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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...5 }+ m ]! i8 W$ I, l
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.0 `" n+ C" \0 ?+ T+ D
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! o8 C: g2 @! h- s
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.5 z/ ~3 k: w* w! ~ o
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.8 k& Z( b+ l' h+ E6 Z. A& V) T
3 d- [2 @9 a/ m4 R4 B) B* a, z6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, N4 |2 Z* M/ D7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.' R' P: S! h7 _5 C0 N" ]. x
1 I% C- A7 K- b$ z6 T! E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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7 E$ c4 G7 Q- S% k# e7 k9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.* R4 X4 ^+ ^ ?
/ X9 u6 O* R1 Q/ e6 f0 i1 |/ M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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: N, ?3 W% }% ?9 U* \' r# Q0 g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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5 a5 f4 _$ u: ]- Q1 g3 @8 E5 J12.) Super glue is forever.6 P. x; @7 @" j/ q1 X4 Q
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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$ u- q+ O b- x6 F4 N' ~* l2 F14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 w6 F! ^5 [/ l15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.' E6 z! Z3 E* q" o
5 Q# H' y4 E5 q7 S- r, s9 @: `16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 q% ]3 [: N# p4 |" I4 \/ R, E
3 P G( i7 @3 A1 J6 p17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.: p+ Z8 A; {! ]9 \# H! ?) h
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.! N k1 k2 h! L* G a, h
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.4 c, u% y; c! y" i3 [! U% F
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.- @2 E5 h3 x) x0 ^( u
4 W5 _4 k8 A/ S0 l* U2 D4 V% \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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6 Q0 |0 Z0 w2 R. R0 K24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." F+ B1 z* u. c/ G& Q& s, F
' P/ g3 `+ M6 b) P0 ]- N3 v& v' x25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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