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Canadian idiot+ h/ E8 z9 y5 I, G
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot" r% Q2 Y! W$ E/ k3 M1 ~
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
4 V& q/ _% _' ~3 NAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# i% {) L9 d6 ?- P
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat# V p5 {; o% f" k
And they leave the house without packing heat5 p( y7 M- n; S/ u
Never even bring their guns to the mall* K: Z: f- m4 D0 I! t( ^
And you know what else is too funny?& X& Z$ T+ Q$ y# e" Q, s* u
Their stupid Monopoly money
4 G @1 x i- F0 S8 kCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
7 N4 V! Y ], t& v& ?6 o& @, DThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
- M. s, g8 Q9 G5 R& M' P+ m) X) |They think their silly accent is so cute
) K1 H3 O4 N( z7 f' I9 K* G# P; @Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare/ X, Z0 a( e6 E; n/ b- [$ f
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air( e0 v3 {, z: i2 f$ K
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion0 s+ S' _1 X. z
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
4 C% @6 t$ ?2 n" B; N3 ^5 qAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni; X( ^& a- }6 E, { C$ v% i
All over Saskatchewan7 w* g1 b' @& M
; N+ {( |, q% R' c% w4 x6 ~Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& c9 w% i( i4 B: q0 }wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
. w1 {+ V- k+ S- i2 Z% {2 pSee the map, they're hovering right over us
; E; A$ @2 m4 p M! g& b6 c* ?* oTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous# |6 i' Y: W5 X9 I- n L
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Always hear the same kind of story! y3 U5 r) |. i
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"9 G/ ?% }* l% c9 b1 P9 G
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- \3 G2 w* f [- d6 `6 T1 aIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
, D" v2 o5 o2 U: K0 i& i/ mSo quick, before they see it coming
% N9 {; [( H& D. B) h9 jTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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