The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

# Z3 S! ]& O$ a$ X( K& l) z$ e% ?All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
3 x* f: \3 Z/ P( ^  W- x( L5 Ntrying to decide who was the one in charge.
$ ]2 c7 x6 c9 z# g; o4 M; m'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
3 L9 `4 c* C: p4 Y& k'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
7 ?% B& X' \( p7 T, r'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
1 N4 \+ c/ ~$ a- b0 P) P'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
2 @1 Q9 G) U9 D'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
1 H3 k% z5 V. |$ i, n'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
0 S, H$ P; j6 j$ ]( D9 w'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
5 \& F9 P; D% A& ?% y/ M8 nand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
3 ~2 ]  H* [4 y6 U  `Within a few days,
4 ~5 @2 X# ]# k5 Y. j! Athe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
' C2 V6 H4 [; ?+ G5 iwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
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They all decided that the
1 W( {, B) J2 O" X7 G' X( orectum should be the boss.
- b- b+ u2 m3 P$ B7 }" NThe Moral of the story?
7 z" m+ V+ b- ~( K1 I4 P- V; lThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

' i3 i6 D; y/ ^5 d: O3 r' uWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.