10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
% n' g: O6 G* y" u2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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& r7 N9 N/ m8 ^- l1 u3 q7 I8 n5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
( i, N- X8 M: g  s6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
" v9 {( b# W. g  Y- Z1 d/ B6 g5 B7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
: w: L/ K/ q. I+ ~+ M7 P3 g8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
. y2 P5 t. [' z0 E$ ]( e6 \) O10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

0 m8 I9 [4 s& P" }Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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; U8 ], b! z6 @3 y5 R! L$ q9 I5 Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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& i! E4 T# ?% [: P( p[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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4 s- O4 U  C7 W* E! oreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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9 s1 S) z) X/ y"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
: S( J7 v1 N9 K- }"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


) \' _! t- \* E4 a  |; p% Ei get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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0 R6 N- h( Q. V% i8 M% \- Ten, it hit me now

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