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Blonde Car Accident0 Q4 N+ H: y5 m" l" N! f
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.4 G5 W2 ]: }# K! o1 F+ B
4 p1 i3 X# j8 o5 e! M5 A" CHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.3 {3 A, ]% y6 _5 x4 h+ a2 _0 t0 k
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.- `+ p. y& i: O3 ~
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The blonde started laughing.
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- K( q1 v1 z5 x% N) a3 b; uThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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6 s2 b: r- a5 U' bThis time the blonde laughed even harder.7 H1 V, y/ r& ?; F% ^8 y7 i0 ?6 o
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.6 B& Y+ ?8 E p; L9 h- |
5 |" C3 }8 |/ ]& |! V) ~2 TThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! H+ ]5 i7 F( {" Z/ s( |
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Rowing Your Boat F6 ]* [: ]0 }' W9 `' w
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 M# m& F9 b( D* X7 `To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, z( n% ], v( ~4 Q! ZThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black./ X; U f/ y% ]
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.9 n$ i4 W$ O& E" H' ~
) y% l0 a+ @+ g. R; j8 r8 |6 v. e" [* uFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.3 j4 C) y1 J* W- Y+ Z
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.* N! d2 E6 J: ]7 `
) U3 o- v) [* d9 F2 LThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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: F5 H- X! j- O" zThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?/ F! L1 W# P1 a% h7 I; F
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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1 | r4 P' ?- ]" S/ _6 Q' Y% z: uIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"6 p6 G- L" z) i. }4 @3 c2 N! o
+ U0 ^+ ?. H; V' a4 FThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# k8 F! G/ X' {
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Blonde Sky Divers9 V9 j4 z; N5 R2 Y' X- z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.5 f& O% r5 `5 o+ A* _5 G- ]
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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