Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; k, D" _/ i2 `& Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, w9 e- A! V5 I' @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. z2 ?" i0 p# S, ]- g4 H+ u1 ayou pay me only $5.

/ M3 n8 V8 ~3 J# @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 {! t2 i& h) \4 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! A& X$ ]# A! r) rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ t$ V  Q* o$ |, `, P7 zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- Y4 K# p9 E8 h# \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* |$ z! q+ M; F& y# Z* O- Z7 F- Z' nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; P. [( }, a. a2 L$ N$ Z# P; M$ T( _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 N! h" H6 L) @$ Gback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; g4 V; k2 y) S' pwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' E5 z# \2 B5 Z3 [% H9 F0 Ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

, m  |8 t% G% j- o! gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; _" k  Z( m, M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 Z9 p9 ^0 O! p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ s( Z' D1 O1 z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 ?6 Q- Y" z! h$ R! q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, t$ [+ |8 }2 h: q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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# R, l4 r3 g9 ^) l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, P) B( {& q& _8 B3 t. T2 A& ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  v. Z# W+ `1 v1 I9 J8 I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 N/ g9 u; C" E: V, R9 Y" i3 x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% Q6 R3 [& R0 t) wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; O# z6 ~' g, }/ h3 N# A  Dthe newfie would l ...

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; E9 x4 [1 O0 K- ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 k5 `7 d. }4 S9 T. Z5 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 {: U; x6 [  L9 j# ^- y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- z/ E8 S$ i1 o; H4 h5 @: \* |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( N8 {; J2 x5 @" p/ p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& }6 I7 I( y8 g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


  d; o& F! \. R% L1 r! ?/ Y1 J$ D; S全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 S5 n, A; d$ t( L! H/ R2 g1 T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



3 ^; o7 {1 `% b别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

' d; Q& R3 }8 b/ e) y8 [/ g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 d5 i( {0 c( C8 I6 ]5 ]3 h6 X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 h( l0 g! G9 _( {. _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢