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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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2 b4 i7 H, C$ U0 Q Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) I! r( G* @: V, E* Z B* \& e
! U" w" y; a1 U) Z 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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k* B; t; w* W Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.6 b7 L+ F. c/ z" B* Y3 z2 {' l3 v& l
; S9 e: h7 z. Y' r K% a. r 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。0 x$ ^7 z' a( H: @9 b9 y
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught." ]) @) L( w9 Z W9 X) Y
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) w7 Q0 S7 S( f2 O* S- X) `
( T) W! ^: j$ G9 T$ s, ~ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.6 X0 J" V1 q# m6 i& K+ [' I, i3 U
# d. M: \+ \6 |: ?6 T 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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. N( p3 a6 _) o: W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.4 G( x' D3 |, R q( q4 o q# t& y' o
, W- P6 Z0 I% t8 j# l 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。/ [+ _8 z- f" Y# ?4 G$ c/ [
3 f" j: r2 i, B& L The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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; T2 X4 F$ @- c, M8 x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。5 i$ o" I; f& g2 J
4 ?& Z+ S4 n9 h5 s7 m& @ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.3 V' W, @- |5 b" g* @, @
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。! E0 U$ e- N, C5 N6 G& s
^* Q; c/ P5 O+ Y Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。7 w2 x2 y& [! w4 Z$ W( @
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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% {/ h: @3 m7 G2 T! K. o) g 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Y3 q5 z4 r" N- u7 e/ u Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.; O, {$ q+ e& o- W
7 B0 C9 c5 b3 C0 J, _0 J 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( l/ g: A4 B1 G& T
( `2 P4 ^' Z t4 f “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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B. J6 C! c* Z/ ?, d1 O “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ Z* C' f- Q2 `+ F5 a. g, f* ]
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. k2 Q6 \1 w2 s- M% `0 g, G
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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( ^. p# ^9 Y1 J+ W8 ~ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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* U; K0 v! H* n6 R2 {" g “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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f: V; ], v4 ]3 \6 ?. w4 W* V 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。4 p S/ ]8 m2 M: M! h' k0 K1 o
8 |# S+ e2 p; F2 Z God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends./ S8 O0 b: s4 L0 j
/ r/ X7 T/ K( G 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: V& F% k' Z& Y1 h- X
4 ?. w4 w0 J: C When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 ~3 |- G6 s' J$ a" [- j
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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8 R4 G3 u3 `9 f1 B0 X 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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( w f+ Y1 l, g# f The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.- K* b# w* U! E( ~: Y
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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