The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

1 f( x. \' k% Y1 d5 _7 ^$ p'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
- y" d4 x7 k2 j3 R# B% k& V6 N'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
$ r: d/ M- h* J" f* Qstomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
  @' x' e0 J6 h'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
5 A/ Z5 ?4 w9 R  q% g, x: A'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& [7 g; b' O* f2 `/ s'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

- i) B( i9 E0 c, kAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
( m* \8 K) k9 I' hWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
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got wobbly,
/ i, ~6 t7 L& \2 I! I; kthe eyes
% r9 K! |6 g. Q2 hgot watery,
& A4 t" l5 G( r6 |% tand the
: W* x; L- `" \3 Iblood
2 w  r# J7 _+ B& C1 V# W  owas toxic.
( H/ j, c- k0 R$ v1 V4 D' T7 MThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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; s0 v+ z( w! x1 a[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.