Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( i, i4 K, ]( R7 x! U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) Q2 S0 G7 t: D3 H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
% [# ~* h' }& \7 r( o  \9 A'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 }( E1 w$ N6 A. M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
( _. z+ q5 w. I 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

, Y3 j; A& C9 x( W: m'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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' b& U  ]# y4 u7 b. T* ^But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK



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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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