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Canadian idiot
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) W0 q4 j3 h4 }Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 |* U( c. O5 D! @4 k$ k. `Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
2 Z1 V/ v' J' h! E+ i: N; @$ QAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?/ ?' @1 Z I6 S% H
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed/ ?$ t0 f# O- y( |/ j
6 v' `1 w% V! ]& `5 z* h C! lThey all live on donuts and moose meat
, O4 n+ @% L Z2 xAnd they leave the house without packing heat+ ]+ y8 x. i' [* m2 M
Never even bring their guns to the mall1 D1 D5 q) C4 a& G5 B: ~
And you know what else is too funny?
- ?8 `) N; [% B7 E! z \Their stupid Monopoly money
# H$ q6 r: b% z6 I4 w8 e1 dCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export3 k) G7 h0 a0 D, k7 Q
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
( E& [! A( D$ U- J1 X" J9 k9 BThey think their silly accent is so cute
$ s4 @7 @6 O1 h) @1 D) ~, XCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot! ]6 O% Z6 X% m) P5 E6 J/ }
' Y8 b1 S4 q& p' [* JSure, they've got their national healthcare( D# z* Y# X0 K$ h! [
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
5 i: Z5 D" _4 E1 S0 s' NThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion6 [# d. X0 ~" [3 ?
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
: z1 w. j$ Z$ Y4 [' IAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
7 B, E7 q2 x+ y! _2 XAll over Saskatchewan3 f( i( n/ p' s9 T
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 F" I1 c* c# b, ]' k9 R f9 ^
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
* e5 w7 v1 d9 a% i- ESee the map, they're hovering right over us
4 i1 [- J: u! X/ B$ w7 Z8 l G! aTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
$ P( d9 Q) B& J; Y. QBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"5 S' { p$ M. Z) a& I% Y) R
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?* H0 `5 E2 ?( F9 a
It's gotta mean they're all up to something3 M* }9 ?* B; `- t. Z
So quick, before they see it coming
( O( _# P6 }9 B r' JTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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