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% n: [6 j8 O9 ]; z S) Xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* ]7 h- L! |/ I& gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.7 g5 C6 Y1 L' h! c- m% `$ C( p
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here. Q! z& n" a) W+ R. w: m
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 4 a3 H$ t5 Y* V
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
O! ?1 q0 w' i/ r( iin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
8 G3 V2 y* {( k$ W7 N- wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
$ j- `# n+ s' \8 T8 uprofessor was out cold.: H6 d& L" t9 t/ R
; _4 U- i1 }# l- ?0 Z M1 GThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
; g+ i8 x! V2 \5 ?7 L3 Nsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
7 j8 ?( z" y, h9 c% y& |% Esat there looking on in silence. ) t5 c- R9 x W! p
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. o1 I# o" I) w
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter: {2 N9 R) T5 a" ~' @& J) t$ H
with you? Why did you do that?'
% b; ?! k8 ^ g& R# w2 H/ F2 \The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 g/ b# |, w) C+ I: w# j2 f, ]
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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