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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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! @3 m4 V6 @1 ^8 d1 y, N- X! L7 u3 Y6 I1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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0 \* M$ l; p/ J! w% I" u# s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.4 R9 P# e! h( m: F5 h4 W1 c
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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9 ?5 r% E# s H0 H4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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, K% }$ J* m, u+ a5 M! C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 ~# R* E* c) ~% A
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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( U$ z9 x1 b2 t+ |7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( Z% K7 |: Q$ y) d+ E
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.4 Z6 z3 T( n0 S& c3 [% B
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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& k& {9 S8 o, q10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.9 w; x) p" I- f, f3 [% m
2 j, E7 |* Y) ^6 j3 {/ M11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 }& |6 o8 m) ]7 i
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 n5 B& w/ o+ B9 {! I
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.% l/ J: H; O) z8 G2 G0 s# X
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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5 T' E N" I* J2 Y15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.4 j8 U7 ^+ E8 ]# ?* {
4 Q' n N% }- p2 v8 }9 p17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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! k9 P2 E" A! h8 |18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ \$ P$ @- C, P3 g, Q
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.! Q T3 C! q# R
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ L3 L% \, U1 |5 \3 {
& B$ d6 d; M9 N: I. R/ J) R# c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.+ \8 Q& Q; P5 B. N/ R' s
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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