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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 ^6 K( c" y. b" o
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% Z" D6 r9 X# T* g% X. vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:& D7 S9 j: a; _6 P
5 o0 q# ^: x3 \8 t1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 j4 w6 i. l! w6 a0 C. o5 u* o! u
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' U3 ~% [0 r8 F# u5 S! J8 _2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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) L! Z9 S( i b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! r. C. z. D" n' {3 L4 j/ I) Q
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! { Z) _: r1 Z
+ P, n$ D _) P5 \8 L" U' [: q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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|5 k, p+ N3 E6 A1 d' ?. e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area- q0 ]6 z& _4 e7 |9 S
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8 l3 K; c5 F' G* C7 T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 N3 q x7 ~- N. _8 O
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'/ R+ J% v t6 V! n/ e4 [8 G8 M, j% Q* Z. F
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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* @- Y+ V5 p1 A, b; I- [10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., Q8 C" l$ _. z4 b& f" s% x
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( d3 B# ~9 g$ B* @; d% {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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J% ?: k" Q6 `13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 c/ q# l; T3 v/ [! l7 a
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" `$ n2 K1 }3 c6 G
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9 x1 \: u6 ~( R B6 _- u; h& R15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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