10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
7 X! O8 G3 p  H7 _+ z! b$ u3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
5 G. y1 J; Y/ E) L# P9 r4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
- @' b& v" ^' [$ N2 w! q6 ~9 f5 U  i5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
, }4 d, ~. w4 A. ?9 [6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
8 V  K) t$ C" Y9 o5 j; A0 F7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
2 X8 @' T$ l$ m$ v8 P* K10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

- B; E( M4 u. q8 P2 DGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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8 A- F. a0 g, w( @- Vare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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3 z* x3 r, K% v5 k[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

" X, t2 c4 a5 \& {2 u, L) m8 Vgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

8 S; ?! N& m/ z( lreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

, ~3 r- z. s" J. jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

. W; h- [- m; ~( C+ Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

: w/ a+ b: p$ [& Zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

; l0 t  _7 }& Q"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
: y  E2 D, w) Y1 u$ P. E. b"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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: t7 t1 X9 u1 _0 U6 ^! @2 [7 F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; k5 o( c- H3 l8 W$ p"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


6 S8 G1 z$ r8 Yi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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