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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 6 }3 C8 H4 l% m/ P4 {" s+ }
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. d: p# ]" a/ Q5 z3 w( u9 @" Q
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ; w: b3 T* g) s
8 u3 Z1 e' ?% [, ]4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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$ ^3 D0 b: a; A2 X* ~1 L5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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0 V) w6 c- i. \6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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( \. n7 G& v8 D/ g0 C- V7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 4 S4 F5 |: L/ w' f
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8. I pay your salary! 6 M! A* Y. U7 o" l0 R: Z* H
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. ' |, ]( e& Z/ U; V* H
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 2 j( f( l4 U% B1 c0 K5 i1 D r
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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