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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.8 y2 h3 c& s1 c- k& l8 M9 n. J
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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+ j9 B- P* y+ @6 k; Z0 y3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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+ ?) e- F- l1 L  V- D4. Then analyze the situation:2 T: `# n3 I2 L3 l' t5 @

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.6 g  c/ E  V) x( {
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ ?8 y2 ?4 {7 P

# ]: B9 l' W( G& d. {- zc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.# V+ M4 N) S; P) P! h

) ^0 n/ s. ]( w& a  kd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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$ V3 ]: S: d( N8 e6 i0 Ve. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations./ C8 }5 m- P3 G* G: g+ z
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.: U' p  H. _+ D8 v9 p' T" e; Y% c2 s
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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/ c9 E6 L' L3 K5 s! V' yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; L$ }% |7 [5 m; I7 _

, a* R6 y$ U/ [$ o* y+ {i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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  z) j+ `4 |& o  @j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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- l( ]/ |3 o8 P# Tk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. L) k4 Q* X' P+ L$ f- P" t

! h; ?  w7 j! j0 k2 C# f7 ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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