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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.9 P0 D; _# M9 ^2 S1 @4 p$ H
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a; {3 Z) g- j' M
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.3 p% D! ]$ I* M! i" A7 F! e
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+ d5 U% v8 H5 T) p* dWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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' W5 E+ y- L* ^The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.* @7 o& x9 P; O; E
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.3 F c5 F$ V! ]/ R- j7 {
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
% ?& y1 c5 |8 vThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'" B, F' a. p1 k) U$ }
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, w6 F! p1 e$ @! Q0 i4 z1 qThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'* [$ B$ o& O) N U1 e+ s
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! . E2 K% a4 J* p# V) k. M2 k
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'& U/ D% C# C Q9 v% P9 ?
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