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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.5 U0 U5 c1 I2 @. v2 X1 O% B# {3 ?
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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/ u+ A3 S8 ?9 Q; V2 i4 b0 V3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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; i# X0 K; M3 n2 B$ Ib. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 d( N0 O; x; n% K2 Z1 D
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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6 e, R. v) N' O8 c9 i# P, g1 A/ `. Fd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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1 a$ t) T& M, t5 R8 ne. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.8 i2 q. W' T/ K+ H: j) j( P$ L
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.6 f2 H/ j$ v* d) S& u$ x6 Z- o
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.5 y* T: k& Y" b: j* ?

% g6 Y+ B. ?4 t  I( y  M$ T$ @, Pj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 h! T( [( m: o  N5 {. ]5 I: K4 s, ~

# N; Q& X4 C; ?5 `  c. L5 W0 f  O  ^k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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3 f5 R* T$ O- g1 V2 }6 vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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. I! E8 S* l+ MFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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