 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 8 V# k I* E( b% x F: C" G1 e! \
1 u1 O) c P- p$ m+ i8 xA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
* Z6 r% J# v" d3 f% U# f* g1 f" A+ m; L$ M4 |
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'+ ~6 M! i: @% Z0 k7 T0 O
$ G' T4 E2 y% q `. fThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
: B; n& O* ~ J2 E
0 a+ p0 F4 D% W. @- S0 c4 qThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
5 x$ P' E$ o6 S+ m: u, s7 W }' Q3 J4 R) l
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
- I, C7 L% R0 |: }- e1 ~3 w/ d- u+ Z2 k
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'7 s$ L! }6 Q5 |! L; t
! m: f+ g) r% I: X, `He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'' X; e6 p2 n# O1 O; d" {7 \2 M( J
7 `# q% T: A6 A/ F
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
6 Y) y+ M" ]) B- r" F K! P
/ L' X( O* w+ \6 M0 `0 G- uPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'4 U3 x) Z: ] p8 \/ c
$ K& M) `! p+ V/ z
The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-9-22 14:22
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-9-22 19:31
