Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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7 T% \7 q" A% x2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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& W8 t! Z4 ?8 U0 a, S! p3 g5. Are You Andy or Barney?

' o& F/ H7 Q( K5 [3 N6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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4 s' q8 |& n' M! z( I7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

) m4 g! k9 I- G$ {9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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4 Z/ h$ \+ F0 j- w+ @( Z10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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' {4 u9 q  a$ P11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"