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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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5 _7 f8 i% _5 W& h. ], MI was a very happy man.
; h: q, g7 e$ T! H7 ?! f% i& @My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.# S3 G' o4 T+ T- h% f7 A# y: X
There was only one little thing bothering me...
: Q* N# c. s0 n" ~/ NIt was her beautiful younger sister.
% N1 B/ _: y1 ]0 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.% d t9 y+ }3 N; P6 g
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
) z9 d$ }4 G+ k7 M5 b2 vIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
' W1 N9 Q1 |9 OOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
* G. F) E/ B( c$ l5 n9 hShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
3 g- J; s N4 A. }- a. QShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.# Q/ E- j3 S3 [) g5 }" P( [! r
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.; N5 o+ r: c& @6 |5 S
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
! \# I* ^& Z( p* `I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
; t& ~; i+ s) X- D8 zI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, g+ W# _1 [ q6 v+ a: b* ]; uI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
: [% |: c k+ p) o4 qLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
7 d' y5 c3 G9 z; R7 @ e: K4 `With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.3 w W5 \- [* f+ Q. Y: @
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:! \, X4 r$ l/ L3 u. U, l7 \! ^% J
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