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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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  two who and who? 8 H1 A% |" D4 y  B, ]

" w: ]1 l9 v) [3 q' `  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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/ @' ^& f3 N; p5 k1 G; u  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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' B3 G% p2 \$ Z1 w, |+ V9 _7 Z  s  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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, z/ M! r$ q$ P: r# e$ D  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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! s) }0 j. M- a: B8 M# b  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 5 B4 U2 y5 m2 U& h/ _
together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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; N8 _  R" r$ c: v) O0 z  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
" S# Q9 A5 Q0 I4 e6 X0 V/ hnothing to say,go home!! / r7 X  f* d) e( t# c+ _5 Q4 z

+ e' H" e  c- I$ \  有事起奏,无事退朝   [8 s+ d: }3 e! \* b; L
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  6.you me you me . v3 k4 k2 B, u

/ L3 d  s: Q' ]  ^; q, B2 }: N  彼此彼此 7 Q. M( n+ n2 f+ H+ N9 g4 Q+ G

; }/ @9 c! q; F7 p8 |: D  7.You Give Me Stop!!
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* e9 E3 p/ R/ U+ d& U  }$ I- F  你给我站住! * R3 N4 f! P5 n) W* V* D. W$ ^
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow / v" M7 g4 F  v) n
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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7 ]( h" x- l& q0 O7 H% H  表妹 . |2 Y" Q+ o: }4 s& M+ B1 C
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! ) R: V- H# H9 h3 A, f! V

4 f# F( t6 f: T4 g4 c- [# j8 S$ t# O  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 ) `5 Y8 q7 m5 t* j+ @
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  11.American Chinese not enough
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  美中不足
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die % T* r# K& H( z# \0 [! I0 ^: z

( e* @( H7 j& E+ `# k) y  车祸现场描述 : d6 p7 A* E9 M, ^1 u

- L5 m6 o# p$ n; l8 Q  13.heart flower angry open
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' k3 c* z1 o0 m  心花怒放 , r+ c1 F5 e! `  O; n1 h/ Q
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  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过 5 |4 C1 {+ B# H9 L+ J/ G2 B% P

9 a- R8 O8 j; W# X5 K8 e  15.小明:I am sorry! & Q$ a# @8 m1 P5 i3 f- \/ M

% W: i0 h( Z$ b, l  老外:I am sorry too!
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  小明:I am sorry three! ' a$ p, q" \2 B/ b$ k
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  老外:What are you sorry for? - |! J" a- Q9 W$ }4 d4 H

  R& l3 v3 \+ J  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!   @: D# e: x1 i- S! Z
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  要钱没有,要命一条 & [! y5 f" m& _; P& L
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  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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) P' i6 u4 C. s$ O5 `% {6 j  我叫李老大,今年25。
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- v+ P6 M' M) A. h* C  18.you have two down son。
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% m! \3 Z0 c5 o7 r0 S; L6 y9 T  你有两下子。
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- C' j( A; P/ ^) K  19.as far as you go to die 8 Q: g% G$ R2 J

7 M/ `' c$ \4 T) q. f; M6 M  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn 6 o$ F9 m. [2 P
my face.
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  B) ~! K% l( g' Q, k  x# Y给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~3 r% F6 L; x! ?. X
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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