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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " D" U5 Q$ j+ v" K
, Q6 |6 u6 b8 R* F* f, wQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# k6 I6 T+ W, v+ aA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 1 z9 W+ I/ H6 e$ |+ P9 B3 f" o
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& T# ^+ u% j* eQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
4 s/ p5 p/ p% F/ |* bA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' o' T) J9 m' P. N/ H
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. ' D2 T7 u6 S2 t% N/ R, C
! X# T: M5 F1 F# }9 ?Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? 7 l8 ^1 u: ]- p" \& k
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 L# ]$ N/ o6 J2 }
9 i1 |: L/ p8 yQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 M# x/ v6 V: }, p0 Y3 j# z4 n
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. + |/ y3 A8 S+ @. z1 l! U4 O
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 9 E* g) Y3 f) I6 y+ N* A5 u5 C
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. $ a+ o `& u- s0 p2 z- F
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
1 I Y/ d3 I& M/ n2 m( p. rA: The color.
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; _' k) B; ]5 r4 n% V$ QQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
9 V7 v7 a- ?7 a2 h L' |A: Heavy psychedelics.
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2 b' x* ~+ J2 M. W7 e2 ]Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
( Z+ f6 T0 |9 L3 ~( K2 lA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? : m# O9 j8 k0 A& i
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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