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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" U6 R% F7 f( k/ x; |7 Q
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:" b6 |4 w+ T) B/ q/ L6 c* r
" M3 u5 w6 I+ U9 [* y- J3 b3 l1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking., D& U& E B5 H3 ~2 e
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& U3 }$ f5 z8 {- _/ O6 o" @2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. W) @, c* }1 |. e7 \- u
6 @3 K p2 z6 o1 k3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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9 w( o& ]6 [$ z, }2 [7 V. J; m2 D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.% M/ R2 c; r0 I: G
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 V! g0 _5 T3 o* n1 t) l
0 g L# t* r# C3 r/ ^# _; o10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! D7 _5 x' v* k. M3 o( i
# x+ R/ n% p3 x6 h% F11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 s. h! S. U! V5 ~0 H2 y! H
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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0 U5 S- y+ e& B* _1 j1 @8 O+ Z1 X: }And; last, but not least!)
; F" m4 \4 V/ D/ |/ T* t! r4 \15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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