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6 d0 } m4 o9 A: E$ VA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
. _! C7 S/ t. ~* |little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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: u2 K. o; O ?1 R( n7 VWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.. w5 d' e4 E6 k; n7 c! b; b6 J
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# _& o5 @. F n' ^The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.; _! b- F) y+ n4 l/ j
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.# J& V9 H' R* D
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
5 D/ ?) @7 J& RThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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2 d) C) ^" m) R9 F* g; q, i1 d* ]'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 j, O' t$ G9 o
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; l: \ v% T# x3 H& z'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
/ M, v, G' |' w- A6 ?$ m- RWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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