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7 z g! i H1 L3 Z7 r, }9 [! g+ uA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'& K% Z$ d, ]' ~# m& T: p3 w* t3 v
) `% _, C- O+ i, A! ^The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' s: k: I8 k' [: d+ E5 ]! r0 g4 `$ B
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'8 T0 @& w2 s' l- \# r1 a' J* E
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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. d' F0 W; f5 z! xThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'4 }! N) D$ j* f8 l
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'2 T$ N! G/ N) t6 k$ F6 Z
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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) Z4 i/ j% s( G( r7 DShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'8 x& }4 }1 ?* n3 _% L8 a2 B8 Q7 l
9 ^8 T' \' I7 B) C) A* t+ nThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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