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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 0 R- c: t+ ]- ]5 l3 L
& x# Y: Z8 k0 Z3 g* w; C" n; FThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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# O Q( v: b# V3 f& J& U: M4 ?Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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If they are counting the bricks.
& y6 v0 S& r& f% QPut them in the accounts department.
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If they are recounting them.. ! o( Y7 R9 M4 I8 i, j6 H8 \
Put them in auditing.
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. Y! T2 J9 Y8 x! rIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. 5 F& f6 V: f' D' r! |7 h& X
Put them in engineering. 9 I/ `, K9 v2 ?* e
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. & \8 U& k% i$ ^: l& O5 t
Put them in planning. : n- ~# |/ q3 c k0 z6 I# j! I
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
: `& n- X, M9 ?" b# c: \Put them in operations.
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If they are sleeping.
) L! y. ?& }; `4 _) _) P7 YPut them in security. + d. w& D- e% h D
. n; _& K" K* J' MIf they have broken the bricks into pieces. / m Q3 U' Y$ H: n2 ?' C
Put them in information technology. # i6 l- {3 G9 a
I3 J+ p" m" L1 g2 F$ b( U! ZIf they are sitting idle.
6 u# N# b- x* q. C# XPut them in human resources. : M) C: ^# K7 A8 ?( }& l$ A
! p/ ^+ Q7 f) |, |If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
' [% Y& s" ]5 R* ? S' O# Snot a brick has been moved. O7 F, s! l/ e# K) ]
Put them in sales.
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If they have already left for the day.
0 o) C L1 D; k# r9 qPut them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window. - Q$ f, `1 D" M; ]- m4 V8 P8 P
Put them on strategic planning. 5 [6 H3 I+ [6 T |; d
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And then last but not least.
) Z1 t, y# j2 ?9 iIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. 5 `+ @' o% J4 F# z- d( m
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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