Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 M% F' W& x* R5 Y2 J# S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! R$ [1 m. J7 _you pay me only $5.

; r7 P' O) P/ Q2 }1 n7 U- N0 d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- y, c/ @& \' N0 ]/ T# g0 r will pay you $500.
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' S( f! |3 H$ G; E' x5 I% E' e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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6 Z* ]' W& F# s) P8 J& g3 |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% l2 {5 Q% i+ ?9 M3 o. f$ [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. S0 u3 T8 C4 @8 p' K# ?lawyer.
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8 H8 m4 v! ]# G+ W! m% J' pNow, it's the newfie's turn.

( F! R$ g; d9 G3 R: q* |4 l! V, THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 n2 E  U7 J$ Rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- ]. C6 f, ~' `/ D3 F, Xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 _) \) N  E6 {7 b6 Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' g( F, I! o: X0 m  C/ Q$ n$ i7 {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

( S5 Y; i( a; ^% H* z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- S4 O* K* a$ i" y8 ^/ J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ Y* L. k/ Q3 I, p1 |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

" ]4 s/ O2 o9 d7 f# M$ S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 w9 H, C5 J# B' s) z+ ^* K7 w3 O# L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 p" O9 {4 u& B& i: n: G* v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- V& d6 Y7 G+ h' V9 N7 H>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% y! u9 [+ S: {9 E& w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 s5 C+ P7 N- s) |" X+ m' a# U7 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 M3 @8 p, Z# _$ R; ~, i+ L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ ?1 _- b6 k, Q: x# m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



7 W  G/ n6 _# ?0 d1 k* ^0 z" r( T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' r) c4 [5 o& a* _$ H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" @- S5 o0 O' U  z  Z" f4 e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' k( C, ?! w1 X0 x1 A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 J- o8 J- q4 F5 M0 E# [真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; K# ?+ ^: e7 g* G; Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

/ r% f' w4 ]( M+ Y. T: {. b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 C5 E* x6 U' n1 u$ [( j2 G别把我往坏路上领啊。

* A" U/ b. {$ `; B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' U( v6 P1 L6 y$ m+ D; w1 I她是大学教瘦？
; N( ~9 m/ D- P9 f2 |4 K大学教胖还差不多
, [% C9 t2 w& e. T9 d# o" t她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& L4 \. O7 S$ ]! C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 V4 w  }3 ~! A# G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 h, m$ f3 G8 B' l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢