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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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: c; |6 @/ Q- o: v! SDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: # x& ~) X' w2 s, y2 [- Z
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 9 _# U G* F: B5 ~
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 3 `2 o' q2 {0 ?
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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* ^4 u; V2 T- K, q/ ^Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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1 i0 {0 s' G4 {& d- e: D: i* bSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 3 |: H+ X* Z- B
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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6 G- P4 I( l# o0 v& I HThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' $ q/ F/ @0 d5 w5 W* b
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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4 Q& J& d" z" }; W( X; D0 ^The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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