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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 8 v5 a0 P6 X4 R; I) K# F8 G
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.2 W8 Q; Q& o, A0 o1 [; {3 [
. S5 y, W. L& B! U2 _) i 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.& b* h& k3 e0 `
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.- k2 O' M# Q$ w. z- h
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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: g/ T) b- |6 Q" J Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.7 y! _4 J9 n, u" F4 m
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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: Y7 G5 m4 _6 S8 e0 v$ R8 _ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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( \( j* v$ c% I4 G 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。& w+ {! ^7 ?5 ^9 b
" B' ~ k% A5 j Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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; j7 ^3 C# e! p Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.2 _8 t' N$ e4 f
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。/ y0 ^: l$ { j0 p. P
" ^ B0 \. o* W+ m7 h Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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7 y5 q; Z! Q( W- Z- T, R. t+ r 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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" ~; T" D" a3 O4 J! i" V “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.; _0 L7 U: y: o2 L
7 l9 s# b4 J5 K9 u. r& ^0 h1 C* Q “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。6 Y! v+ c- _+ ?5 s3 f/ U! t
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.1 f: \( Z3 I: M) Z. J4 [
1 J3 t$ H# C8 M" N$ X/ n 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。# d- I- Q; f: |3 P
+ R6 r# O9 ^2 E# V& }( b! E “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?6 [' ^3 O2 T0 n3 a; m; P
% W+ X2 b; K& p. ] 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。. `7 H( o3 E. @, \* E4 }5 q
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!& d/ U5 O/ w) O; w
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ L' ?; j4 g l0 D9 |. F
3 b" v# c3 b' a3 X! t4 g4 B God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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- d, h( n; T9 Q' v8 Y6 Z When two’s company, three’s the result!1 g+ ~/ z; I5 Z; E$ t* y- ]
$ |8 w1 r7 Y- X* e z) S/ d 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.1 S( O& c+ s3 y1 ~6 L
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。3 ?- `' P- T9 u( z. n4 r& h3 U
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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8 _6 i2 P3 a$ V3 a! U The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.! Y& I5 p G, B8 h% V0 d; h
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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