The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
" H9 c3 L( e) i$ q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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/ _) t# g3 H$ L1 x( z  E'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
! `# C. `! j; F( ]/ H'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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8 m. P" ]+ A9 |! ?# ?* A'I should be in charge,' said the
. M9 `0 N% B, i9 nstomach
,
* q) K2 D, {, i) L4 Z'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
& {- r9 x/ j- {'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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8 d& X" l! O- T0 @8 q'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
2 J0 S2 r- w8 E- p' J9 W9 y; Q, Q  |'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

# W, i! i" r, ?0 N5 x) ~$ r# eAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
$ D4 I% n; ]  a$ ^- ^6 zWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
; G) V: d/ [( e4 m$ r& w7 Rthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
- W8 A, `, u; L6 s- |got wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
5 B: n. Y- c$ k4 z& v% s+ Grectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
2 x: V" E  `+ l0 L' [* @  {! O% qThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

% J' |# e7 r& C0 l) j* j" ]- hWhere you got this so funning story!
& b5 Q5 N1 |+ w4 |' A' k* bI like it.