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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 P6 q6 d! a5 [% j: x7 {
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+ j7 z7 h# H4 g# N- ?# D, aThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking./ F* k, l; U3 `4 I5 g2 j
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 _: ]$ Q8 C5 }. m* j
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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! G$ W2 S/ e2 K5 X4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ v0 U1 G% o# r4 Z- T
9 G P' |$ w+ `* r0 a C; w5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area) P" Y: s/ R& h, t) z' G9 S$ C
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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; V$ ?& x: s! F& m8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) a9 v2 u9 {0 L' z% R
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'1 J N) i$ F5 k. \9 B
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# J. r, r0 k2 |# e I1 L
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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8 M/ H1 \, G) [$ u6 e11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.) F7 Z1 y$ S4 u; O8 J! ~/ ?6 d
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!$ T2 R# Y8 N! l' O7 l/ l+ h
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