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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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V( d [+ E: JThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'4 a7 H. w1 M: z! o+ F% W& J! \
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !' i0 z5 S+ a5 S% W* h7 v
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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- U1 p6 J; e; yThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'5 b! t6 e, d! r; P Y$ M* D
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'7 Q% {4 Y9 T; B9 Q/ m: S$ \
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'+ r1 \8 x7 w; ]: z, e
/ d* l, f; b: M/ x4 P p9 zThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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