Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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+ E) n3 l5 u$ A0 K- l$ N' y# DThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

( l  b1 Y1 e$ L5 ILivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

* C3 Z' n0 d% E- ^/ `  hThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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7 A: P9 x7 z8 a& S+ [7 G2 bRowing Your Boat
3 m7 V/ H, ^2 Z% C, Q% B  zTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

* i5 I% P; w4 l+ c( DThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

/ _* E0 @! Q1 I! e& s+ l5 b6 n0 `To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
; H  P5 q7 Z' I/ m1 `( PA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 h2 }5 h  V& p2 i, ~/ KThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

7 a* a- @/ L: C3 ?  zThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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( G! m- m( O/ {2 y+ u6 PTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

8 M: W% ^4 ^7 x5 x- pThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

5 U% }; T, i- j1 RThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

! ^0 W. l! W4 m. `) rIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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  P; b5 L' v7 p1 C+ Q. TOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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2 k! i  X8 H1 \( S4 {- L8 ZBlonde Sky Divers
$ I7 F+ \7 \7 y# q: G- u& v# R- z4 rA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

" p1 ]% Y. L; K$ g& cThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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