10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
8 ~9 m- X( h! g  m) d2 S; j3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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- E) W5 ?0 U  R' h2 {, b2 c& ^$ ^4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
5 g7 x$ j( q2 J6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
3 X* k" O$ A& M8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
: N* l4 a, W$ E$ p, t10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
9 t( t- B, ]) }- F' tthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

) u4 A9 g# h) |% V) v* YGrass could mena herb

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/ g! A8 ]" @. p. ^are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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! f5 w/ v% n+ a* h  kdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ w+ i. I, ?% v6 X5 m; r, _( Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

% \+ R6 }. H# x8 L& D. |4 qi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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2 x- s: E# T4 E, ?+ Bgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

8 R5 ^/ Q6 u$ N1 b* A5 A"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
  ~' j% s! u1 Z: U, d"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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2 f; u" t3 b! M; ]. l# S"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
0 x1 D4 P/ n8 ~4 {"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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9 y8 s5 p' F' v# jen, it hit me now

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