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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol' F4 o6 V! i. n O, E" d% W1 K. ?6 T
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3 A- k* Y: w) qThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. i2 h. G! g, W" P' Y2 @ [
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 g6 n! f2 u% ~( w% P
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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! y; v8 {6 O% A7 [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( Z3 G6 C+ }. V' v* [8 f
! U+ W, A* w% m0 x$ J! _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 s$ ~/ D/ X: r
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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/ x+ f( x( v# _6 {. o H- f8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& h1 W* L, }' Z/ W
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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$ l: y, Q! s% Q K2 K6 N9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose. j) B: v) j, i/ ~; T
% e, D/ j* R! ^ }9 ?10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 p e* n% X0 e7 ^# w
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# H1 z# p5 h3 n3 i
1 [: ^6 j/ Q6 ?7 }13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!4 [% i- u, _, n) n6 _8 M' ^! I
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!: a, R: u" F8 T" w) A
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- @) h& ^% r) `, c/ X8 H15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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