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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...4 Y5 r, \6 t3 x( N
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* @' @7 }4 K. d5 }" ]9 o. r1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: f2 R2 ] m+ |" {* L% y! B+ H" c
3 Y. s, P% T4 }# r D2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.2 `% O4 ~" m" Y4 e3 w8 [9 |; J
' `' ?' m% S/ N+ Q4 o4 h3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 n3 a$ s+ i2 N" A% o
2 Q& W( |3 V# d5 o- m5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way." d2 p9 l$ g4 p% P
, c" E8 D& g4 {7 O6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 w9 q9 G8 w% m. ?
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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- E, H; Z+ @, ]( X6 N5 R9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& L" b4 b; e7 l
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.+ `1 u/ b) j: s, ], S
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.$ t4 n6 g# t: Q: g' m
# k: K+ ]1 n: H5 K( f& X1 g6 u* j12.) Super glue is forever.- G9 C$ w0 L7 f; g5 u6 `; h! o/ d! J
* h- F# A: I4 t& O0 K' w3 l, A13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.! |4 `, I6 i& |! v- X5 k* |
' ]2 c6 z8 S" [5 [7 f14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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; p& G0 J8 a( @1 ]# F4 z4 S7 x" i15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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, ^ t; G9 |& m) o2 k) C18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! j) S. `& D# G) t
6 x8 Z$ m$ D' e19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* r9 r. c' p$ `9 C+ k
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. w# f4 q( B8 o6 z+ o
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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# n' i# s" Y( n6 R B2 ^( {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.. e" n% P! z3 |# e
. M( G! b. G3 t9 b! _25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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