Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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( ?2 ]( f0 B, p6 L, @2 [' \1 CQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ T- v1 m0 ?: E& V: a1 NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  T, }! z, C: \5 S. UA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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' ?; [$ F% r3 LQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

, W- {) x3 x  b; \0 ZQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
3 m) }" l1 T# R$ `A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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3 d. M# e3 S  C: Z/ s5 _# d* bQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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. ~8 A3 h" N2 Y0 [- Q$ f, pQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( w1 m+ Y) w; a% a0 aA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

2 o$ W% d- P0 @8 RQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
# z: p% b! a7 cA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! M- R# t- K  |7 p' _A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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