The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
2 v6 G" e( k6 B2 g1 w$ Ctrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 G! Q  m% p" p+ l'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

/ f* ^- S% N; D5 Q'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 u; r6 {- z) y- L& K/ C& g2 i'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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: m% l3 `  E$ g- ['I should be in charge,' said the
3 I* ~; v' h: x4 P  Fstomach
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' b, N$ R  w& P: p'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
* S2 M: u8 N8 z'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
' p4 m1 m! S* _  Z4 k9 A3 A# U7 {'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# p" T3 S7 H/ w$ DWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
: m: J( q7 j( s2 b: j8 Fthe stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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blood
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  W( \" _. R9 x: w; k) r' E: sThey all decided that the
; x1 P1 e+ z) \8 c* g2 v- `0 Erectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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, I6 I1 }' E: r% O5 s[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.