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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 4 s: u6 O& }7 Y1 p/ `
; N* i+ Z5 f6 _/ K; bA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'. I" G: K' i+ @1 L3 Y+ X. v5 [, M
+ F: h5 w: m& }: n0 y; \& LThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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' X& ?; u; V: t \* _The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'( @- c6 q$ R* D, J7 Q% ]6 _
1 S( X, s/ l3 k& e# b: I3 n' X6 AThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'' V: ?- M0 g C8 R
) y" O, S7 K2 PThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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2 D w# b+ \/ f0 c5 gShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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8 D. i7 f* P" i& x- ~2 G2 z; }Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'6 I6 k, n( _, S
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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