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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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# }" E2 ^' l1 A. L- b& e7 YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.: `; H+ x( ~8 |& T. W/ C1 j" ?: _
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; v3 n% `' n2 @5 ^1 }The blonde started laughing.) e- _- z! D" Z* q7 F0 m
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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& c4 r% `3 ?) F/ f6 `* e/ @The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! w+ Q/ l4 R' n) w, V) w' V1 d$ V' ]
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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- F$ F1 ]% |# r7 e6 m# k+ ~% N$ c4 aRowing Your Boat7 D0 q8 O/ d4 {
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 E, L( q7 _8 F0 T* ~The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"" B/ O/ ?6 }' ~+ `5 @
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."; ^1 k* f9 V% w" P9 n2 b
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.+ l+ b6 h3 h% |' Z* U0 H* K" P D
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.& K( ~5 F; o+ n
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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. T0 j& A* K/ I9 yFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.9 O& G' e+ A. t- `0 M9 I+ c
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.' Y; g' I- [$ @4 S
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.% k r6 i! K8 u+ I% m; p( }
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"8 \+ C/ `9 t3 \3 h+ e
, q* E. |" u( c# ~The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!". C/ E+ F* J( C) j$ T
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Are You Really Sure?
! t. y6 o; U3 P+ hA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"* v, H1 i2 r% f+ N/ \
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 [) ]3 x) }) G6 F" j, a* ~Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"+ T0 L2 r% Y+ d: A
/ M2 W* F3 M5 I' P6 t# z+ B/ E9 YThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."* |9 k$ ^" S9 z& `0 H
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7 _# o" E( K+ [ VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 G) O& U0 b3 [5 c2 |
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: {# p8 i. H" [" V7 x+ Q- v
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.& N4 }; H2 o3 H: b- U
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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