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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. : X* j2 P) ?: X8 X! ~: e
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'. ~: e, |0 A- E4 O9 w$ f( G
5 \ e# O: `: s# b. ]# T0 gThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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: k3 M8 ^" r) m5 C) d3 h. P) DThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'$ [& f6 M( R2 @7 m
! {6 V) @( f- m( I2 j! [% MThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'/ r V9 ^3 w4 H1 N
2 G T( G8 x$ @. o, cHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?', x1 l( I8 {: A A: A1 L2 J& m5 Q
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'6 k' _4 N; X9 v0 O4 g% I6 j, H
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?': u0 \& X( x& U
5 p2 n" z" s) P# r3 f8 {The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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