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Canadian idiot; M. o6 T+ V4 I' u* m! n- |# Z
6 u; B$ h/ { ]0 L9 LDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
; }( ]" p. N# F3 x CDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
|! ~; i; x. @And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
# y, n1 i6 L; s# J0 bI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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+ r6 y: l, N% h. l) C2 M0 f9 \$ ~They all live on donuts and moose meat
9 p. p0 {) ]0 {& x: x; ^$ r( LAnd they leave the house without packing heat
3 @/ A) \6 ]9 `* \# t# MNever even bring their guns to the mall& ^6 U: K7 N# `$ [; H( o
And you know what else is too funny?
( a& U3 Y' u& g. z) o/ ^Their stupid Monopoly money
1 y# d! l" o8 [$ Z$ I5 ~1 bCan't take 'em seriously at all
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4 f4 n% I3 G5 d+ b0 Q& z; KWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# y. D& o( W# T* c5 a7 [They treat curling just like it's a real sport7 R, G) l8 \ q1 P: n& x
They think their silly accent is so cute) _% ], J' B5 j$ N# g% h
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare! Q7 y4 |7 ~9 X- e
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air2 F f2 ]/ ?+ A1 b+ f
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
% Z+ G+ l. g3 Z- i+ G; Y' q. SEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
7 {/ P* ~% [2 Q4 c2 A/ d! J5 `# dAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni+ z- h& S# A, K5 e$ e3 G
All over Saskatchewan
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- u1 d8 C( s& j6 M7 u7 P4 I6 p6 t( X* f- jDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 q4 Z* v `0 q- x
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius7 @) F# P+ l3 v$ @$ _$ P' O
See the map, they're hovering right over us
* Z8 M n0 ?8 mTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
* D: A7 `, L* z5 jBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!") z. Z e2 m, Q, ?
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
: t3 G/ V, g$ M( k8 y4 o; A! MIt's gotta mean they're all up to something/ }* h! L3 n4 i9 w% z- k
So quick, before they see it coming6 r. _! d+ z( i/ O+ b
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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