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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... u% t6 @0 O5 E+ T( [& `
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3 J0 x1 y) M. ^4 X% Z+ y1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( L/ B, M+ ~( K
) l$ o$ j+ ? m- S5 ]2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.) }2 s K1 C" U" [( S' ^
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( n; ~1 M$ n, }
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.9 M' z5 E. Y$ R; z! Q% K1 g9 q
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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; v4 o9 K% p! q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( L. a3 M& T* @- j) Y0 m3 B
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9 p! } R( g# g5 {5 p3 N' ` G. y
0 Q# `0 d7 P$ Y4 F7 V) a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 h) ]* \# t9 H$ h: l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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4 K' I( I/ y0 t2 H- k. x11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! G* u) ]! a; h, D% n
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12.) Super glue is forever.5 |& [6 O1 P3 R9 p
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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; T& n+ f( Z' E' I) X: J/ {16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.# q4 F( T! r) E3 i- g1 J
6 U Q/ W5 Q0 O Z* `0 R) ?4 E5 K# E8 c17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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1 H- o& Y, {% X18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.5 y* Y) D" g. C) Z
- g0 c$ p5 u8 m# T* N$ r! Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.( A0 b6 f9 w4 ~
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.$ z% b F0 C# w2 @4 N; V U7 o3 R
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., I) V) `- G' p0 z: W) r p, W
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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9 |6 S ]! f' l4 c25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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