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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
% x+ j% q* i$ \- AShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
3 i0 \7 H5 w0 eThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' & U- E4 S- S5 K) e% P. B8 n( k
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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2 P u3 K6 L# m& L P% q3 YWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 8 c' u5 ^! A; K" G# J8 a) A
7 ~- p3 k% w/ n0 K. {' IThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 2 @, _1 \: }0 I
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 7 Z! C- w7 E) d6 u, U
7 R; X/ F. L5 M/ F$ }; p+ A) NSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 3 p9 A/ |/ e4 a& w, w1 P: O
5 @- `) m* { b# f+ I0 }For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. - D2 V& \# P; Y+ x3 }
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 9 O! K4 H, F4 H/ W' x( d
! ~- k" x: z+ i7 D9 O* [' xThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' + @; F1 x8 w8 d4 g2 `
; j3 @. P' @* E; v% a7 G! cSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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/ W/ l: A# s" g& c& wMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. . b. E$ S; w. l5 R2 p" r
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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' [! {5 Y2 i4 u: [; JMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 1 e, g6 m' l# F! ^* q+ j; t5 {( k
* l, a; W2 Z2 L* r/ t3 f& WPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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