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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
& j3 k/ Z- D4 g, `0 nCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
# x0 s) f/ C6 L( }# J" Z/ u, dGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
3 n% i4 v) }7 b' CCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ! x; T' y5 P2 S& B% x
George: That's what I want to know. & A+ b4 `6 O/ ?" `/ m; K3 g
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
4 f, C# f4 R! LGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 D# L8 }# j; x% vCondi: Yes.
$ J: P: b( n0 v0 O z0 tGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. & w- ?) v& ]: H$ ~0 Z. A7 A
Condi: Hu. ( G O& ]) r2 X! k _
George: The guy in China. ( ^: x+ C+ `# t& l3 ~0 o
Condi: Hu.
2 I3 G0 S+ X" z/ HGeorge: The new leader of China.
, E5 v/ |1 U3 N( qCondi: Hu.
* d) V* {/ j; ]/ W, b+ k# {0 sGeorge: The Chinaman! $ @+ x' V ^9 M T' d$ r( a/ n$ K
Condi: Hu is leading China. ) b9 p9 Q, a/ a
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" [6 n% C; X( U4 tCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. % f* T9 R" ?$ d$ B7 R
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ! }; i, o' C+ T1 V9 [
Condi: That's the man's name.
0 q: p$ c8 q7 @& Q; ]9 cGeorge: That's who's name? 7 `0 C! Q) P# c$ n7 }
Condi: Yes. # L# g8 q4 r8 |
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ' C% R* J- e4 y. n7 I* o
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 Y/ Y5 u2 @% q8 A- WGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. / ? d+ g' A3 U6 P1 z# b1 |
Condi: That's correct. / Y5 p' y$ z& }6 s
George: Then who is in China? 0 C$ a& R |$ y
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 k8 H8 B u }% j0 W8 E
George: Yassir is in China? 6 n( K4 x4 c1 q) H$ A$ D- {% V5 v
Condi: No, sir. 1 ]2 m% o% e; \* \+ E
George: Then who is? 4 @( G4 y. `# _4 |
Condi: Yes, sir. + s$ F+ F6 |8 ^
George: Yassir? , u# q& h6 z5 p( d3 z9 B- V
Condi: No, sir. . X! @3 T: R5 I* ?- M
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ) E9 E2 O2 U% M/ X
Condi: Kofi?
: ] ?/ e- ~" A/ X: sGeorge: No, thanks. - U& S# X! R ^. {6 T
Condi: You want Kofi? " h* X! o) p: K" {) g7 @
George: No. 3 l9 H) Q. i4 W5 d1 }
Condi: You don't want Kofi. ; O2 J9 G& M& E* F: S; [
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 0 u( C4 P& x8 q5 R/ C: F; d
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 m9 q$ y% l6 L$ X- B( @6 l9 FGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ) \. }* I5 C$ n/ a+ H" w: I' G
Condi: Kofi? " `, h$ M( F Q; ?% A
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
1 {0 F1 l1 t; F+ Y. _Condi: And call who? 1 `" |* U1 C1 `$ _' W
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
% Y, J; u, f1 R" B* z/ a/ ?Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 2 n9 x4 f9 f v. q! |7 K
George: Will you stay out of China?! # S% g0 b% v& p" y5 P" f% A
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 p+ k8 M- u& h* l+ w" F! l; n- _+ ~# NGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
8 }2 s, T2 g# p. A* j" Z$ U8 UCondi: Kofi. # }$ C+ P( @( l
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ( e; j# X( s. ]* O
(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 L$ V+ \4 J* u% ]1 }4 s2 PCondi: Rice, here.
0 {6 O C& C! F$ xGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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