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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) P A$ ?( R5 b' p. U/ u
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? , J1 R) o" D/ u
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- ^; V0 J X* g- z% zGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ) m. N4 \$ j0 b
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
' I' {, y- {) e% [& F! z, K$ ]George: That's what I want to know. $ P0 C% b9 i- n5 x: o# \4 ~
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
2 p7 a( w4 t2 q7 f0 l$ g) iGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? & B8 t3 ~. U: ~( n
Condi: Yes.
3 F& p. k. q$ l: @* ]* x8 HGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 3 S* A( W- B& {" r ?2 @
Condi: Hu. ! N- a7 n3 Y5 q3 ^5 W: |. T
George: The guy in China.
$ C+ N ~# q; o T2 j# X' WCondi: Hu. - }) W8 Y5 B: Q$ z# N8 z
George: The new leader of China. 9 s3 c# g( v) N4 X" `: v- |0 U5 q- u
Condi: Hu. 5 R) j1 a; |& ~2 e; V/ B! S
George: The Chinaman!
2 Y( d( k6 d# X i, vCondi: Hu is leading China. 8 X) r# u( _% Y# I) Z/ f
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
) M' ]+ E4 ?, s- \0 l1 _Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
0 Z' ^0 O/ K% n1 h3 Q- C* N5 s7 ~George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& [ v/ H' k% }+ r! D' {Condi: That's the man's name. 6 \0 X* h8 z2 L. q/ P0 \! Y5 R
George: That's who's name?
- |0 N) P- Q7 x; RCondi: Yes. $ T6 K! ?; l8 |/ ~1 l
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 H2 c2 j- r, e- y' } W C5 G( r) iCondi: Yes, sir. * k3 _, z) s" g& l: N2 @
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. * |- x K7 Q$ Y0 ~; k- Q
Condi: That's correct. ' S0 K3 ]! @! S) \$ F
George: Then who is in China? : D3 d0 x0 _* P* B5 p, }
Condi: Yes, sir.
% l( s0 l; ?$ _2 U; d2 m3 R9 BGeorge: Yassir is in China? " H6 c( C9 t+ ~9 U$ x/ p0 {. E
Condi: No, sir.
7 G) X, c& t4 r" V; @2 PGeorge: Then who is?
1 U! l) g" \! G; y$ mCondi: Yes, sir.
- v( K' ^3 h/ t3 t- IGeorge: Yassir?
% a+ q4 O1 e: WCondi: No, sir.
7 T4 P( H1 h0 ]7 G& N# Q6 p! L4 |# lGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
$ ^( ~1 q# I( d% U+ Q, \Condi: Kofi? ; K( V6 R% e) ?" a7 b* B
George: No, thanks.
; r- H* v l; {' M; I3 [+ q+ @Condi: You want Kofi?
) R/ ]3 [# b8 a1 ^George: No. ) Z4 D. K& Z5 _& H) r
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
6 M, `- e, u. P) L- s0 S% ^" {$ wGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
$ w* \$ O) ^% O+ U1 ]/ xCondi: Yes, sir. 9 ^. ?' i6 M! n% r' j6 ?( k
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
. ]- g1 Y. s8 R A2 K/ O8 E3 j4 oCondi: Kofi? 4 L L/ M2 d# v) B
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; b7 j) o6 e3 k6 ]+ ~, \0 {
Condi: And call who? 5 F9 N, C1 Y2 _
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
( S8 w1 K4 t/ ~Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 7 |+ Z; ~0 z) V) R
George: Will you stay out of China?!
( t/ b4 L9 Z# I$ e# c9 o1 XCondi: Yes, sir. 9 p$ g7 M' y, U# e% L
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 5 A+ ?: O# E+ L3 s8 t* N
Condi: Kofi. % N8 ]) T: S% z3 x i
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. , [) } d1 z- M) _# |( j E
(Condi picks up the phone.)
& m* h/ s, s' J4 N8 f0 b) cCondi: Rice, here.
" }5 N. |$ Y' Z5 N, `! ^8 zGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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