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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
" p# }: @$ S+ u- m4 r2 c' i# u原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 , O4 j% G6 y, f* z
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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3 H7 |4 K7 t w% \2 Y4 C) s Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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/ [* E' e/ i1 W 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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& S0 s# P" I5 ~ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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( I3 H: M N+ T" j M 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。* f% B' g; A( d2 v" ~" D- H3 v: H
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.' S: Z) \) @& d- I" o5 k, V- x" q
3 N" W; o. q$ R" {% Z 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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* E+ E9 [: |, u q$ V( n The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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n( j2 Z1 W# K Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives./ o3 E2 R* u U# Q( [5 g
! H) M- {% ?9 a$ `" v; F( k 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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. r: _ K+ A; h1 n1 ]7 R Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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/ [: @& [ D( c l1 e+ x6 n 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! V" d$ d% S' }% E6 A
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 N) Z. B- F# U* @' | Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children., }" t- }7 k" B$ }2 B- w
* Y9 n2 S8 W0 A+ S. l 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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0 D9 T6 E. L+ i. I( w3 L “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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2 {1 N' s9 |$ d$ b& q4 N There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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2 @ i# @6 j* b 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。* _! ^3 e, j9 L$ w
$ r: C/ t4 T7 }' q4 V* D& v “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!6 N' u1 T5 O- _* k6 p
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。. A7 R, Z; h/ {7 F
0 @/ Z1 V- U$ p1 E- s ] B- ]% L God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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% a" ?0 w" H. Z' ^, @0 D2 S$ @ When two’s company, three’s the result!9 q) O% ^5 U) K- |% z
, y# G& h& {1 J/ G, S0 h+ n% D 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.( q( s2 T/ d" j7 V) t
3 ~, \( ^9 ~$ c( C# @- V- P0 c0 W# A 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- I( I8 ?$ d5 C
2 [* i& `* I+ R. y The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.( L: w& S" l5 k9 }4 O2 w; H) w8 f p
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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