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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days." e0 ~% z! r2 v. g9 q7 S1 V
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a! g z$ H: b9 f* }
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'." A) Z5 t; `* w( h$ t8 {. \' U
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' p5 G. J g+ m. S
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. |$ u3 f* T" J& h# O9 X$ a
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5 h# a! Z5 c9 a" n The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
$ F; p/ W) d* S: l, XThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'5 l* R* e0 x5 k7 x+ H
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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: j. @4 W) e- ? a0 D'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.) y+ G" {' N0 C. U) D7 h
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : \6 W9 c0 R$ y4 t+ e3 [' ]' I. |. Y
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