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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 8 X7 i L+ v9 }& h% |- K) \9 F
" x: L$ G" Z' g- gGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
6 }& b/ p$ p/ a1 W$ oCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 q8 F# Z* X) y- ?& QGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
# ]* |, F8 b% D2 |- jCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
$ e- K& l( N" W2 U. K3 Z* ]George: That's what I want to know.
. o! }# H. O8 i! n- a% i) XCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
) M! O6 a/ r( R1 gGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
. o) {7 E8 |) |4 [- A5 S, `; xCondi: Yes. 8 k+ U! G, k: P! A! m7 \; W
George: I mean the fellow's name.
! @) n+ \7 ~# F+ A8 @: OCondi: Hu.
$ o, w" b* E, } _/ jGeorge: The guy in China.
" {9 [: c ~% Z1 WCondi: Hu. - V" h0 W6 X2 j: M Q
George: The new leader of China.
1 p3 ^" k7 o S7 b* P9 i" aCondi: Hu.
, M+ C, Y9 h G9 O* LGeorge: The Chinaman! * ]% P4 U6 y( W8 b* ]0 Q! e
Condi: Hu is leading China. ' T4 p8 w" N2 {$ t+ w, d8 L
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ E+ e5 P! E' R1 d, q, DCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ! A4 H- E3 W8 `" G7 h. g& U
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
7 K4 q4 h0 ?8 ?) ECondi: That's the man's name. 5 f4 n* ^" {( V% g8 N" L2 G
George: That's who's name?
+ E4 @. R/ e/ Y, j' C8 rCondi: Yes.
~ E& }% B/ p7 K( v7 X( M& HGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 5 q" U5 Q2 |! o: k
Condi: Yes, sir. $ t( Y& ?* I+ i% l0 R: C
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
6 {8 E% E$ i9 qCondi: That's correct.
$ {# P/ T0 ~: X6 ~+ ZGeorge: Then who is in China? % n6 s/ f6 ] l1 U; c) A6 k
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 I( t* Q5 m8 X4 R: n
George: Yassir is in China?
( t. ^7 v' p3 n, I+ ]Condi: No, sir.
5 _0 C! ]$ |+ S: e3 ?George: Then who is? 7 f' c" M5 t* R" H3 w2 K) c
Condi: Yes, sir.
( c+ \% l2 }; t& Q" b* lGeorge: Yassir? $ }6 j) G) x% l& X0 b2 m# U6 `% n8 ~
Condi: No, sir. ' w7 I0 W, N2 @8 |* o
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * K- A4 g2 `5 b t4 ]+ Y9 f2 ^! Q ~
Condi: Kofi?
& v1 F, f, V5 k" a" G. P/ Y! f* cGeorge: No, thanks.
: p& R! q1 ]( D; z2 d8 t6 ZCondi: You want Kofi?
0 X' B" a9 B2 D2 d7 J# ?3 iGeorge: No. , f; ?! s) v8 F, v) g2 ^
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
' W7 t" p$ j* C$ M, ~. LGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. / Z* D/ w- }9 ] {% N. f2 N) U4 O
Condi: Yes, sir. : ]5 D( R( b4 B _6 G D/ [1 |' S
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) ~ g& o( j+ X* E/ VCondi: Kofi?
N2 \- P$ C* g. J' `, i2 y& PGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 8 E h3 q4 [: m) k3 Q
Condi: And call who?
) V. U/ g% {. ]George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
3 T, g1 T/ d" o6 R2 [; pCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
! ~. h' \1 ~1 A4 U( QGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 1 U! v/ k/ \$ u( ]) r& C3 ^
Condi: Yes, sir. " V* Q! \1 r+ S$ U/ O: W9 M
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
% a$ ?4 v. B5 i( C1 i9 A- lCondi: Kofi.
' X* s( ~6 t# ~5 [9 U9 D0 ]George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / f1 r% Y. ?! @: P$ X, M' B& t
(Condi picks up the phone.) / P9 q( G. w3 j: ?* A3 W
Condi: Rice, here. 1 s; J/ V- R* B3 g- F2 r
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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