Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

8 g* x9 k# h, ^/ qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 s( E1 V! W) D; ZA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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6 X; C+ c, |5 n+ [4 K) B4 QQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; A" k7 k# I* y1 c! C  mA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

5 J& b1 p, M' J0 AQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
( l7 A/ p  f7 P; jA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

  _2 _! s/ P. lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
, K& s; A9 n9 D9 D/ e+ ~& l6 vA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
- P/ g/ M7 f- }4 K7 vA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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) R9 J; K: m& Q6 b' |* |) b4 ~Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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+ N2 y! H: |( s4 ?; b; j, `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
* @" O& h0 ?: K1 SA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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