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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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4 M5 j/ L o0 g" V1 |8 c1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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. L& O, i3 e% N/ I# G6 q3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5 p$ `1 C+ H( Z5. Are You Andy or Barney? 4 A# B/ D$ e0 z7 {$ I0 s
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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8 U- P( T; R. p3 ?4 Z, |+ o: `7 [0 {7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? . }9 Z- Z& @9 _6 ~. c$ b: q
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8. I pay your salary! 5 i* A/ ]" @. }4 [' F4 }& s+ @& r8 Q
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! $ V4 G8 V% |% ^9 p7 ` v m# o
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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( F$ c' M* l, s1 a11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 3 \. O4 @% z- B. I- ?
) ^; @+ \, C! W12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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