10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
4 F& o% G$ Q" _1 k+ G2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
$ q0 V$ C* c) A) }) c& x( p3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5 W( O- ]2 S# N6 c5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ p. w1 E  W. T7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8 ?& T8 {) O; X; ~' Y1 S' N8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
" T9 A  a* {, ]$ e; y! `10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

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瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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( z# _0 V" z/ N* [, d1 v% bare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

/ m. k( e% \; Z1 E& o& g, {9 n" wgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

; |" |' Q% U, E8 G% wreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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: Y4 A6 a3 m# z"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) o5 A" z8 t. f& W- `8 f% k  ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
- u4 g( v0 D5 h"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


% ^* c2 I. M! ]1 c5 z7 U# q! `i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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; X4 @: s5 T# ^) j) fen, it hit me now

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