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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 2 [+ e( ]7 }, ?: y/ n! [( s/ v
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
: G5 |, O' p) s0 k* I( b, i, W9 xCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
3 }" r3 K6 {* H- _ p2 }George: Great. Lay it on me. 2 L6 H5 U2 g; l7 }5 v! w
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" @, h- H; ^' n3 eGeorge: That's what I want to know.
6 D* S; k" g& f* @" v; VCondi: That's what I'm telling you. 1 x' d; y, k, V) n# o
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? & U) G5 z7 p) A6 ]4 z
Condi: Yes. % s, n0 f8 F2 V: u+ o# P: r
George: I mean the fellow's name.
* \/ B! B8 m5 ] D+ {Condi: Hu. % R9 h/ h8 j3 g$ g7 ~+ K0 K3 ]
George: The guy in China.
8 j0 F- d0 E* \2 XCondi: Hu. 3 t& R1 i6 K2 U( v& H: U
George: The new leader of China.
; x c' B- B$ j; iCondi: Hu.
" Q1 N+ y' d9 u) A$ }George: The Chinaman! + |9 B7 D( }7 m: Q: l
Condi: Hu is leading China.
2 t+ P* I8 [3 ^" V' X4 ~0 J7 ZGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? % |, m- a9 S% H/ \3 b
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
3 K- F, j) G3 ]# ]3 V& ?7 HGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
8 R7 [& P" p3 M5 g" h+ zCondi: That's the man's name. - ]' Y( n5 e; k. v: m+ v
George: That's who's name? . d% Z* U( T c2 m. z
Condi: Yes.
+ X9 ~$ E0 S0 z, pGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
/ I1 e7 r: t' v3 O# Y( C% ECondi: Yes, sir.
( |: Y$ E; c a1 z- R- XGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 C% W$ i: X" p& v3 o2 _Condi: That's correct.
. X, p: D6 Z: W: t3 Z gGeorge: Then who is in China? " ?: u2 t# x- v6 V6 t& D. w
Condi: Yes, sir. 6 T4 y7 S1 C% z) G \5 K
George: Yassir is in China?
, {7 o w" U. X3 ICondi: No, sir.
6 U% d& g) h$ d. X3 RGeorge: Then who is?
1 ~; B& ?7 r0 q3 T6 |Condi: Yes, sir. 0 A; s% A6 S j+ e9 S
George: Yassir? ' x4 M% t% k) A+ F: r$ B1 n" g8 g6 B
Condi: No, sir.
, u/ |; e) C- {) Y8 c- vGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
4 g, q; K& r& L% L% L: vCondi: Kofi? 8 O# d/ D: W9 X Y8 h+ N
George: No, thanks. 7 n% i& Q1 r8 \6 W. n5 f
Condi: You want Kofi? 3 [% ^0 x, o2 R# g8 n) p
George: No.
+ C! ]5 w8 }; [4 l" M+ ]. W) i l% sCondi: You don't want Kofi.
( A0 X" m1 [ D5 y8 @George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. , r: N6 F3 Y W7 T9 k0 L7 B5 \
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 z" c5 z4 s1 X: m6 ?% G' u) `George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
" I9 T5 i4 I, {! `Condi: Kofi? 3 y+ Q! R3 Z$ q4 n V# V# W! t
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 4 k% t4 _5 d* q$ P$ G
Condi: And call who?
9 x8 B" m* P1 L$ ^& ?8 e- Z: e: mGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
, }4 N- }! G, X, C% HCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
2 W2 t+ ^' Y4 I# p U, Y1 i( u' TGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
% B# x* U6 E8 C- `* GCondi: Yes, sir.
6 [! @8 V0 I! t7 cGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 L8 ^: ]% p4 v9 h& _Condi: Kofi.
9 I! r! M+ }8 n5 z; k; D9 }2 VGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
6 N& }4 P( D( w6 E1 s(Condi picks up the phone.)
, Q9 f8 V1 i& D3 `, ICondi: Rice, here.
1 R# P5 a) w$ P: R9 H( y" U! BGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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