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NEVER SAY TO A COP: & A% J7 D+ u- N! z+ ]
0 [% x/ x6 ]7 \1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) - n2 d* V- o. W# i
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? % ]3 |' e* ^2 M4 {. j8 d/ D
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 2 u$ B& b" h+ j4 |: l5 D* I8 c* P0 c
! u4 @) v1 ]0 ~& Y% V5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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# `; P' }: K; T6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ; s0 h$ ]% K' Y$ ?8 H; L
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? # r7 H! B% G& o9 T) Y. ?; o" p" z
' f. {) ^) C4 b2 [& D. h* N8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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. }. f7 L. S+ ~2 K u; e1 d10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5 b0 i: I- Z' @! ~7 t
. _: F# K; Z# N p7 u11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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