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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) / [) U* F# w2 ?+ P3 X% g
4 u! N& _& {$ P. j& C9 J1 {' E1 K2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. : Y- i. K1 ^: Y/ m+ a
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 2 D5 T2 C; V- d* z& B
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ) V* F/ O% p% k( ?' f; c8 S
( K5 S) A; Z- b% I: Z7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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, y% ` m8 i, \' w% o' `% s9 O9 D% s8. I pay your salary! % N8 @0 C% K# l4 [
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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. m) {1 I! X6 A( a: `; {4 A10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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0 L) [) X9 G% b; y) B5 ?4 ^11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. % G! R. _0 P, E9 Y
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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