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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.. f2 m$ p. K0 `" o3 X3 T6 k: b) l
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
2 B6 Y B/ A V9 u. Alittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.+ V9 W( D3 S$ n6 P! p* P
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 G# R5 S8 R% q, K, M
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1 t* c% K4 Y% Z4 H* BThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' |# r& ?# Z C; T' m
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.7 O& ~( R* Y/ b4 c/ U3 n8 C4 l
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.0 W8 p( Q) |1 w# _1 s4 d
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'. F( o! Z/ H7 x4 L9 b7 P
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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O9 o# w3 |+ K7 X'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.- o- p% ?7 ?# L7 Z6 _3 {' N
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! + [2 }4 T C$ h4 o& t0 O! Y* ]& K, Z
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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