Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 H  L  W" i2 J8 n1 y: NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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2 T2 O- ?/ p9 O9 `, O; }8 cQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

# M0 d( j% F, H1 }6 ?# HQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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! g8 y" M: q- H+ NQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

0 V; A' m8 w" A2 }+ G; q2 c- mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

$ d' f3 E. z! tQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 r% Z# m7 a: G# v1 LA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

- G1 h6 _6 _% H/ w% p" rQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
: a9 _. I0 i1 h1 e; }* fA: Heavy psychedelics.
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  J4 w3 t) Z* ^5 h& g! [4 sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
/ j9 K6 _" d8 P" R% W( v6 R  ~4 h$ ?/ e8 CA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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