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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you# n. q9 `! E8 a
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 7 W4 d# q; G+ f: [7 H" K. v' T
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 W F8 i8 r+ s' w2 C" t0 r
: s0 E5 r1 `8 R( L: @& [Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ O' y1 \7 T* ~! r9 LI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 Q& [+ A1 I0 n: }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. g2 J: u2 G5 I0 p8 Y' I
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ h; H _8 ?9 |# G8 U$ |
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
+ l. ~/ z. s7 h4 d/ t/ ]professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,8 K- H; q; c+ x4 m
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" p+ o) B* R( z; O1 |
sat there looking on in silence. $ ]- O, Y4 {5 S# d# d0 q
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 D- ?" S7 E7 c1 D/ ]$ Z6 pat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
5 i( R- K J1 Wwith you? Why did you do that?': D7 W% C* L# T Z
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 6 o# t! d1 [7 C5 [ a6 {
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your% E4 w1 C* c$ u
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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