Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
1 I. s& x! ^  j6 |A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

$ `4 z' `7 [3 z9 iQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

- J# k% W8 P! S3 nQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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" G0 x& {# g1 ?Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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7 l. R7 t8 q: K, m& A4 ZQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ ^! X7 P- U' J# w7 T: k2 JA: The color.

9 y6 G% j$ {9 m7 w2 AQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& @3 Q3 g; c6 [: \3 _) q! u( ?9 Y7 vA: Heavy psychedelics.

% Y* o+ ?% C) u; O$ O! nQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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$ y* \7 H5 }: V' }4 o( yQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) F: q) ^9 E* HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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