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( o: y" j! q- u. t# j- e; dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
! F8 T t8 Y6 k- ?9 nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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/ A: }( B3 G, `9 u6 u" K/ R6 HThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
; g/ Q6 H$ f0 h% r7 \4 {5 ]+ BI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 C3 {& [- A- q6 t- rIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. P) B, s; p4 H) Q; ^- R
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
% |, h$ y' G+ t9 I2 r a6 N, P) [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The% ~( `- S. i# e9 u+ P
professor was out cold.- Y+ ]* x/ {* ?' `/ K, j5 Y
0 P6 J% f+ Z* FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
! t2 ~1 X* D* b8 k4 @. Hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and% J* o& |7 v; U& r& k
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked! d t; r+ |4 p# `# e. c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 v! L5 q4 g% j L8 K. \9 Hwith you? Why did you do that?'5 A& l1 s" |8 ^5 X Q: f3 c
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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* T; Z/ ~$ p# v7 k/ n3 qCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 m: Z4 c) b5 f {1 I3 ~6 Y/ {# Bright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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