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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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2 G: z+ Y# R  X5 @George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
. V. o+ l5 d2 b5 K$ O( V1 a. fCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
! V9 U1 C' V' }- A( h' lCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
8 q# k8 P/ W* f' ?1 zGeorge: The new leader of China.
( _1 u, p% ?& G( E0 E8 qCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" x& Q" z# U3 L# q5 f, c8 pCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
$ k7 d0 x5 @  j- J% GGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
1 o# d' O) u+ f1 e) V) P1 w, v% _George: That's who's name?
5 e2 @& e9 z8 G+ K! DCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
. d' \; f; `% O* SGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
9 }( \) Z: h# CGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
4 g% U2 ?2 T) a8 NCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
* y! y# s: a! @8 xCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
) k1 ?  q2 I" t( \- BCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
! b9 i, F" Y1 f' Z' OCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
# r" J4 t# E1 N$ ^# s6 H9 z(Condi picks up the phone.)
- \# E+ O" r. |4 e) wCondi: Rice, here.
- O0 J( V( t. F' }; ^. d2 _/ {George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.