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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.6 l6 `9 o* R% i( t$ B
; K2 ^/ o$ I9 _: V( v2 F$ V2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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7 K6 {( j8 x. y6 n2 y4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( b: p8 ^+ ~7 G$ x
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6 a$ Z& g& `) U- u6 ~6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.; A) a, e$ E% @
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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: ` ]4 e) {- U3 Z' R$ Q# b8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.6 s8 o- b6 B2 \, h# S$ K4 w3 K
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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# _: ]" O( E! ?8 t# D6 J) e3 Z10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.# K4 B- r/ l' B; e
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.2 A/ F9 L0 |9 K+ f
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.* m7 r/ y; ], |0 }% _
2 e: F0 b& `/ ^7 ~2 {2 s14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.+ C' N6 B$ A% X7 ?
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 w G8 }+ r6 k2 N/ p( ?
# ?: O2 P' s2 i19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( Y1 k! J8 Q- t
7 q4 j# [+ P4 z. D6 \20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, \- H" `6 j' i9 `9 |21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 H( B5 s: }6 ]
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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: k0 }9 {! J+ u7 k' d9 b' d* A3 [6 f ]23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.! ?6 s4 w% n" D6 }) m
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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