Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 n- _1 `" Q, Y, f4 YHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

- P2 [3 g; N8 s. s) q" `. JFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

8 T+ K4 G7 [$ e8 ^9 \This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

6 O3 w4 Y" M. DThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

- j  ^. V$ y' n  d/ ]The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

! L' f2 J# W; U* u; z1 HRowing Your Boat
8 {$ \; U2 M% Z9 `2 W( VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

( s: Q  X6 U2 I& TTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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6 _" W( j; e& K' F/ ^3 P, v5 cI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- A, {& \' `1 ]) ^6 H$ y. o3 AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

* L" ]3 a4 S: ~; p1 @  f: O5 `Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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7 @$ {5 L' Z4 u) Z) r. Y4 @# \4 @3 NTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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) r# A3 F6 z* I- p$ B2 v* W7 r) {The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
0 ]& {4 x0 L2 t0 O" ?& yA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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) D# Y9 ]" h- `In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

0 Q. b# @* @) g& c9 N2 SThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

1 J6 U! z; R$ g6 [* t1 l- NBlonde Sky Divers
; E2 @8 r+ O# q& O- ~A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

  w6 N4 p! j6 M) _. j( vThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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2 v  F' O) P/ s9 S) GThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

  J0 h4 M: D7 D2 O# r3 X" A) q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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