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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. n; w6 R9 |9 s2 g w9 b
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) n% c0 M C' y0 M& WThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a( `* t( ?# v4 \. x Q9 x5 n
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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1 F! Y+ u: v6 b- ?% h: G5 H9 d4 FWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.* R" ^! m. E0 E$ b# H
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
/ @! ^/ ~1 a% ?" h. A! F1 n3 }The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.. Q. g, c1 Y! {3 P
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
* N! F9 \& o. O% n5 R! D7 z5 nThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'' K8 f% ^6 ?$ H* {' a
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' U& u2 ~3 x5 l; F0 wThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.3 {, r g% Y4 s, C8 L% K" R( k$ t9 Z
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! , r* j* o# S5 R. q ?
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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