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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 + [: Y/ ]1 ]! I' _$ W' `% t
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 2 ~ T, @" H# m' F. g
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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+ }( f8 \2 s9 ` 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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/ n, J5 S6 u0 Z One should love animals. They are so tasty.; }" y5 Y, ]9 s2 H8 Y! G9 P& K
$ Z! ?, I, L1 X0 x4 P! ? 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。+ V6 k1 y, g% }% `5 f
1 U/ R0 e0 B- R& g3 ?/ y Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.# d# u1 ~$ Y& ]0 ~$ s7 i
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught." c: `7 M6 |/ V6 L
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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6 L" s+ s% S$ Z; c Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.4 D( t; R0 `; \. r
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.3 o# d) R! g( m1 C9 E
) V! H- H+ l) K% U) Z# E 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.$ S3 Z+ v+ z* H4 J* @
$ r0 R# e) b6 v' O- K4 L 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。2 p0 ]: ^+ |/ B4 e' ~
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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1 z; Z+ r/ G' J 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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( J& C; q* K" \7 n3 M5 K Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.7 o( U7 \: x5 Z8 q$ }, N/ P
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。6 |8 ^! z2 A8 P7 W% `
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。3 s" \4 L8 `+ \- ~3 V& Z% B6 L
6 p# K+ M& m# K+ B& l t: U Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children., d8 Y! X+ A: \& K4 l8 u. r- B2 S r& E
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.( w1 C& O' o. Q/ Q2 a9 q5 u
6 X+ r' `/ p0 ?4 E% J! { 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。2 Z. L ]! {; N; T R. C( z
* K" V+ ~4 r# _6 s* t1 S1 x( x “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 F+ m! m1 m4 _/ v v
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!* Z! E- G. d3 j! P, ~9 G
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ S% Z& _6 ^4 R
3 \: y: `2 L6 G God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6 t! q1 G6 B! A) q0 n6 p0 V 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。9 r9 x# ?8 z! t8 }% K
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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: I; A$ m/ {9 c7 M8 h0 T# L2 m 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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; P, H) ^" ]9 `" [7 b 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。- Z. Z. k! Q/ ?) v
7 q( h8 Z$ y: D, \ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.# _9 G5 s/ R; d4 @+ i; ~. m
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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