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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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  two who and who?
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿 + f# X3 c2 z7 W* h, Q6 M& {+ V
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? ( K# A8 T& {) o4 B8 R, J

. {/ ]) `( y# H  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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5 a% ^7 k' H$ {% V6 x  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you   h4 C3 M3 k! P7 j

. c* ]8 J' r9 g- i' [! K  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 0 d6 k( W8 ^; }0 \
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !   s1 i+ W4 t& I8 l2 q. L! ]
together up ! " K: K  Y, j; D$ ?2 }: b. l
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 9 I( s: ^8 F5 O5 w/ {& U( d
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
9 ]8 K4 o! G- f2 E5 [4 D/ D5 D' pnothing to say,go home!!
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  有事起奏,无事退朝 * A0 o# [8 r9 f  I

. Y7 K6 h; H. v0 c6 i4 C  6.you me you me
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8 c' W8 D% B* ]8 G+ d' W# {/ Y7 c4 e  彼此彼此 5 s) j( a% H  ^) s( l8 [+ r, Q

* F% D% H* {$ S- E8 Y2 g) n  7.You Give Me Stop!! / w0 S% H7 h& V, F- i1 p
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  你给我站住! 0 Y+ C" u& W" d  O6 }( w
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow ; t, M$ c" \, j: r1 }
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... ! u. d7 ?7 s5 I, }
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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9 r' u- f( I" q  x( v3 Q  表妹 ! ]! y  g# Z+ X

7 z0 y& f) X; V7 B  `. @  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! ' e- i$ e; i3 Z( [/ f
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞   _# \: Q; c% Z
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足 * z; @: D3 K9 r# }5 Z5 ?
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die - g/ D, F# p- ]# t. F

4 n7 d' K" X8 {# S* D+ j/ Z! d  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放 6 u# M* h$ l1 f, X! C/ ]3 z
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  14.go past no mistake past
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. r5 w: I1 S, W1 o6 _8 a, h8 S8 `" A: L  走过路过,不要错过 - a6 v8 W5 U1 m. E: S- c3 ^- F
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  15.小明:I am sorry! * j1 ^$ `1 N! @! S

- V. H- `3 m  Q: _( z& G- i6 E  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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+ m* k0 c- M* n- R  i0 k" j  小明:I am sorry five! % i5 e. Q) ^& e! J- I3 G$ m

0 h, ~2 R2 c2 O4 `5 k3 ^  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 8 i  u; @# i' Y. A  j9 P
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 9 E2 z( T. p' D6 ?7 @2 V$ k  B2 ]4 H
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  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  18.you have two down son。
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  你有两下子。
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  有多远,死多远!!!! " G" D' P* Y4 a! |; U

0 i7 h( v4 U- H  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn : b( a% C: F, k- j2 M+ p8 i, l
my face.
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~
& A3 {! {- s5 Y8 g4 b- [+ _) N我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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