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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." " T+ |: s, ?1 |- i8 C+ \( D9 w
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George was brokenhearted. * v" g& F' _5 T( Z6 A) `' a% F, M7 _
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 2 i( Z/ g f5 h2 n5 w$ Z8 T( g0 I
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 3 M, J, A: ?/ A! I" Q/ P6 z- Y
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ( k Q- [- T" C3 P& c
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." 1 W' p; r8 {- u3 E" ^# R+ f8 v |
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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