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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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' d1 I% t* j1 U0 k: ?' h( uThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'% T% v3 Q! P+ `, m
5 n" y0 G3 P: g0 U: v6 }% wThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'' x4 d0 r$ g* F$ o, l
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6 r4 W6 f& \: MPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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2 p- h8 }$ b* ZThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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