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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 6 M: O, z$ T0 A* M
9 v: B5 r T! p' `Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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3 y, y& T* A, t/ u+ OWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. + R/ p1 k* w @6 x3 `
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. S0 }0 d. r4 A! z9 I M
( \, X: L1 T2 I6 [* t- j9 J) H# gAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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$ q2 o- m0 u: ?/ F8 g6 R: b$ bSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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: L+ @6 C Y/ HLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. U' U/ s O' w1 Z
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 5 W, K! Z, \) O6 f; Y7 D" T
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 6 a; H9 b8 R% B
6 A6 E- Y/ J: jNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. + e7 T# M' Z' g! l9 M/ z
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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, K+ H# [5 Y% k. K8 p! G2 r0 F* vThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' - ^" j: d) \5 N4 ] i
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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