God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. G- ]! x& z! H1 u0 oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

7 E4 V8 q$ R% c9 PThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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8 g' T$ L) o( H& ~+ l2 gTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( `) L9 R% v9 d. r  bI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
; w. E) C; f8 {in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* K" |" U' o  K4 Pcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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3 K6 p- a* J& E8 h$ p! cThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" r+ j! I6 [6 N$ Ysilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# u* O  s! I# W. \8 s! Osat there looking on in silence.

, O# ~: S# g2 y4 @6 G: e0 TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' n' k1 e! ^" [8 M; B/ C4 s: iwith you? Why did you do that?'
% B4 \2 s* l8 R* B' Z" fThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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: W) P, ^& J, X5 N; zCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
1 {  G4 t9 M& a! Z6 G$ n+ OOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
7 {: s/ u# Y" y5 o3 @# ^3 j2 a0 o9 care real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
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yayoyeyu

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