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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
+ U$ Z( i( @* A) Y9 e原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。7 y6 u7 D @ B( d8 `' p3 ~
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.& P! [" t& |* w$ L6 N6 J+ L, ^) [
: {& z: D( K. i2 A: y3 a+ n0 c 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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- b3 m2 _# u9 C A# h; n. d Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.# [# A, b9 P" U T7 C' U- X5 `
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。( L4 d% M9 I$ K" Q% O! K
" Q1 M1 i* s( }( Z# w Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; z% J2 |5 u' v: j; C I
- i$ y2 X; B4 O9 P Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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0 @4 _& ^ w) Z- I 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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/ z. `# V/ d- w: C( u. ^ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.; a2 L; m. f1 B0 {- F
( a% E( h4 Y, n 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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1 x. R5 ~' r1 M: {6 Z2 m Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.- H1 e9 a# s; G4 C# T3 v
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.! }4 I# \ C! n# |
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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, h) \0 l7 o3 a$ U) v Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.; m' @- S& N; U1 `+ q y9 T* {
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 | K& i5 d! v0 n% D
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 V! b5 s% n$ `/ \ U2 q There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.$ P* ~0 A6 ^- n8 T* H5 W
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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5 X v F: G( `( P. n “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?6 L$ M: i- s2 {- p
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。( c6 Z; }$ R# A9 R
3 U' N# J9 }; }7 R9 V “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ p) S' ?- Z/ h) s
) K( g9 J1 U' }" b God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.; K5 z4 y# P( i# I' v
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ @; W: g: c/ r- a* {" ]
; U2 L. @ V3 i, | The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.- N( X5 u; }. C9 @; c2 W
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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3 }- u4 ~2 L. L# ^3 G( h X 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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