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8 D+ X2 P) w+ S3 V( A% W% IA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
+ X a* K" D( } I# g% ] R3 ulittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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3 T' j- X L8 n$ U/ m [7 N! iThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
- P2 g/ M1 ? A& D9 ~- LThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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/ @/ Y* o* i: G! n0 Z% M# w6 V The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
$ F% M4 [$ _% O7 N* ?The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.. l. z0 {, O2 ?0 K! F' K
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! $ C4 h2 ?) ^$ k, q
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