Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 X% Q# b5 s( z" h# `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 P6 F$ f; o" y* [: M& Q6 S. m6 v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; w1 {$ t7 c7 M9 N$ o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ K5 X/ i$ l1 \  |' {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 c  h8 N* s, Q# kyou pay me only $5.
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# [0 U5 ?/ C2 ?- p3 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 X" G1 N6 ?' e9 Q0 u will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% E  o) H7 b. m, ^; _$ c& Cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! X3 j. a# s0 z1 L/ ]: BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' l9 x, g7 H; c! kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 }- h- a/ d" p3 n7 @% o/ D9 bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! j. V+ c/ ^0 E# KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 n8 B9 e2 ?6 \! O7 u3 p6 Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' Y- m" b, Z; ~( p5 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 a9 |  S# q. lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( e2 I, D* t7 b4 ~7 Eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: ]% a6 v( n& Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 n$ J# `+ n* p3 a1 G7 z  Ywakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 B, F# T+ d( z# ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: V2 ?- A2 }! y  y( g+ b* K2 Band goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 X" F7 L( F& p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% j1 I& A7 K) q0 G8 D; v2 R$ \7 u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% p0 _3 a- F6 F$ U. q8 `- T* C$ o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ y+ s6 u# e/ M, b$ m$ y1 _/ O4 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  u& A/ ?( ^6 g6 k/ e% c0 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' o& H+ s) t" C; k3 z, Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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9 b: L/ E. R$ d4 j' J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! J" N; Z# A7 _5 g0 N& r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 W. B( v8 ~1 P& @. T4 N% f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ A  ]& d% _& }8 p& u; e( F真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# d6 u2 ^& f: `4 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 X; L) R7 j6 L- f& |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& s6 W, o- a/ ]& D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( ^) l* v. ~8 u! R5 n3 u9 X真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 H# q: y- p/ q" n0 V" @全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 Z8 ~1 E  v0 z9 F$ T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 T/ b& G% Z* q' l. B- E  ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% T+ R0 c+ \4 D$ P( m  I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ E4 @, A" x8 c7 o) r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ t3 `7 h: D$ o# r3 b) c她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- A! O; U, w' k& ~% R! k3 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) r4 \  {6 a% \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ o( q9 R' u, j- b- K5 a: x哈哈，你们在这开小会呢