Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 m3 k$ J( C9 }1 Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) k/ o( L9 ?! Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! {, _! x. a5 @2 W" l" y6 l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( N& D7 p; W$ M1 K2 [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 l% S$ g: p! b( ?& L: x- v7 SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 E5 [5 ]# v, {) z/ `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' s+ U, t2 |) ?; o: U) {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 g+ |8 q% L! k/ k4 k9 I4 }4 d% ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 U3 J3 a) _4 M! ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; ~1 p/ A3 ~3 Q8 U2 N1 Q( Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 S- f1 X( }$ P0 E& \+ q# xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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# c' u  Z1 y$ D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

& D8 Z" f0 P/ s. wLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& G1 Y+ [2 \* v# A# }: C6 g- N! J0 t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. R; E# B9 M+ k6 h$ S. `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* z- z& D+ {- f* a4 U5 j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' h7 J' C+ r0 m0 x3 D5 ^5 B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: X& `6 Y% E, l, D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 m- m8 C4 u7 F$ e: X( P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* H) h% H: K9 W. G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 P3 l9 g2 f. _% q) G, |  b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 E4 @6 ]9 R% M" \- }' gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& Y& Z+ j; Y8 s* [; n! Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, M" ?  o# |- z/ Q! Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

' S8 y- }0 j0 \5 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ N4 B4 m$ h3 ?7 g5 E% r# @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 R) T/ c) R" B, H% t. k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 g5 {9 w: i$ r1 ]9 l/ f2 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 D  K! k6 T0 e% ^: Z5 Z% W* U" e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 f/ s1 H/ J$ B/ |5 K4 P$ B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 A, `1 F; [+ `# ?$ o( a真聪明，偶像啊

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8 F7 s$ {3 C& X0 v- G+ f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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6 i8 h; x. R. C" \2 K全盘接受一下。

4 {3 n' k, D; F' c, I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 L! _, y( w. E5 p* [- R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" t1 I7 f, s& x+ d% |, l7 s6 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 i* q% A) F9 w5 Y0 {; `+ w真博学，偶像啊。

. q$ e; c1 T2 [, R8 N2 N! e5 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

& A7 P' Q1 H- L9 g, Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; ^4 W4 F, w" l8 ]2 w5 u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& m; W1 S5 S( E1 k. v: O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& L5 |) U/ r' S& u! G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) Q# z( b; L" [/ U! v8 Z% Y" Y7 x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢