God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
8 V# ^* m. w5 m4 p  H9 I: Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

, v7 y# h1 y4 `4 K) F2 TThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
2 c6 ^+ ^( R' d3 t" m& o9 K- JI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ h$ K' H) b9 D- K$ t3 o  |It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% C/ o0 o$ b1 n$ k% D8 s) A9 M# bprofessor was out cold.
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# [% I2 `3 J7 u, z6 pThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
2 _4 s8 d7 ~$ G1 A/ i3 nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.
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# C) B5 u" {& v& |# RThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 O4 o$ J  \5 f2 k. |/ dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
' D+ }3 t! k2 k3 b8 o3 l$ KThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
* h: r" s" }6 r8 S/ J( hOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
1 g; k& v' t9 Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 o1 _7 `" @; P$ C; w, yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
+ E  b! e. \: V- o8 }# Dso true...

yayoyeyu

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