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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

% g% `' `1 S& vGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
4 p$ R  g+ F. ^% B' h! d9 ?Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
. i9 s5 L7 k& Z3 I% z5 l' T5 xGeorge: That's what I want to know.
) F$ a- z+ h6 h/ D/ _3 [0 ?) LCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
& u; @8 A2 k  q' u; G) b! pGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 ?. \% y) c- C6 h! NCondi: Yes.
6 V; X" {" E' R( T9 H/ {8 JGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
0 ~1 `5 F" }' \: ]Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
& a, |! @) r, SCondi: Hu.
' @( c& }7 @! B0 n% @/ kGeorge: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
5 [5 S/ f! j$ |Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
) L2 V. \1 I7 V4 Y# t1 MGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
5 s( R* e5 p) x  P/ T; QCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
1 N0 }/ d; x9 v1 }Condi: That's correct.
" U) s( l1 A3 M3 D0 J- dGeorge: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ C2 V( c. q: ^* {George: Yassir is in China?
) ~4 `9 ?1 C; s# g8 E, R& kCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
: R! G& F2 P* `George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
! J7 |3 ]' r2 [. ?8 K% }Condi: Kofi?
) i5 v0 F  j1 j! R, c) fGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
- A+ a/ O) E9 W- R+ @- BGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 F$ u  \) \* A: G* _# QGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
8 f( {! r& p2 Z% I5 Y, n) lGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
& `8 r8 u6 ^5 J; t* A  s* b8 {9 wGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
) t: P" T( S+ I5 Y+ UCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
  m$ g# }5 Q2 A% E2 ]Condi: Kofi.
$ `3 k% T0 ^/ E; h4 h1 o0 ~" @) jGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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