Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ q1 f* t2 y+ h( \# \4 @3 Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* w3 c7 R9 W& |% n& M6 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( j/ G  p- U2 @8 S$ i6 ^' {8 R# }the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! E' s5 j! V  |  N" n6 Q4 x  a0 z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; r4 D# E- x3 X! eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) t$ p3 P2 V: w. W/ F) `- {you pay me only $5.
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" ]' M, |7 f4 J, `8 U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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7 Y4 \0 H' u' M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  G: ], N# O" |: N2 @3 j& X. \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" [! i+ V/ j$ N- r1 KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ C0 v  Y% ]0 v: B9 t4 tThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 U& W' p/ D/ s( q$ g$ J) d$ l* alawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& D0 q) o4 n0 C3 p$ i( Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( R+ ?/ s( a( q8 L5 Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 V/ g1 ]  p* K9 H) B+ u- ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ N9 z" ^: ~: n1 |% j4 cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 s* z) h( L* g5 J  {7 y8 y; Nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

8 R. P' I0 C2 z& F$ rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" M2 }. \) ^* j& }$ Xand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 H7 r! o+ L- H2 p3 }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- ^6 D7 X* E1 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ ~1 X/ v- L9 r' O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 @3 y% b$ i+ P& F! W8 `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& M+ j; w8 G0 O5 v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) d8 r( y* \  a) l- b7 u& h; q1 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; M$ ~' ?5 G  T. q3 _  V" C( N>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" N/ y7 ^1 n( y1 y! g- V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  ~5 I, F$ B9 w+ Q1 p9 rA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ x8 h, p- z% H9 {9 u  Nthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 O/ J8 `! r  s7 a% G) n7 g) T2 i* N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 Q0 \$ p9 c8 F& i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* i! E, p3 u* v* D8 \0 Y4 A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. V6 g+ j7 M1 J; N, S/ o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 A( O, G  D( D6 S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ [, P2 @0 a5 W- C% F) @( b8 B1 ^9 e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 R9 F( `( X2 c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! W) Q1 I7 V4 R# q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 A5 u& `8 O# s$ v, t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# }6 @0 V5 o% U- M+ Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! l% M# e, K( O' T  R$ y; O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 T; {2 o$ U; t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' w' Q8 v( @! d+ P2 U( e+ {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( E9 W6 `  X7 y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢