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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 |0 t! [- c6 h! W' s8 {7 R$ m$ JA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 0 k) ^: i2 N* `/ p2 t
- D' v! n, ]# N% S" y0 \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' h# H. N7 c5 l% }A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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4 ^1 B0 P1 o& i( h* U( RQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 8 b8 ]5 y \1 i* z/ Y [3 k
A: Your car.
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: h: W' {" I+ P5 Y$ B. wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ( b, t; P# a0 G( V3 R/ M: j/ o) y* y
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ' E- A7 \, C, O9 A- R* `- s0 z+ F) K
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 V$ X i( S& v1 o. u( EA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 l' D# Q% |( F5 ?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
- P; G' K7 U% ~1 xA: The color.
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3 t5 b0 `0 i1 ?# }; Y" lQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 i4 K: D" z+ yA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- u1 K/ K+ k9 u8 ?- ~" lA: Carry loaded weapons. : o. A# ]; s, S9 {" P9 J4 N8 E
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) N- x1 v0 x8 M% S, P* R ]" NA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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