Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( _; ~) E+ i- X5 _  g/ K* rQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
0 p0 ]: m( N( h& u3 v* k* WA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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" w3 _' y& F1 u& OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

8 @4 L$ I( K& _  J5 Y( |! i3 C; h4 |Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) t3 N0 m  l6 }$ X# |A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

! U7 _/ S' s. n8 b7 NQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
0 E0 ~' C0 H. Z6 A4 \" ]A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

5 M+ v/ }2 O) L3 H3 n  E/ EQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

; Q6 u2 _; z/ C1 y7 DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
9 b' g& D1 ]3 P' R$ c; yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: ?$ j# F) s7 O$ ]% T) G' pA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 y8 p2 _$ S7 z9 ?. W& AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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