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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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j; Z/ L7 @3 L( Q3 gGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 6 }% J5 j) t8 x
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. : r* k- I& j7 T6 j6 r( N1 x
George: Great. Lay it on me. 8 F" b1 B& Y* n* |8 K+ s, n8 T$ l! O
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
% Z6 G* f( j; V5 |- [7 d- sGeorge: That's what I want to know. - G F* Q, a [) p
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 5 S2 N+ @: O4 h- [7 u
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 8 n6 q* N6 O0 Q& ]+ @1 `+ L6 P
Condi: Yes.
- ^1 {2 m# b! D Z& IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
8 ^$ b$ u4 Z8 F( V: S5 k T" s, rCondi: Hu. ( l. O/ A2 P( e( u& A
George: The guy in China.
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/ d6 c6 J8 o3 P+ N$ B3 QGeorge: The new leader of China. 9 o" Q" t0 U" y" o0 b
Condi: Hu. * B; L; U) p0 }' W! z
George: The Chinaman! 3 r/ n% ~" P2 X& i
Condi: Hu is leading China. # Q6 q9 m" [# X1 |; a7 u# i
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
! t7 {. J8 i: k! F' @; Z0 d# M" TCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. / E/ j: }; |8 [7 V* ^% ~' _: b
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? - i9 F! K, D/ T6 ~, r$ v3 ] U
Condi: That's the man's name. 2 X5 ^/ Q* u- b0 W
George: That's who's name?
! c7 @$ V4 r& q# M b: }Condi: Yes. ; _% L( R- J, g: Q `
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. p" Z' e2 o' `4 H5 t6 nCondi: Yes, sir.
+ K" p: |, }! F! _George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
4 c2 b7 ?& ?( t0 g$ ZCondi: That's correct. ! I4 P# p) c; R3 W1 P
George: Then who is in China? . ? y- }' W( r! ~3 c
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 _! ]: s2 C, k1 A9 \7 f
George: Yassir is in China?
% Q8 f$ k" h4 X+ A7 ` Q4 R4 GCondi: No, sir. + U3 \4 Y' w9 H; U8 k
George: Then who is?
0 Z5 H4 V8 d$ mCondi: Yes, sir. 0 L7 d2 v/ V5 r6 E( d# B
George: Yassir? 0 B& R7 d- R) j
Condi: No, sir.
$ J6 i" V1 m+ i' Y3 u* cGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) }. M" R6 s, Q. W. D7 g: {) z4 nCondi: Kofi?
( I" w/ }$ Q4 \ d( @* VGeorge: No, thanks. % g- k8 \: k# S. b. |9 M$ C$ n" J, R
Condi: You want Kofi?
- x- i+ n6 O1 }, P8 n8 zGeorge: No. 3 F3 \3 t/ p; R6 y
Condi: You don't want Kofi. ( N. t% r4 V4 a; I
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 5 t1 b' [: i3 b- G9 ~2 v% o
Condi: Yes, sir. ; v( p5 s, I; u: q
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
; P3 a. y/ o/ M1 A$ g+ cCondi: Kofi? Z- X$ N) g" M" t3 O
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 ?9 R& @, L& I) ]
Condi: And call who?
6 M' o! x7 }* d9 p* A4 |1 J% fGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ]* D. Q" O) i) ^, ?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
1 C6 g( f' G. B) x# _& NGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! : S. Y( c) ~9 f( t5 p$ @& S& `( g2 ~; e
Condi: Yes, sir. 8 Y1 {* y. R, Q1 _! X
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 6 }: }/ K8 y! W) K2 O
Condi: Kofi.
5 X, H% r) |2 MGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ) J- Z& u% Q& d* B6 n
(Condi picks up the phone.) ( W3 b Z6 m" m( k% Q7 k
Condi: Rice, here. , w4 {. c8 a0 q2 h" [
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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