The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
5 b/ v6 d# d7 M$ b/ A" n+ p& x'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ r  A9 i0 j3 H3 r7 w+ G'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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* P$ m0 a% T( }# U6 P% A'I should be in charge,' said the
* y9 G4 v; a1 H9 v; qstomach
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4 m/ {0 y! M2 {4 f* k: R'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
# M9 s$ d5 x6 z- \% Z'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

" r+ \+ ~" w$ s* L: v: b'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: b4 X6 E" F" C8 i  t5 N- u'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" s, p0 b. G4 j9 i% }" \and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
: ^* Y# q  U6 S: x2 u& {the brain had a terrible headache,
9 w: F/ \6 `! v& Vthe stomach
* a& T& C& D/ P, J, h3 ?. r9 [, Kwas bloated,
: S% q6 K' i! e4 n- r% qthe legs
: U8 q4 e7 f, @: x! V" w1 Q( ]got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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4 ?- j/ Z/ m+ K6 m3 D) U% e; m' [They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
9 V- E& x& M9 I/ w+ w! N' YThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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0 Q; x3 I$ _& R3 a" V% d) O/ p3 I[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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! ?5 n  ~$ H3 u% _6 hWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.