Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
, q" d, e$ q# y0 _* _8 Z8 m2 h& TIt was her beautiful younger sister.
9 H* d% p2 s" `* f3 Q( {- {My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
+ B! v& T& l1 @& l6 B. ]It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
+ c. E- U- Y* h4 S! mOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
7 O7 D3 N) U4 ]5 rWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
/ o. o. x6 g5 c# w4 ~  }  d3 TI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
$ d/ f( z# T) A( \1 a$ D% M1 P) b, II opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
9 C( `% T6 Z* L0 Y! Q) E, QLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
% o; M+ T7 F! E2 @0 mWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
% c  A$ m1 [8 K9 VWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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