Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

. N' |: W3 C4 |1 Q" N7 bHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

+ J; ^: W8 }' F* d5 R) yThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

  J9 S. {" C8 g! SLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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$ |# k  ~! q3 o7 l+ t1 tThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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+ b9 g+ d' _$ {0 ]The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
1 ?* Q1 o( U" _" g% ETwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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- G  b9 V" p" L, }. a3 BThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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' [, L6 |0 H, b: HTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

$ f) Q7 `& ~/ VThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

( L' g: @( R6 ?7 I% f% kThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

: W( f: |9 h* }& O2 \Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

& M& G( J: i8 \! V+ a* v) SSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

$ C: j2 S! _' b" ^To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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% E* W/ Y, Q. X9 _: v. g0 _% V( [1 bAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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3 r& J0 B# D! |$ J# w* nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
1 [% c& J& s  M- u0 q( g/ HA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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7 r, j" |( w, o( s( t3 u. M/ YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

: x( s3 p1 v/ \: C+ gThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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! p6 c* y7 Z9 n. T[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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