10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
( i0 Z+ C( A; I  Q4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
8 p& N* s8 F( `$ v- c6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
2 m$ B) O9 P& d7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
: q( w& {) p8 N- h. ?/ f9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: N5 \, S; c) d, X) X0 b6 R10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
5 k& f6 W( z5 A" bthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

/ a7 s' @; F* [& hGrass could mena herb

9 X6 v2 x9 Q) `$ c0 V6 mare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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0 A/ w- t& A1 G+ p- xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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2 M8 z; J8 F' f' e% g[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 }2 K% X1 O3 M, {  O5 q* dreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

8 L0 Q5 r* j! }( ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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* T( ^! b& D' K; X. S% x( D6 igrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
) j& D. a4 p2 O5 }9 m# k"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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