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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ' C3 S. G8 @: o& v5 ^( \
: K- O% c4 c) w7 ~A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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" a. E! o( }; i. }9 NThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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+ E U/ P' P, gThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'/ p/ b* x0 g! ~) O
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'% @: v8 f7 V. c3 H
0 D y) Q2 X7 O+ p! p6 {/ c. hHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'9 N) N8 A# L1 a% v
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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9 F; \6 c. Z, y$ E3 b S% RPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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5 p* d7 j' e" e4 iThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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