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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) & q) H* l0 S1 T) i& ?; U
7 W' W/ k0 r- o' gGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ; R- d+ ^# D: j# q1 \$ ` D
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ) v9 m8 ], `$ p: m
George: Great. Lay it on me.
/ \0 B2 A6 S. w& a, A7 @$ t3 cCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
( @7 b; [0 j M' t/ D/ O$ N. z0 S6 eGeorge: That's what I want to know. 8 A8 t9 H. L" |9 t1 f* X
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ; p; n. T2 i" p, J7 m5 h" @
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 0 g. {$ K/ b( M3 T4 X% \9 @- s. L3 Q
Condi: Yes. 0 X( W- h! r6 M) }3 F+ ?1 N, L
George: I mean the fellow's name. 1 q8 h' ]: f. D+ _+ N1 W
Condi: Hu.
5 c- V4 j1 F# kGeorge: The guy in China.
J+ p. `8 p P9 u( K' b3 wCondi: Hu. 1 ?( e& ]% d, E
George: The new leader of China.
]' o" }8 c9 o: C' Z9 kCondi: Hu. ( `9 L0 a8 z5 y2 c) J* o
George: The Chinaman! 4 u/ v# e$ M; s- t6 I3 p
Condi: Hu is leading China.
8 Q- e8 Q/ S& E& dGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
3 a' e5 S4 S8 @+ bCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
" ]( V7 z! Q/ ~. n3 ~George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
) G4 _* I% i5 @& A$ l8 TCondi: That's the man's name.
: b) S- \4 f& M; m; IGeorge: That's who's name? 2 x( B- A7 Y: D" V; s
Condi: Yes. 0 d2 ~) h# u: g% w9 O+ l9 z
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , F' C$ T/ T: P! O# i( ]6 D8 f: k2 B
Condi: Yes, sir. # Y U. J9 e+ _ J( _- Z9 \9 z# U& q' D
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
; h0 s& X' l6 e7 z2 `# pCondi: That's correct. 9 y* V$ ?$ f Q% j4 L: a
George: Then who is in China?
8 ^5 t8 [, _( O5 n+ eCondi: Yes, sir. & Z' `+ U7 \7 T: j
George: Yassir is in China? + e* B% e; N. V5 y
Condi: No, sir.
* ?, f; F9 a4 U# zGeorge: Then who is? ; t/ i6 N# v% ?+ l' m
Condi: Yes, sir.
) W/ j3 z$ s: v! x8 j0 ^! uGeorge: Yassir?
/ X9 h) [5 v% C3 ~7 s* L) R CCondi: No, sir. 8 O; ~3 R( @5 {* e! J# t
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. % _2 G' V8 E! C2 F! g. Z6 @. r
Condi: Kofi? 5 D% w% i b7 A6 f1 J8 [3 T! j5 e
George: No, thanks. 8 W. \. ^/ N4 }. B% V" A6 K2 E
Condi: You want Kofi? . n: k& x& L9 q
George: No.
2 @' H/ n6 W4 b: @: l# [Condi: You don't want Kofi.
4 t; d) E: X) Z2 G0 t5 k1 L/ EGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. + U n2 s0 F- ^# T( d
Condi: Yes, sir. % R3 Z2 C7 x' F X. t2 d
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. / p( `; }% n6 e% u
Condi: Kofi?
! {1 l6 ~* t; i5 |! XGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ) e3 r% |" K1 E
Condi: And call who?
6 ?: V6 l& i7 n/ o( CGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
6 [3 Y+ c! c1 G1 u' f% M0 C9 |Condi: Hu is the guy in China. . i8 q" E& t% S& E4 d) {
George: Will you stay out of China?! ' d9 T: V. e0 x& B
Condi: Yes, sir.
# a/ J& D! s6 o2 N: J, m9 C; V' D; NGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ r; r7 J" r2 l6 w7 N+ iCondi: Kofi. * i- }. A* t' ~& {
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
# {+ _* n5 i! u7 L* S(Condi picks up the phone.) - v0 O1 f/ B' e/ o
Condi: Rice, here.
9 z% l2 t, @% b) y: ~George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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