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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." h0 r6 s; u8 s' ]) m
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( J. g' X I0 n$ F T
: P8 i( u1 z/ v- f, ?6 l3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5 G' g+ h* _+ ?) O/ f8 u3 |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' q# ~0 A/ z7 U, g6 P* ?6 l
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7 J Y! I5 |+ Z r
- r- g D& s& a' [% F. g ? V7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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! w { [2 p X' y; P3 T2 ?8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.$ w2 { H' Q+ W% _% e
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.+ d3 J( r1 u% o- w/ v
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.0 j! m0 y: L8 X, G1 L
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.0 I8 V# I* x1 X
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.$ M2 }7 E+ J4 w2 n; {' ]1 G
( `( P% U. ?1 @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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* }9 a* K2 \8 J3 P/ v17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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/ |' W! A, e/ p' d8 g18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- S, ^6 `0 K7 l" Z/ y+ g- | d
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# u0 @2 U: }: s/ l20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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! C6 h! o( @" \/ ?22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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" @) Y7 B6 g# W+ J: r23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ F, L: X' a1 O: a! |24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 Q4 ?* G! ]5 k4 m- T25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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