J! Q/ O8 N
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND% I. o. H: r$ V7 l
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
' Q; x9 X5 f7 s, T# \! G, o> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.1 _7 G- b/ |5 i( p6 W$ l) t
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' @8 E! m* `. k& F% A3 J3 {> HE SAID,3 b; J) k* w; y# a# q% _3 }
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?' j' ~4 f& ~2 K! p6 H
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN- U7 X t+ _7 [. r6 b* Z$ T( D7 W
> ON MY FOREHEAD?8 @- u' s0 g4 \5 D, b
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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