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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room." [+ T. U$ [) h9 i

! X5 _1 Y7 y, p: M2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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, E; K6 ], c5 c' [+ f1 I3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:/ ]6 P( Q' e7 [' Q
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' l6 y; P/ @% h9 L/ O2 aa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.* p# J( K$ h$ W' l; A4 F% Q& z; Q
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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8 Y) ?5 F% N+ }: Pe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# X; c! w& o; M$ V! l
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& |4 P/ @/ o" B* c# R& I
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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$ E' @8 N; _6 X6 q& |* R8 Xh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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" e0 P& F' z7 x. y4 A& Vi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.& P5 U3 r4 b( Q) `0 M+ J* L, B! y

, }) y6 D+ k7 O. K: I8 c" H7 m/ ]1 vj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 {8 Z) v$ C+ w3 `

( X1 @& \$ e1 p* Gl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ./ X$ D! T; C5 @- N, s6 ~5 {

% E6 j$ y" l) f( V% x0 kFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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