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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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* Y* Q1 i+ F. xThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
" ~- z& c' D, \# [1 jThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 6 I5 w$ s3 J, E5 \( k6 ?. |
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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$ g4 r! T# T J3 y; \0 HFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 1 E! X4 X* G5 J. o
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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/ d* v7 ^" t8 P) HThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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# w( m. H- x0 c" q( [For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. - [. o; {$ S% L& H" X4 p; K
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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5 H6 n6 ^; Z3 Y6 Q, Z. ]$ iThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' # S$ c* i" V. T }0 E
6 u, I, `( \# [: V6 I0 M, Z( [* ~So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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6 L2 F" `' \) |; E* {Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. + m+ P! ~/ v! @+ E
! u& \& ] I& i! \ ~8 @6 WMale readers : Please scroll down. . b: L1 h, R' {
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ! _9 _; S; [2 n0 \
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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* o# v( Y K( I9 w, { rLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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