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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
( D% ?- j3 N$ e) \8 VShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
$ M+ x8 g" S8 o+ E( u% FThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ) f; T! M' K6 o
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ! p, G; R& q% H
/ S6 C3 |, E1 h& S1 V/ L# i# QWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - R8 p2 O* F+ z4 `5 { m% P; Q
8 K5 _2 y& Y2 w) y% cThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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: z2 w8 D$ q6 I/ g, R6 NFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 5 p8 h& ? E7 f
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. , j6 ~2 {/ n# m- U) o1 i5 a
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ; |) s6 i5 s- r5 u8 Q
( w: ]* P/ K5 o5 Q0 m; {So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! ' _2 W1 i: F; q* _8 o
2 I O& }) Y$ v/ S* Y ?& s8 lFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. / o; S2 l; }6 @1 G4 F
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 3 o0 ~" [' n( J6 B) D
- v2 o0 p, S; eThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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! Y, {. u7 a, _ ?2 A3 DSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. , ]8 i7 b5 ]/ t1 Z4 m6 }
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 5 N5 f3 ~+ `. m5 k* v) Q
9 y {% b+ x! f4 nMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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; t Q1 ~% k, i; m; w* D4 e: wMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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& [, Z3 h" E( F% z! l* \4 {" dLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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