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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) F" A7 y% S9 t$ ?( Nlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. n; M9 x# l  N2 U9 V3 r1 N( \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ( o  y8 Q  L& m

. N# i. w& u1 c3 ?2 {& T  XThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.  @- ^: d- I1 T- Z' G3 h0 j: Z
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here+ S* }) E  b1 o! C
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 6 y4 q5 h6 c9 O: i  m0 e# D
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier# K+ F: ]  k7 L8 I0 y% a
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and/ o$ \( C+ D; i+ l8 N# t
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The& z8 q0 u$ I1 R  [7 ~& A
professor was out cold.5 X5 @$ k, V/ x* x9 o
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- o: v0 i! x5 j
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and. E6 b' B# i& T2 E! b1 S# f2 E% Y( W
sat there looking on in silence. 7 n/ y& i8 ^  i4 d, O

* R+ l0 F& o. H5 t  }The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 @1 ]- w6 W  V! U, s; kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 L) p# R  [5 x& L/ Uwith you? Why did you do that?'9 r* `$ o* I9 k* X7 q
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your  \& E( t5 M  S  c, p' s& d+ v, g. Z
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 & r" n* \9 P: s
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( P# |! d' G' H& V& D# ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 e' ^5 b7 _  Q0 Yare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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  z! f3 m  u3 z% _4 L7 K下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
  {" i: }. p8 F/ F/ d/ R3 l% r5 x6 F3 Sso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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