Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 y/ K0 `/ H" y) p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! v4 c* S! A# Y% W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 D4 ~( x+ w& mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ g  _! S5 J9 z; Kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 w- S9 O7 i2 d3 |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ a4 L) l2 S/ A2 \4 N6 Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 L" E( N1 \) Q" I8 j7 f; |% \lawyer.

/ O# H3 D/ D2 n; ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

# s" }; Q) q8 j3 a! c1 F8 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: B: n# q/ M! Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 \; ~8 H1 R/ b8 R( N$ {6 d7 Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" g7 q  T+ |) v4 U" Z& t# Mback to sleep.
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6 ~& H' U/ _5 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& y! u0 T1 T" |2 g, ncomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: O* v" E" Q8 J3 `- r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% V  b! O! n, U7 ^7 O% J2 [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ T' G$ z$ ~' C! D' E>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 F2 f) u$ z$ V2 A4 J5 y( F* q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! O( ]- N7 B8 I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: v/ {4 [% S8 N! E  I>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 _! u9 T! P3 m4 jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" J) ^4 O( z% R  Q7 F# J9 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& f" T9 O" u" \. g% Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 x. C2 B3 L$ O; U8 q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 A' f' \& z+ ?. }" O5 i0 D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

" F. g& Z8 n4 Z- I# N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, l5 P' O' d/ O$ _/ |7 `% L全盘接受一下。

6 c" m+ [' T, z% S, D" [' ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 G8 F0 ^) [4 H: k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ [6 W  P4 s( N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 _  A1 M! \; z. {, S' s9 n3 y她是大学教瘦？
% z! {4 [1 {7 b0 M- \0 j大学教胖还差不多
$ o! M$ I: h7 z5 d. f$ C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- [, b7 w$ X9 F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 R! J, Q  v; q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. k. m* E  v1 G0 d8 Z. \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢