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& }8 ?, ?; U3 T" M; V. j, e: yA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
7 b3 _, o. j; y4 ^( m5 Slittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.2 e6 L+ T, |" u5 P3 |2 m
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, D. L' B/ ]* \We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.1 c$ R4 f4 T0 A! a1 I- j
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4 V% ?$ I+ Y( c( f! `7 l( `The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' z y5 Y9 J) F: d1 @' a
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.) @9 a5 C% ?+ e" y8 v/ N4 V
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.* U1 @; {; S, {. W. p# k
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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9 _' k( r6 x" E6 |( o" TThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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3 l. n2 E0 O1 }- g7 a2 x' E b: t# m'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
+ m3 ]( Z: q0 o; F" R0 o" y& P* YWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'3 H% A9 Z6 M8 _3 t8 f3 s! J
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