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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) % f7 j: }4 E# Q7 q
* o& e5 O# x; M# Y% l2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? $ q9 V! w B$ l7 Y% O
; u; E, F5 e6 d W: R+ d" Q' V4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 3 o5 t7 p( s+ Q4 H
9 J7 H" \' K6 _ a" y% i% S) J; ?, H- C5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. , m _' u& E9 l
8 \! d# B$ x; H7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! 6 e5 k; v+ U5 [+ V+ z5 \) ]7 g
+ H7 y3 H( `4 h9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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" ?6 V N# r5 H+ x+ l10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. - m+ w# x) z L0 v& D+ n" K
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. , h7 s0 c5 }5 {8 E9 G2 y
4 c1 m* P* L; N9 L12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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