Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
4 Q# p  [  u6 N5 T) w% _; W6 ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
( E8 w+ {4 P9 K7 ?6 d* n) L4 O+ i# xThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
5 C$ c7 |9 R4 d$ x! p* w' u3 M9 mShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
# m7 l9 Z+ T" XIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
# L4 S1 A! N" gOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
, g- v1 r3 ]/ U+ `& S$ HShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
. @7 a2 K$ t! c0 A! HI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
# w" P' L3 ]! J  a0 e  ?I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
" n7 a' ]2 q- M9 J4 v' oLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
/ u! s" S1 T9 U0 }. D6 BWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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