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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.8 E; }- y, h2 Q% n9 X3 F' C
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
: {+ O3 Z% ^6 ]: x$ ^, S# jThere was only one little thing bothering me...
: O+ B e6 j0 r) K5 o3 X9 XIt was her beautiful younger sister.
: I3 n b! W' ]5 FMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
# C8 D" m) l& ]1 JShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
8 q' i0 V8 J2 }. l& n) D. t# xIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.2 I3 f: s7 u6 b' W) X0 [* t9 i9 z
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.- |0 @" o( x3 U1 S* x& {& b
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
8 r2 u3 y2 q+ T9 G9 j2 `) i0 ZShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.* Y$ W% |$ }! n. p
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.0 ~4 G+ o6 x. Q6 S3 e, T' V7 n4 i8 T
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
}3 g8 k/ b3 L z6 ?- II was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
. W: M5 A& B% j7 CI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 @9 Y! C) s8 w3 ]" fI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car./ \' I9 c' U$ X' ]7 \; A
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
4 K7 s6 j1 G+ C- i" k8 {With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
1 U! R) q/ s- q6 E; Q+ u: \5 K. vWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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