10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
0 Q% s6 U" e8 G3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
$ p. N' H6 |5 }& P9 j4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
' v0 @% R' w, y( ^* b  y5 R5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
5 P$ g7 q, \8 Y7 @6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
0 Q) s6 {) M9 ?/ ]* U7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
+ V6 ]* N/ Z* f/ j9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
; G: F5 a2 S( X) P* \) j. h10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
6 b. Y3 g4 i3 a' H, i! ?% x  R# v: H  jthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

4 u8 E! Z6 j+ G- v1 h- JGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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- u3 i8 z9 I2 J0 l+ p) P$ s" A  g- Jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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* n% ~$ o, o4 I7 ]0 ^really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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; f: U: R* K" r3 t) Tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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, |8 g: x- E: s  I/ Z( W/ ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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* x6 I; Q9 S8 @/ O% h"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


% n7 W6 b: Y! ?% t4 h"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
9 _8 C* J- K' a8 \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

8 S# z7 B+ i7 ven, it hit me now

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