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Canadian idiot& j$ \) x7 B/ q. a- b
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 j6 n) b0 k Q# b: y/ ?! pDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' T. S0 ?6 C% a& ]And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
$ N# O% j( O0 dI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed; N: A; C" [9 a1 ]0 Q
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They all live on donuts and moose meat9 M( j% F5 z. q) g8 c. B: e$ Z& J
And they leave the house without packing heat
: m4 s2 m9 h! Q% h0 o: A; ^Never even bring their guns to the mall
: F `& }" Z; N! {' H6 [0 b6 QAnd you know what else is too funny?
) o/ } U- C6 }" D% {6 d" WTheir stupid Monopoly money/ q7 }3 x( K- Q+ c* v" Q9 p; L' g5 `
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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% d1 ] x& g( |Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export1 p9 b& @( l% y" c' Y, }1 d# r" j- b& A, O
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
, |& Y# C4 a! H1 [; b( @2 MThey think their silly accent is so cute
$ t' h! h$ P& ^2 l6 X* W* RCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot- J2 L( @) l' C7 w4 D7 b
1 w, t v( h# T/ dSure, they've got their national healthcare$ Y' z1 Q* X: F; P# l# ]
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air& a7 m) R: T& B7 {; m6 z1 T
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ K( H. j- s; i. k6 @
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
* Q3 V' B7 T& O! R% {7 s" E% |And dream of drivin' a Zamboni- \" C, [4 b& d q5 K4 y
All over Saskatchewan1 J+ j8 R" S5 W, F
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" R2 e9 W1 c7 P- c# b' g$ ewont figure out the temperature in Celsius
* G2 q" D2 o$ d G9 c3 D `& a- HSee the map, they're hovering right over us9 J" a$ [; _2 I" W/ T$ H1 ]" a
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous# d1 z$ L R; i; [3 I
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Always hear the same kind of story
6 t; O6 k4 w9 ]$ J' yBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
$ `% y1 C' x, N1 e2 KTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
( C6 C4 T0 @ d+ vIt's gotta mean they're all up to something, }) \/ d. K5 J; C6 b Z/ {5 N
So quick, before they see it coming" ]( w1 Y* T5 |2 Q: k4 ]
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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