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0 N2 O& p) R( ~2 `Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 A/ v3 r# I& d& {& ` _
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut$ ]3 D2 F8 n: J( R
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
! n! Z. a6 t+ c) j0 kI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 y( D6 M+ A1 @4 M
- @3 T: d4 h% F; N1 |' n+ WThey all live on donuts and moose meat
; W, N2 i' h' v$ q! L, @9 o% q( |And they leave the house without packing heat+ t" U' F& h5 P6 V" m
Never even bring their guns to the mall
& f" c, O3 c( p B/ ~6 u- o! ^* nAnd you know what else is too funny?
2 B4 C& Z) ~) k. t* U4 u( m! Y9 WTheir stupid Monopoly money
. Z7 Y1 c$ _: k* F7 FCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export% C/ Y* X) i2 a# @7 H' c# J
They treat curling just like it's a real sport" k( `1 ?. |! d1 a
They think their silly accent is so cute, X2 }) n; k: `1 b, u, l
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
% Y& o9 s( m+ b( O2 n7 _) Z+ cCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
' s3 U: P4 r3 h" cThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion% U4 t3 f( o, s, t6 n6 A: p( t) r
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni/ W3 y4 Z, s# B0 e; x6 V
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni9 A2 _7 T/ f# V& R, P2 c
All over Saskatchewan" `9 s" K+ T, h. d* Z: f
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot% S: `' \* d6 r. G
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius# ~ m( {( a8 d4 d# u) q4 f
See the map, they're hovering right over us+ Y) U" K" [& r( k# w' W X% w
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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! w- d* m j4 u8 O KAlways hear the same kind of story0 A K3 ?% W# ^/ e m
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
' z% G' S9 `" H3 Z0 ^% ITell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- n- L" W* f2 yIt's gotta mean they're all up to something/ {% E* d+ R) M/ x
So quick, before they see it coming. v$ h6 F0 T" `7 C) m6 b2 p
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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