Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: v4 ?, I3 R/ \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 y( @' S" C- y' Q+ D/ Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ ]; p. d6 b! W% W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

" d  x- s  \+ m7 p% i% {. x( @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* q; ?* r* ?2 i. @3 v7 treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 B) S9 ~3 e3 B' t/ R, K4 dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% \) ~: I. M5 h) f' k# Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 R; u2 A$ n% {wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 P# l  i( R. O. `+ I5 Icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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5 _. F% o5 s% r5 wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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: j/ q( A0 [9 t+ Q) U5 _2 Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 @) ?8 [$ [) b! y% W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- F  Y3 @  q" y* S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. A4 }4 G, g3 N2 w% D* d, U6 c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( m0 K( I) S  g, n! y: h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ }2 t$ G, e! m$ _4 T! |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 c8 n. s2 P3 C, |2 X1 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, b% M: f( K0 z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
2 L& I% O& S( d$ b, U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ Z8 {5 Z; ]' f  g' k- ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 D6 Q0 i2 h" Pthe newfie would l ...

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; {7 C* M& V4 H0 n4 Z, b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% E6 c7 {' {) a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, ~1 o& M1 O8 O! K6 S: c9 Z8 s3 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 b- j5 D1 t0 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ Y0 v) j2 T( A# M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ o, k9 ?8 j" K/ ]) K2 T1 e/ \6 d别把我往坏路上领啊。

* j9 P! I  ]" W' j; i/ n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 \5 v6 D, u1 W: z; u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 L3 B; H% q6 k' z0 t4 J6 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 I: Y7 `/ a  y6 C& o3 k7 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢