Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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) K4 H8 I/ N1 a. }- E$ Y: Q" cI was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
) W+ E* J. o' o  }1 |. e+ QThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
- U* U7 B. B* `% y' L, Z$ d& eShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
% _# G  g4 X3 LOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
8 z' k" d0 N- C! M& \She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
  x; `6 e9 n# Q, OShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
6 B8 m$ g; v% u1 p# f0 LShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
( C8 a7 f1 w# Q8 X' z7 W) MI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. s' J5 _- p- y9 v& h1 y8 M9 J# XI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
) _" s( g! Q  x; m/ F! @I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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