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6 J+ D7 G4 W" G6 c' k4 Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you) N7 ]; U$ r: O2 g7 B1 ?6 W( e
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 4 Q h9 V6 h) d, ~8 N2 e+ m
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.' @# W0 d" h* o9 e
* ]* E/ b" C. B- q3 c1 j0 h+ |Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
3 a# ]5 T" d. sI am, God. I'm still waiting.' + [% P6 B) {' A5 j
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
, w/ |" x& Y6 \ r6 Cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and, g# Q& s! I" f2 H. ]' Z" q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
" J- ^: R6 B: C2 m5 n/ xprofessor was out cold.1 Z5 h" U/ |. K+ i1 J/ P
9 S; H8 {8 _& M0 G9 `The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
+ Y9 [: i. v5 B, j4 G& s9 ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 u4 ^( v' Q3 }# L' F
sat there looking on in silence. " \6 z- p4 ^# Z2 C
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) i' U3 Q4 G; i' S
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter+ F$ h# I4 k5 k1 _; i
with you? Why did you do that?'
0 ?1 ^& z4 w2 h5 G3 D' X* QThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your4 [2 `/ I5 U) P/ J
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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