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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) + U/ r( j" ~9 }6 |
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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' n9 ]( u0 ~& \/ Y$ m" Q4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! % s0 i4 n' k% r. ]* C4 a2 P
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? ; T) ]) v6 W$ r8 s: R
9 V0 p: a5 d$ |# ?% ~6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 6 n! G' B! x- S) l @: I c
- w, d9 k2 H4 d& d' {7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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0 E' e0 a# \$ Z. k/ D8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ! `( D# ?) \9 q- ^: f4 o9 E" p
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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" l* t4 _9 B7 O11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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* M! ^# u% C1 Q# V. _12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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