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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway---but your waiter may know!
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' Z7 v! l0 {* S: l" f> YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH ; N( E1 z+ ?8 [0 }$ J5 `. t9 w
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> This is pretty neat !!5 G2 H& {4 o1 W( M1 `! K5 u2 J7 w
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0 @) k+ Q+ o4 G% I! d' |> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.
: p3 T7 @' ]& z4 d( l> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! * D* X- K2 J4 H" x, E: r8 B7 m6 p
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8 t0 D* Q/ p! {$ v- B/ l1 {> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's really fun.
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> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10, tried, o also works)
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: M0 W4 v2 {+ l+ ^> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 5 ]4 m4 v& l$ v1 D
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! v9 f+ R, U( J" Q$ e> 3. Add 5
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> 4. Multiply it by 50 : D) x! Y; _0 a6 U' y* T
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) W5 T, P3 F3 {2 u0 x4 ?$ p; t4 p> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... ; If you haven't, add 1757.
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> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born; 8 k; y, y) _5 w0 z2 r
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> You should have a three digit number
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; o, ^7 j! a4 f/ n- b1 T2 ^> The first digit of this was your original number(I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.) . ]4 u5 ^9 s3 Z
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" t2 M C. L5 z% n. Y> The next two numbers are
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> YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is !) 2 H% Z; q. _9 C
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> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS |
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