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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
! K, c- v5 v" B% q0 _8 P! Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* V: J* R" M! E8 S' A9 Qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' & t% @+ ~0 C( X* t0 H3 m& @) G* T
' l. u9 K0 @/ b0 K6 yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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+ v" d+ _2 M/ C0 w% LTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
, E* Y; n% N. E5 P% cI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
% T+ X) k- l& m0 x+ sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ k, n0 A7 Q$ C" Y% \
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and9 T0 m# J4 d( Y& x
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
% l# w# k9 @2 ]: Z* q( j0 zprofessor was out cold.5 ~2 Q# O. f/ p2 ], J8 o! T
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; I# X. X l' fsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% J6 J4 B/ V; Q7 `! m
sat there looking on in silence. 1 m7 @1 B4 s. u$ ?& k- w
7 w! a# \# O+ L! v% Z, rThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked/ \- e z+ H2 n2 g1 Y+ ]% A
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter, N: z: b- b! v
with you? Why did you do that?'3 o2 L, y) L, N" C; D7 y! D; T1 j3 y9 g
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# v3 y% u; n3 y5 u; N9 aCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ {3 r' Q* J' t: x, bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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