Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, @+ z3 Z- F% W+ _! `  m! J8 vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 T7 r. A2 t, c The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& X5 n- E" a$ w! k# hyou pay me only $5.
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( C& ^  `- W5 m, I4 G$ ~& m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 w4 H3 D$ o4 i! w will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* C! d. f* t1 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 L% l3 A& `: n# N3 aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; Z- A" F; ^7 u: ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! K& R; _1 P* ?, B7 _. K5 L% Owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* P3 T; M! G, A+ L1 u7 tcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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: Q+ G4 O; W6 T( x7 tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 s$ e% _. S: f2 U8 c2 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" q/ z6 \$ g. P  D. S& N- Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& a! k* T. g) p$ _) s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* |3 B3 K& z+ X; s) v" |' f& O7 ^" b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; z5 U6 W5 j8 a/ O. p: t! S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; O5 t7 Q1 m6 j: }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 D- h6 x% t. f- _- d- p8 o7 E>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" }! `" m' ]* T2 g% s+ t) Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( R# S+ i% j+ {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 w% L1 n; z8 R9 Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 {, n/ N  I+ P( A7 f7 Bthe newfie would l ...

1 q+ I- p8 p# k" t- \% W8 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- x1 R: a7 W. Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( b) S$ \( b$ u$ B6 p/ }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( g3 |5 Z2 g$ F) y5 k/ C
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! w- u, W" x& Y; x1 x$ @: ]5 P0 R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 A6 w- v( w! c2 L1 B6 V5 t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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0 K9 z- ?: I1 ~- c% c8 S  O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

  _* }: @7 Z3 k2 O, Y, q; A
全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 f; P. C% a; Y- q& Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, s0 D2 U+ u( j( u8 g$ z5 t: ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: F, O' o7 v9 i- o* b  s! n多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  a( U) S) F; C/ `. o真博学，偶像啊。

9 h8 y. T8 W4 t$ [8 @; v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 U/ u. a8 [! Z7 n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 d: g7 O. W: {  `# E她是大学教瘦？
( s' }0 n+ X9 P, A1 P大学教胖还差不多
' F3 m. Y- k: |+ l) S! r- s  U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  w) U1 P! f' i7 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" j6 G5 k0 h( z; u& @" o说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢