 鲜花( 21)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." - N0 s: @; n c9 a
/ v2 o5 z* \: r& x; u# \# u
George was brokenhearted.
6 s6 p& ]! ~$ y6 x8 d$ ~& l! ^3 o6 \+ _, ?- ^0 _7 T
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. * P* e5 f% s+ h2 y( J
4 q: c; z7 y& b8 s% E z& R"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." : t* [; j' N0 t
1 Q3 r8 R/ p7 ^+ Z- d8 sGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 5 e9 x9 Z7 ~" `7 ~1 a" v s
+ P7 A; y' l) x; u- A3 [0 }"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
4 e; }1 C' p. h# L( S B, x
5 u6 @5 q- x* r; ]2 I6 Q6 o- I"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
|