The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

! ^: ?* W9 I: o/ hAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* v+ k" [( C0 ~( \+ j. }& i'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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$ H1 a" Y) r3 |& v' k'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
5 u7 Z' I/ Z0 d+ x2 Z'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
: C, l' Q: X4 A' P. C'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
, V; z. C0 m8 ^" t( a4 P' l'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
: }' F8 i: j0 R& W* c' qthe stomach
) I. D! x& V7 a; U# k: |) ~was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
7 n, R! _0 E8 f; U6 qgot watery,
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$ Q6 g+ B9 y8 l/ B, \6 K, c- ?blood
6 R: K6 Z' L* e  S: z: D/ Wwas toxic.
, b. Y# X  V5 R8 zThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
' `7 E+ K; S, S5 q; `& ~+ @# }$ PThe Moral of the story?
* I  x( Q/ B# ]& P/ v, y* PThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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0 V; }' }/ P0 d! ?# F[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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