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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& ]/ k% t m3 f7 pA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 3 s8 e8 ]% h4 z3 v1 l3 }$ b
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; I, C7 o8 g% J, s, t" o! C$ h
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! J% S) C n( X( zA: Your car. 7 M2 Z1 x; t- b- v* u
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? : [ A# r/ F1 N9 O, n
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. $ Y q6 ?0 o' L/ H( H
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? * l7 _8 C( M" i" L7 J( Q
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. {7 y6 e! a+ J8 O) Z7 r8 E
) C* a, F: L7 l) U$ @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ) E/ D6 Q* q/ U' a1 q0 I
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* S) Q# _% j XA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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9 G1 [( b) I5 z3 L" Y: A7 ^Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
# A) O6 [ [7 a4 M k5 nA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? / C5 e- b! P9 j7 z
A: Heavy psychedelics. 7 p# m5 j! j$ L5 \; D
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / Y+ E& n4 R) } N* a7 ^9 t# n
A: Carry loaded weapons. l5 X1 |& E& h. @# |0 F
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ! e; B1 l$ O3 X3 Y) `
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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