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; [- I. L, r% J: E! k& Q0 CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'' o, i1 W" Y3 T1 t! @/ ?' r' B
& h4 J- X5 i3 w2 w7 j8 [The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'; O8 g2 Y' s8 ~
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !' s2 A& Q/ `' L# h+ j k0 S5 m" b
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.': B. O) g4 W$ o$ c; O3 W) O
. u/ F: U& H) P+ ^; R- PThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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# s' I: j8 d2 GShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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+ h$ c8 d+ ?( ^/ _. R0 Q- t; mPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'! V) o/ }, T' @9 G1 T' P+ E O
( _& N/ J: o ~; O* X5 p+ A# k9 _The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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